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in case you were wondering what the youths are up to on tiktok these days, they're shipping hellen keller x bob the builder. just got an edit to dirty little secret by all-american rejects

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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 28/09/2026

Somebody please get airport security to the ORD T5 sky club. They put sugar in their cornbread

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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 28/09/2026

Taking work meetings from a Sky Club like

A meme stock photo of a man in a 90s business suit on a cell phone, leaning backwards with an open-mouth smile, pumping one first. It says HA HA! at the top, and BUSINESS at the bottom.

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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 26/09/2026

oh my god I smell a clove. the [goth] dream of the 90s is alive at cold waves chicago

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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 24/09/2026

Hello Chicago, I will be in you for Cold Waves this weekend

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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 24/09/2026

You have my attention

A 40 oz. bottle of Olde English “800” malt liquor

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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 18/09/2026

Somebody bit a cop at a heated city council meeting about putting in a data center near my house. It wasn't me but damn I support that energy

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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 18/09/2026

A cool thing about having a pet shrimp is sometimes it'll molt and you'll have a heart attack because you briefly think it's dead

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Oaf @languidoaf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

CEO of Taco Bell: we’re actually worried that some of our upcoming items could destroy humanity as well

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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 12/09/2026

STARCRAFT 3???? OPEN WORLD SHOOTER???????????

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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 11/09/2026

He's big mad (and now that he's healthy, seems to be turning pink!)

A photo of a white and pale pink betta fish towards the bottom of a planted aquarium with dwarf baby tears carpeting. His mouth is open and he's flaring a little

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　　　the　　　 postes @rem.bsjky.team · 07/11/2023

ahegao to the polls

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Marly Salazar @secant2.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Every time someone asks for a new flag for kubectl create we add 6 more months to the backlog plans for adding colored output.

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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 11/09/2026

Not a lot of people know this, but we can actually go to Kubernetes 2.0 basically whenever. We just push it back by a year every time someone asks, like Valve does with Half-Life 3

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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 11/09/2026

It's also because Memphis is a predominately Black city with a well-known crime problem, so the rest of the country (and a lot of the South) is real fucking comfortable leaving it to rot or chalking it up to just being a bad city instead of addressing the systemic problems that made it that way!

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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 09/09/2026

Man why are all these well-loved tech companies so desperate to give their money to Mr Kill All Immigrants in exchange for his dotfiles

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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 09/09/2026

They should vote to kick LSU out of the SEC tomorrow and I promise I'm not just saying that because I'm a lifelong Razorbacks fan

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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 07/09/2026

The closest grocery store to my house no longer carries vienna sausages of any kind. I am outraged.

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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 06/09/2026

Early in my career as a developer advocate, I learned that engineers tend to take their tooling choices personally. They will take a criticism of a tool as a criticism of them, and you won't win them over. I think a lot of you could stand to learn that before you run your mouth online.

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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 05/09/2026

He has finally noticed the fish and does NOT seem like a fan

A photo of a fluffy white cat looking into a planted aquarium at a white betta fish

A photo of a fluffy white cat in front of a planted aquarium with a white betta fish in it. The cats eyes are wide and it's looking up towards the ceiling

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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 04/09/2026

Personal growth: when I see someone well-respected by my friends posting destructive, braindead bullshit like "trans rights are AI rights," I simply block them and move on instead of picking a fight that will consume my entire workday with someone who clearly has literal AI psychosis

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

FLCL did nothing for me personally.

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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 03/09/2026

SaaSmaxxing: wrapping up your whole career in services and platforms that regularly go down, preventing you from being able to work, so you maximize free days off

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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 02/09/2026

If I had a dollar for every time I watched someone try to force Go to do something that that Python would do better and in a more readable way with just the standard library, I wouldn't be rich but I'd for sure have enough for at least like a couple pitchers of beer

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Andrew Lilley Brinker @alilleybrinker.com · 31/08/2026

Hey @1password.bsky.social, longtime customer here: stop giving your money to fascists.

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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 30/08/2026

Could the Apple TV team please unfuck whatever is causing the subtitles to stop working on See every time I pause? I know the show is about a dystopian human future where most people are blind but I can't hear shit

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Nicole Rifkin @nicolerifkin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

thank you the new yorker and françoise for having me do this cover for the late, great dolly parton

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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 26/08/2026

ALRIGHT I'M GOING TO THE ONLY PLACE NEWS OF BELOVED CELEBRITY DEATHS CAN'T FIND ME: SPACE

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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 26/08/2026

So far today I have tumbled out of bed, stumbled to the kitchen, poured myself a cup of ambition, yawned, stretched, come to life, and jumped in the shower to get my blood pumping

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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 26/08/2026

Actually, I'm gonna choose to believe that Dolly is not dead. She's selling bootleg t-shirts in Myrtle Beach with Elvis, Prince, and Bowie. Yeah. Yeah that makes sense

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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 25/08/2026

If anyone is needing support right now, it's kind of hard to cry while listening to Powerful Woman by Pitbull and Dolly Parton

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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 25/08/2026

I am at a loss for words. Dolly was so important to me as a Tennesseean, and so important to so many others. She's why a lot of kids can read. She helped pay for the Moderna COVID vaccine. She personally funded housing after forest fires. Man. Idk. I assumed she'd live forever.

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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 25/08/2026

Can someone who is a PM or otherwise in some flavor of leadership at GitHub who deeply understands the Copilot integrations please DM me? I am losing it over here

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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 24/08/2026

We're hiring for several Go devs with Kubernetes and open source experience. If you're interested in slinging open source with me in exchange for money, apply! If we know each other well or have worked together, I'm happy to refer. villagesql.com/careers?ashb...

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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 21/08/2026

Before you say positive things about DHH because of Omarchy, a reminder that it's been like 3 weeks since he published a blog that compares Roma people to the wolves Denmark eradicated in the 1800s. He's an open, virulent racist and always has been. Everything he touches should be radioactive.

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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 21/08/2026

We need to talk about banning meta glasses at conferences. Yes, we usually sign a release with the tickets to allow for conference photographers, but this is clearly not that. If you speak to me with these on at Kubecon, I will simply walk away. Doesn't matter who you are or what the question is.

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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 19/08/2026

I said the fish were gonna be gross!

A photo of a pygmy albino corydora fish swimming in some dwarf baby tears. His skin and flesh is see though, so all of his organs are visible.

A photo of two pygmy albino corydora fish swimming right next to one another. Their skin and flesh is see though, so all of their organs are visible.

A photo of a snowball amano shrimp on a rock. Snowball amanos have no pigment, so he is entirely see through aside from his organs.

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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 18/08/2026

Another day, another email with "device taints" in the subject line making me laugh

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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 18/08/2026

This is my stupid, evil son, Disco. Short for Discount

A 3/4 view of a white betta floating between a rough rock and several different kinds of plants

A photo of just the face of a white betta fish on the bottom of a tank, poking up through a bunch of dwarf baby tears

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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 16/08/2026

Getting ads for Topo Chico while Topo Chico is unavailable should be illegal. This is torture

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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 15/08/2026

It's storming, I'm done with work for the day, I've poured myself a fat glass of Malbec, lights are off, cats are on the couch, Evil Dead Burn on the TV. Spectacular Friday night

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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect

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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 12/08/2026

After 84 million years, my planted tank is cycled and I can put gross fish in it

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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 11/08/2026

Nobody prepares you for the emotional devastation of the death of a multi-generational local crackpot. RIP Prince Mongo, 333 years of age

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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 09/08/2026

If you're going to Noah Kahan in Denver tonight you'd better not shit on the ground in my section istg. I will have imodium with me if you need it

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