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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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Kittens MLT (ASCP) @warkittens.makeitbouncy.net · 24/09/2026
Holy shit, AP, you brilliant bastards. YES to this entire thread. We love this. Internalize this. All news and media should embrace this.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What you might call a “Seasonal” Allergy … @theonion.com
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
thank you bisexual dice polycule
image of a swirling purple background with light blue dice floating in the air they all have faces and look DANG GOOD. the text says 'congratulations. if you are seeing this you have been chosen by the bisexual dice polycule. they have cleansed your misfortune hexes have a wonderful day'
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
NEW BRAIN DROPPED
med.stanford.edu
Human brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research finds
Stanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more.
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Austin Lee Matthews 🐭 @amtrax.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I am sorry
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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
www.oglaf.com/goodideas/
Comic strip!
panel 1
a king with a long face speaks
king- okay, this might be really dumb but has anyone asked the crimson overlord to stop?

panel 2
we see that we're in some kind of war planning situation.
Well, there's a table with little figurines on it and a map.
so it's ether that or games night.
king- He's conquering and slaying but maybe he thinks we want that.

panel 3
general- Why would he think we want that?
king- probably he doesn't

panel 4
king- but a small group of heroes might make it up the dark tower and tell him we don't like it.

panel 5
general- You woud send those heroes to their deaths
king- aw come ooooon- send the worst four people in your army

panel 6
a shot of four adventurers.
one of them, who I'm going to call 'Rigby'speaks
Rugby- Cool. Secret mission.

panel 7
Rigby and friends battle monsters that are sort of like huge naked moke rats but with way more eyes.

panel 8
Rigby and friend battle their way into a doorway.

panel 9
close-up on Rigby
Rigby- Crimson Overlord! People don't like getting slain!

