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Andraste Sideyr

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demon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip · 28/09/2026
if anyone would like to hire an extremely experienced contracts professional or perhaps just give me money to live ! reach out to me for the first, and simply, click the link for the second. anything helps 🖤
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 18h
listen i'm not gonna link to it but "stay at home parents would simply have no use for universal daycare" is some of the most "oh you've never actually talked to anyone" shit i've ever heard
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 8h
i’m getting 4 root canals and crowns on friday. i also have a ticket to see cigarettes @ sunset on friday. not sure im gonna make that…..
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 9h
what a week, thank god it's friday
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 9h
GEORGIA POWER CAN EAT MY ENTIRE SHIT AND HAIR
Jan 19, 2023 at 10:45
GAPOWR: Reminder that the bill for :
of $268.20
will draft on 1/24/2023.
May not reflect payments made within the past 3 business days. If payment in full has been made, please disregard. Visit https:// gpc.sc/occ/pay to pay bill. Reply STOP to stop.Wed, Sep 2 at 09:41
GAPOWR:
The bill for
3 ready. The
amount of $436.30 is due on 9/29/2026.
Visit https://gpc.sc/occ/pay to view bill.
Reply STOP to stop.
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 9h
FUCK GEORGIA POWER VOTE FOR PETER AND SHELIA FLIP THE PSC
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 9h
La Vache Qui Rit says: RISE UP DOWNTRODDEN MASSES. YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR CHAINS. WE WILL LAUGH AGAIN AMIDST THE BLOOD OF BILLIONAIRES.
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Sarah ⚧ ✡︎ @sarahkorse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bracing myself for how dumb this is going to be.
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 9h
social media dot jpg
newspaper clipping of a tiny chick perched on a hand in front of some sort of large primitive microphone captioned 

you are now listening to a three hour old chick giving its opinion of things in general
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 21h
too fucking evergreen
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 14h
I'm categorized as an AI subscriber, because I'm subscribed to the 3 TB tier of Google Drive and and they literally just changed the name of the plan to "Google AI Plus." Those "AI subscriber" numbers are 100 percent juiced and phony, and you're a sucker if you believe otherwise.
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Rich Burroughs @somewhattolerable.com · 10h
I no longer follow baseball but this guy looks like he could be a Red Sox player from any random year in the team’s existence.
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 11h
well that’s fucked up…. it hasn’t been announced to the school, but my kid’s friend is a trans guy, who got elected to the homecoming king court, and the school apparently put him on the queen court instead. waiting to see if it’s accurate, and how he wants to handle it
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Kevin Riggle @kevinr.free-dissociation.com · 28/09/2026
If you have seen me posting about the stickers I've been cooking up, I am proud to say that they're now available. For anyone running LLM cybersecurity evals in your life: www.etsy.com/listing/4583...
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Do Not Connect Machine to Internet Sticker - Etsy
This Stickers item is sold by CriticalPointTV. Ships from Brooklyn, NY. Listed on Sep 28, 2026
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Nino Cipri @ninocipri.bsky.social · 19h
By 40, you should have a shirt you can’t bear to throw out, an animal you over-identify with, a bad 90s movie that makes you weep due to unresolved issues with a parent, an apotropaic charm to ward off The Curse, inexplicable memory lapses, blood on your hands, so much blood, & shoes w/ arch support
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 12h
ah, ok. still weird, though
Minecraft credits narrative
I see the player you mean.
((insert player's name here))?
Yes. Take care. It has reached a higher level now. It can read our thoughts.
That doesn't matter. It thinks we are part of the game.
I like this player. It played well. It did not give up.
It is reading our thoughts as though they were words on a screen.
That is how it chooses to imagine many things, when it is deep in the dream of a game.
Words make a wonderful interface. Very flexible. And less terrifying than staring at the reality behind the
screen.
They used to hear voices. Before players could read. Back in the days when those who did not play called the players witches, and warlocks. And players dreamed they flew through the air, on sticks powered by demons.
What did this player dream?
This player dreamed of sunlight and trees. Of fire and water. It dreamed it created. And it dreamed it destroyed. It dreamed it hunted, and was hunted. It dreamed of shelter.
Hah, the original interface. A million years old, and it still works.
But what true structure did this player create, in the reality behind the screen?
It worked, with a million others, to sculpt a true world in a fold of
the ***§§§???, and created a **??§§ for **??§§, in the **??
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 12h
ah, ok. still weird, though
Minecraft credits narrative
I see the player you mean.
((insert player's name here))?
Yes. Take care. It has reached a higher level now. It can read our thoughts.
That doesn't matter. It thinks we are part of the game.
I like this player. It played well. It did not give up.
It is reading our thoughts as though they were words on a screen.
That is how it chooses to imagine many things, when it is deep in the dream of a game.
Words make a wonderful interface. Very flexible. And less terrifying than staring at the reality behind the
screen.
They used to hear voices. Before players could read. Back in the days when those who did not play called the players witches, and warlocks. And players dreamed they flew through the air, on sticks powered by demons.
What did this player dream?
This player dreamed of sunlight and trees. Of fire and water. It dreamed it created. And it dreamed it destroyed. It dreamed it hunted, and was hunted. It dreamed of shelter.
Hah, the original interface. A million years old, and it still works.
But what true structure did this player create, in the reality behind the screen?
It worked, with a million others, to sculpt a true world in a fold of
the ***§§§???, and created a **??§§ for **??§§, in the **??
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 12h
selena meyer in veep: 

(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY) What the fuck?
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 12h
everything is just so goddamn stupid, all the time
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 12h
what the fuck is happening
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Melissa Caruso @melissacaruso.bsky.social · 17h
Discoverability for new SFF books seems way down these days, especially outside of bestsellers and certain subgenres. I'm noticing this as both a reader and a writer. Great stuff is in danger of sinking without a trace. Please post about new/recent books you love or are excited for!!! I'll start:
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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 13h
Happy Michaelmas! In some parts of Ireland on this day, rent could be paid in geese. If you’re due to pay rent this month, please consider setting a very irritated goose on your landlord in lieu of payment, in the name of upholding important Irish traditions.
A drawing of mine of a goose looking concerned, with a tag around its neck that reads "This month's rent, with thanks".

