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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I told Burt about the impact of diesel prices on staple goods and now he just keeps looking at me like this
Burt (small orange tabby boy) looking very concerned with big pupils
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AngoraFish @angorafish.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Someone walking through a CAR PARK suddenly wonders whether we are engineering physical activity out of daily life because of... e-scooters?
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 13/08/2026
there's a lot of dunking on kids and "kids today" in the comments, and can I just cordially request that as millennials we, uh, don't fucking do that? it's the worst trait of gen x and boomers. we could just NOT do that. this isn't a story of "kids today" its adults Big Brothering society.
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ragnarokette.bsky.social @ragnarokette.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Rejected System of a Down lyrics:
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David Sims @davidlsims.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
if I ever taught film criticism lesson one would be “you being smarter than the movie is not interesting to anyone”
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
forget horoscopes, which Adonis are you today?
grid of 9 pictures of orange cat Adonis, labeled 1 thru 9
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
linux sickos yes
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Certly @certly.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
hydra
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
No, No, no. Look, are there lessons to learn from this debacle? Sure. Drone warfare, mag depth, etc. But the solution here is not 'yet more tactical excellence or tech.' It is 'the president asked the impossible of the military and they should have said so.' www.theatlantic.com/internationa...
theatlantic.com
The War Is Lost. Now Fix What It Broke.
America has to rethink how it moves resources, fights wars, and deters adversaries.
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Every day it's a new "The President invoked the never-before-used Chekhov's Gun Act of 1974, allowing him to use the Forbidden Keys to open a portal directly to Hell as a bypass to the Strait of Hormuz; legal experts say its unclear what short of an Act of Congress can undo this action"
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Sam Halpert @samhalpert.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Fascinating document. One thing I appreciate is its emphasis on the substantive effect of the judicial oath. I’m certain Roberts would say is if his decisions favor rich over poor, it is not he, but the law which is doing so—& that the effects of his rulings aren’t significant, only their intent.
ARTICLE III: VIOLATION OF OATH: EMPOWERING THE RICH
OVER THE POOR
In the Judicial Oath, Chief Justice Roberts swore to "do equal right to the poor and to the rich." However, his conduct has demonstrated a bias toward wealth. The Roberts Court
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ One milkshake to rule the boys, one milkshake to find them, one milkshake to bring the boys and in my yard to bind them 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar
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spooky sky ✨🌙✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
yeah i'm into
planet fitness
fitness Planet into mv MOUTH

pic of galactus stolen from wotc bc fuck em
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Everyone shut up I finally got a video of Jyn doing her cartoon snoring thing
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
please enjoy 30 seconds of Adonis making biscuits in front of the air conditioner
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
ok good night or morning or whatever lol
Wide shot of the KC with the rare covering all words except The John and Performing Arts
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Hart Cunningham @hart28.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Michigan Governor caught on hot mic with Oracle CEO Clay Magouyrk, discussing citizen opposition to AI data centers, bragging how she ignores their concerns: “We’re used to people saying 'f*ck no,' & doing it anyway.”🇺🇸
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 10/06/2026
1/3 of the game industry has lost their job in the last two years. Ubisoft closed two more studios today. Everyone is out of work. To that end I'm starting a new bundle to benefit a layoffs hardship fund. Game devs: please consider submitting your PAID games to the bundle, which will launch in July.
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Game industry hardship fund
A game jam from 2026-06-10 to 2026-06-24 hosted by Necrosoft Games. PREMISE: The game industry has a problem. Too many people are out of work (reports say 33% of the industry lost their jobs in the la...
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Sam Halpert @samhalpert.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
In other words, POTUS cannot be Vox Populi simply bc that office appears on every voter's ballot. The ppl do not speak metaphorically, through their ballots; their voice does not need be oracularly divined by consultants throwing exit polls. The people speak *literally*, via petitions. 8/
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Barry Butler Photography @barrybutler9.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
60-Mile Sunset. Chicago from across Lake Michigan.
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 19/05/2026
repost James Handlefini for one year of good luck
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
"He walks in Shadow now", explained the spokesman. "He is where the Silence goes to Die, and where the Moon dances eternal upon the Void---dancing, dancing, dancing---I see it still, by the pale towers of Carcosa, by the Black Stars! He continues to work diligently for his constituents every day."
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Yamino @yamino.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I don't think I ever posted one of my most viral Sailor Moon comics here
Panel 1: Ami Mizuno saying to her friends, "I need you all to swear..."

