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abby (sports)

@stabbyabby.bsky.social
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sports, race car, and reality tv The black and white dog is Jyn, the orange dog is Kima, the cat is Fizban she/her Venmo: Abby-Rose42

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Lindsay Fickas @lindsayfickas.bsky.social · 3h
Every woman should be allowed to punch one person this week
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
(a new object is placed in my enclosure) damn new object just dropped (I glance disparagingly over at yesterday's object) lol y'all still thinking about this huh
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 4h
Do I feel like I got hit by a truck this morning because I’m getting sick or because of all the stress recently or because I slept a little weird or some other mystery reason? Stay tuned
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 13h
I know I’m late to the party and everything about Bram Stoker’s Dracula has been discussed already but seriously why are these men so stupid
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 15h
Me whenever it’s remotely close to bed time: “im so sleepy”
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 19h
listen,
My web search auto filling “how to” with “how to reheat a crunchwrap supreme”
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 20h
If you have reasonably normal, sane parents that you can regularly communicate with without crying, please know that I am very very very jealous
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 21h
I assume like most peacock original shows it’ll be quite good, end the first season on a cliffhanger, and then get canceled
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 01/10/2026
waking up every day in 2026 like:
a construction sign on the side of the highway that says "IT'S COMING IT'S BAD"
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Remember That Guy? @rememberthatguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
j'aime mon grand fils adulte français
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One of the lesser thought of consequences of SA discourse on SA survivors is how much money I have to spend on little treats every time this happens so I don’t just cry all the time
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 01/10/2026
you should be able to call in "suffering under the weight of another round of campus rape discourse" to work
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I had to take an IQ test once for a mental health assessment. I don’t remember my score but I do remember them telling me “you have very high problem solving skills but your recall is abysmal” and I said “thank you so much, I did already know that”
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m not considering it spooky season until this bullshit heatwave is over
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Doing bar trivia without Fred is so humbling. I don’t know any songs.
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I bet it feels so good to eat a mulberry branch if you’re just a little guy
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I would like it to be known that I had already decided to be Carmen Sandiego for Halloween and it’s too late to return the coat
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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 30/09/2026
elevated snuff films are on their way out, cozy snuff films are going to be the next hot thing. people want low-conflict murders they can watch without stressing out too much
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If I have to deal with 90°+ weather in October, somebody owes me money
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Battle reenactments sound like they were made up by someone who wanted to make a murder look like an accident
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
small
Fizban the cat, he is small
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They should invent a Fizban that doesn’t stare at me in an unsettling way
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Being an SA survivor right now means coming on the internet and taking 7000 points of psychic damage everyday just for some dipshit to say “not all men”
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There’s going to be another mirrorball in Daniella and Pasha’s house, mark my words
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m being stared at by a scornful weasel
Kima the dog staring at me with her lip all stuck on her tooth so she looks like she’s sneering
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Went to vote in People’s Sexiest Man poll and none of them were sexy
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m so done with Tyler and Savannah Bananas Man. And the podcaster. Get these mediocre white men out of here #dwts
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think it’s completely possible there wasn’t even confusion between the Hawks and the Hawkeyes, I think Eric Schmidt just forgot women’s sports exist
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 30/09/2026
This is priceless. Check out how local news is reporting on Sen Eric Schmidt’s clown-show grilling of Jack Smith. They found Jack Smith at the game… “Top corner, section 109, row 1. In fact, that seat doesn’t even exist in Atlanta.”
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That Noom ad that implies Rebel Wilson is going to eat a child makes me raise my eyebrows every time
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As someone who currently has two dogs that have to be on a bland diet, lemme tell ya the price of ground beef is getting up there
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Someone on Instagram said that most of Cleveland reads like a Bethenny Frankel soundbite and I’m losing it lmao
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s that time again
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
America hates Lose Girl, the woman famous for losing!
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is there a secret other version of BG3 that Astarion stans played? Does he just not have a character arc in that version?
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a fictional chart from 1995 to 2025 showing "guys who like sports" becoming more left-wing coded and "guys who says sportsball is the opiate of the masses" becoming more right-wing coded
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Micah @rincewind.run · 29/09/2026
third way figured out dems should stop attacking trans people? third way?!
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trying to get back to my walk a lot, drink a lot of water, prioritize sleep form of fitness because it’s the only one that I’ve ever been able to keep doing for long enough that I’ve noticed myself feeling better
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am once again looking for the remote
Jyn the dog laying on the remote
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is your reminder that the Witcher III remaster launches free for everyone who owns the game at 6am Eastern tomorrow. Including the Hearts of Stone + Blood & Wine DLCs, even if you never bought them previously, which are frankly big enough to be their own full-priced game.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 29/09/2026
Absolute cowards not to let us hear the undoubtedly-amazing pronunciation of Tajín
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*rolling stone writer voice* you’re all pretending that you think Excalibur and the Sword in the Stone are the same sword for cultural cachet
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BB28 Outfit Updates @countessnfrenemies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Queen of the people #dwts #summerhouse
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just really think there’s not a great reason to punch or try to punch someone over something that happened in a car race
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do the one where he beats up all the white suprematists please
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am just a girl. Standing in front of my dogs’ vet. Begging them to just give me my dogs’ medicine so they stop pooping weird
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
While we’re talking about ants being in places they don’t belong
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