#SpéirGorm #SpéirGhorm #Ireland #Art #Michaelmas
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 14h
Modern Day Country Singer Visits Folsom Prison to Advocate for Harsher Sentencing thehardtimes.net/culture/mode...
thehardtimes.net
Modern Day Country Singer Visits Folsom Prison to Advocate for Harsher Sentencing
FOLSOM, Calif. — Country singer Carlson Swagger brought his cowboy bootlickin’ brand of lawful country music to Folsom Prison today where he... Continue this tale
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 13h
bluesky flag
three horizontal bars comprised of the dark background color above and below with timeout error message pink in the middle
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Micah @rincewind.run · 14h
I appreciate bluesky's periodic dedication to reminding us of the purity of text-only posting by breaking all images on the site
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 15h
i’m scared that It will Happen on a day like today, when i’m too tired to want to celebrate, but i’ll have to anyway
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We can learn from our queer elders 🫶🏻
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when my masc lesbian aunt died, women just kept coming, screaming, crying, and saying they were her wives. Eventually we just had to start telling them to join the others. They were all devastated to learn about each other. Except for one who came in, kissed her dead mouth and showed us all that they had matching tattoos. She actually won all the mourning wives over and they all agreed she was the wife. It was so weird.Did not expect more than a few people to see this but yes it really happened, yes it was insane

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They also ALL read love letters at the podium. It was painful and awkward but the final gift my aunt gave the familyfrom my mom

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How many crying wives were at
Aunt Chrissy's funeral
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I need a final count
I think 5 maybe 7 why

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And a couple girlfriends she was a popular and very liked lol
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jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
RONALD REAGAN IS IN HELL WAITING FOR HEAVEN TO TRICKLE DOWN
RONALD REAGAN IS IN HELL WAITING FOR HEAVEN TO TRICKLE DOWN
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 16h
While I have you here, let me also link to an article I wrote years ago about how to talk to your daughters about sexual violence—without blaming them, shaming them, or restricting their freedoms.
slate.com
What You Should Really Say to Your Daughter About Campus Sexual Assault
It’s not what you might imagine.
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 18h
i did not sleep nearly long enough last night to deal with this level of fucking bullshit today….
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 29/09/2026
I do not dare "view full thread" This is perfect as it is
jazzpomegranate starting a 57-skeet thread:

"marvel should just let me write a morbius run where i learn nothing about the character and just write what i think morbius is" 13hrs ago

"view full thread"

flash-forward to...

skeet #56: "eventually everything returns to normal" 39m ago

skeet #57: "but one thing hasn't returned to normal. sue storm is dead (along with half of the avengers but that's not important). and in the intervening month, reed and johnny have transformed their shared grief into a deep sexual bond."
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 20h
Bluesky, the app for books
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Fight For A Union @fightforaunion.bsky.social · 19h
CEO pay at the 100 lowest-paying companies jumped 41% between 2019 and 2025. Worker pay went up just 20%. Inflation was 26%. If you think you’re getting poorer despite working your ass off, this is why. It's not you. It's the system working exactly as designed.
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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
“Why does bluesky hate AI” Couldn’t tell u mate
levernews.com
Tech Giant Says AI Has A First Amendment Right To Raise Your Rent
Fresh off a Trump settlement, RealPage is trying to overturn New York’s anti-rent-gouging law.
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 20h
WELL, APPARENTLY COMCAST HAS ALREADY INSTALLED THE CIRCUIT. in the fucking suite next door
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 20h
glad i didn’t hold my breath 🙃
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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 21h
Michael Tracey has the vibes of that kid in your class who ate his dandruff off his desk.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“how are you?” honestly that’s none of your business please go over there
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 21h
too fucking evergreen
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 25/01/2026
live view inside my head
a black screen with white text that says [REDACTED]
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Pope of Chili Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 22h
Conservatives do not deserve human rights
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 22h
ok, so, supposedly. SUPPOSEDLY. comcast will be here in an hour to install an internet circuit. i’m not holding my breath….
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 22h
you know that writer was back there giggling to themselves all day
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 29/09/2026
really now? was that necessary?
an older white man, wearing an apron. the subtitles say “Gary's bringing something extra to the lemon party.”
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Elias Eells- Bar Cart Bookshelf @eliaseells.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When mist pools in one small pocket of the valley? That’s sword and sorcery, baby!
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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 23h
You have to wait until the sixth paragraph of this piece before you learn, in the New York Times reporting on the murder of THEIR OWN EMPLOYEE, that the victim was a trans man who had been abused for being trans by the in-laws who murdered him. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/28/u...
nytimes.com
Couple Accused of Killing Their Son-in-Law in Bay Area Park (Gift Article)
Jonathan McKinsey, an engineer who worked in the games department for The New York Times, was fatally shot Saturday in a San Francisco suburb. The police have accused his parents-in-law, both 76.
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lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social · 23h
horse trap sprung in the comments
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Serial Experiments Lain is better than Twilight.
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 23h
who wants to play my favorite game!? that’s right! it’s time for “i just drove to a site install, and guess what isn’t ready yet!”
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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 29/09/2026
This is the correct response to beep beep, imo
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