Panel 2: All rhe girls saying, "FUCJ." with varying keels of enthusias.

Panel 2: Ami, flustered, saying, "Nghh!! Like, a promise??" And an offscreen voice saying, "ooh"
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Juliet Turner @juliet-turner.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
We have a wild hedgehog who lives in our garden and is friends with our cat (this isn’t their first meeting, they know each other well)
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 27/04/2026
*the year is 2047* “I am Bron LeBronicus James. Third of his name. I am a Los Angeles Laker. Like my father before me. And his father before him. And we all play on the same team today. On the Island of Los Angeles.”
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libby watson @libbycwatson.com · 25/04/2026
on their fucking minibikes again the neighborhood teens are. call the police i have.
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Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
This is dope as hell. Humans are pretty amazing at doing cool shit when there aren't some stupid assholes fucking shit up
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
missed a call from the Crash Test Dummies this morning
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 14/04/2026
She's 22 by the way. Everybody tell her she's doing a very good job being alive
A photo of a long haired calico cat sitting on a window sill, looking outside An overhead photo of me laying down on a green velvet couch. A long hair calico cat is upside down in sort of an exposed belly shrimp pose fully asleep on my shoulder.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
one day of this and i’d start talking like barrett in ff7
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
thread of recordings i think you should check out
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Artwork I painted for the novel "Ram" by Olga Ptitseva
Young adult man and woman posed in recline around a red muscle car on a plane of asphalt, sharing earbuds and listening to music at night.Young adult man and woman posed in recline around a red muscle car on a plane of asphalt, sharing earbuds and listening to music at night. Wider crop showing the rear of the car and fog/engine smoke.Young adult man and woman posed in recline around a red muscle car on a plane of asphalt, sharing earbuds and listening to music at night. Rough Sketch. On the hood of the car.Young adult man and woman posed in recline around a red muscle car on a plane of asphalt, sharing earbuds and listening to music at night. Rough Sketch. On the hood of the car.
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carlydraws @carlydraws.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Today's weird collage experiment THE GREAT WOLF a spectral vision on the plains scrap paper, charcoal, matt medium acrylic, white correction pen. These are really fun, i never plan them so I just start off and see where I end up. A change from my usual stuff! #art
a spectral wolf in collage
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‏Greg @mostech6502.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 10/04/2026
GUYS, IT’S REAL smallscreen.ordoliberal.com huge shout out to @standard.bsky.social for creating this and the Venture Bros and KotH ones, absolutely phenomenal!!!!
I’m gonna call it CAN STAR WARS DO THIS?
home movies
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Masuke🐶+rocogirl👩 @rocogirl.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Good Morning guys🖐️
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
honestly one of my favorite Dropout bits, Lou coming in with the "guys the war in ukraine is over" like a steel chair
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
SEAN EVANS: As you tackle the fires of Da Bomb, a two-part question as a Chicagoan and a Pope: one, who wins a best-of-7 between the '05 White Sox and '16 Cubs, and two, as part of the Nostra Aetate dogma of Vatican II-- THE POPE: (coughing) fuck! SEAN EVANS: careful around your eyes Your Holiness
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 12/02/2026
forgot the most important of the genre
fuck the moon
@fuckthem00n

fly me to the moon
let me kick it's fucking ass
let me show it what i learned
in my moon jujitsu class
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
What if the facts were totally different, changing the calculus entirely? Not so great now huh
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/03/2026
the feeling of finding A Deal is as core to the american identity as baseball or the constitution. when we lost our Deals to corporate optimization we lost our way. that's why i will give every american a universal 30% off coupon that has to be honored at any business on any one purchase or service
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Dan Reilly @danreilly.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
The tiny computer is too needy -- where are you, why haven't you downloaded my app, can we go shopping now, I'm going to die in 42 minutes unless we go home, etc.
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Aaron Meyers @aaronmeyers.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Sam Kieth has passed. There are so many great comics creators I love, but Sam is on my Mount Rushmore. The Maxx was a revelation when I first read it. What a sad loss. What a great creator. I will miss your light in this world intensely.
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
SECURITY GUARD: you! what’s your name?! ME: [panicking] me? i’m… uh… i’m…
NCAA bracket with Howard and Michigan
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 19/03/2026
NOT NOW american history
TODAY IN HISTORY > 2003: Bush announces Iraq invasion
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