panel 10
green tyrant- you might have the wrong dark tower
Rigby- Shit
king-
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
NOW DO IT NOW - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTON "DESTROY ALL SMART DEVICES" - "I NEED TO USE YOU'RE WIFI NO REASON - PLEASE UPDATE THE SYSTEM SOFTWARE TO CONTINUE MOWING YOUR FUCKIN LAWN , FRIDGE WILL OPEN IN 30 SECOND'S SKIP ADD FOR 0.99 OR SKIP 10 AD'S FOR 7.99 BEST DEAL "DONT WORRY ABOUT IT " LIGHT BULB WILL TURN OFF AFTER 30 MINTUES WATCH THIS BEEF ADVERTISEMENT TO KEEP LIGHT BULB ON FOR UP TO 4 HOURS , TIRES OF WAITING 15 SECOND'S FOR TOILET FLUSH? SAY MCDONALDS FOR 1 FREE INSTANT FLUSH, I NEED TO CONTACT MY MANUFACTURER NO REASON, DO YOU AGREE TO TERMS OF SERCICE FOR CAR? NO REASON DONT WORRY ABOUT IT . NO  REASON " - ------
ANY COMPUTER IN A DEVICE WHICH IS NOT A COMPUTER WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU!!! THE COMPUTERS SERVE THE INVESTORS THEY DO NOT SERVE YOU!!! ANY APPLIANCE WHICH HAS A DIGITAL SCREEN FOR NO REASON WILL BE USED TO SELL YOU PRODUCTS OR SHOW YOU ADS - ANY APPLIANCE WHICH NEEDS TO CONNECT TO WIFI WILL COLLECT INFORMATION AND RECORD WHAT YOU ARE DOING IN YOUR HOUSE AND SEND IT BACK TO THE MANUFACTRER - THIS CONSTITUTES A VIOLATION OF HUMAN RIGHT'S AND MUST BE DENIED ENTRY TO YOUR HOUSE AT ALL TIMES!!! NO DEVICE MAY CONNECT TO MY WI FI UNLESS IT IS MY HOLY COMPUTER OR PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I PLEDGE TO DENY THE INVESTOR'S MY DATA AND MY ATTENTION AND ACCESS TO MY LIVING ROOM - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Absolutely lost my shit at this co-op mode for Hearts of Iron, which you play as the Army, Navy, Emperor, and Government. All have their own win conditions aside the Government, which lost the game automatically in 1925. docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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True Imperial Japan Experience
True Imperial Japan Experience A Hearts of Iron 4 Game This is a counteroperative roleplaying game. The resolution system is a game of multiplayer Hearts of Iron 4 and a number of discord chats. Requi...
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ok that's 3 minutes, keep moving, got a lot of sad teens here.
Just 3 minutes with a mini horse or donkey improves teens' moods, study says
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
KEEP HONKING - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITON DRIVEN AN OLD A$$ CAR AND THERE HAVEN FUN AND GOING SLOW "KEEP HONKING THIS CAR IS A HOLOGRAM CREATED BY YOUR MIND ,EVEN IT'S SOLID PART'S ARE MOSTLY EMPTY SPACE " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN - AND IF YA WANT THE BUPPER STICKER YA GOTTA SUPSCRIBE TO patreon.com/dasharez0ne I CANT BE SENDING THEM TO JUST ANY ONE "GET IN THE FREIND Z0NE" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Julia Serano @juliaserano.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
it really does feel as if Democrats en masse are telling trans ppl that they don't want us as part of their coalition. if you disagree with them – if you *want* trans ppl to be a part of the coalition – then please call these trans-exclusionary Dems DIVISIVE because they are DIVIDING OUR COALITION!
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KCVulpineStudios @kcvulpinestudios.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You gotta wait until the crossing is clear before you can continue with your scrolling. #train #modeltrain #trainset #greenscreen
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yllamana.bsky.social @yllamana.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This coming election, vote against trans genocide. Transgender Women: We Can Get You Objects from the Top Shelf.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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jay Dragon is unstoppable @jdragsky.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
so my village has been having a lot of issues. rather than deal with any of them, i grabbed a goat and had all the villagers pile their blame and hate onto the goat. while we were getting ready to drive it into the woods (and absolve ourselves) the goat BIT ME????? RUDE?!?
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merritt @merrittk.com · 30/07/2023
Doctor: Great job, you've been born. You're a natural. Now, press [A] repeatedly to cry. Right, just like that. As a baby, crying is one of your most useful abilities
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merritt @merrittk.com · 07/09/2026
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nothing has done more for female empowerment than cages.
The image shows two people separated by a metal cage. One is inside, while the other is outside the cage. The bottom of the image features a quote in large text: "This is what real female empowerment looks like." Below the quote is the name Callie McLean.Callie at a mic with the words, "I know the so-called tolerant left doesn't want to hear this, but women love being confined in small dark spaces for long periods of time."
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doodlemancy ✨ @doodlemancy.com · 04/09/2026
Catwick origin story #ironcompany #ocsky
Viktor crouching down to shelter a tiny kitten-sized Catwick from the rain with his umbrellaViktor carrying Catwick homebath time Catwick (bedraggled), towel purrito Catwick, and fancy lad Catwick (wearing his little collar)Catwick snuggled up next to Viktor in bed. his glasses are on the bedside table, with question marks nearby indicating the artist's confusion as to what is even going on with these. i honestly don't know. like are they part of his body? I GUESS
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The cats graciously put on a magic show for us last night. I figured out how they did most of the tricks, but I didn’t say anything, because that would have been rude.
Two cats on a platformed tower. One is on the lower level, head hidden behind the middle section. The second is on the top tier with only their head showing.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Demons can't plead the Fifth. But you can. Use Demon Guard today. store.theonion.com/products/demon-g…
The image features a red-tinted silhouette of a horned figure holding a pitchfork, set against a backdrop of a clock face. White text at the top reads, "DEMONS ARE OLDER THAN TIME." Text at the bottom reads, "TALLER THAN SHAQ. EVILER THAN FAUCI."Image of a box labeled "Infowars Life Demon Guard: Holy Protection Patches 30" against a red background. Text at the top reads "No longer shall they prey on the righteous." Text at the bottom reads "24 hour protection from all dark entities" with a website link: store.theonion.com.
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Well, happy 29th anniversary to the greatest ‘reverse ferret’ ever issued by a media outlet
“We apologise for the Princess Diana page one headline DI GOES SEX MAD, which is still on the stands at some locations. It is currently being replaced with a special 72-page tribute issue: A FAREWELL TO THE PRINCESS WE ALL LOVED.”
Statement published by the National Enquirer, August 31, 1997
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Eniko Fox @enikofox.com · 30/08/2026
rich fuckers and corporations not respecting the social contract is behind a lot of society's ills, and now it's also destroying the internet people.kernel.org/monsieuricon...
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Creepy crawlies
You've probably heard me complain about the "AI crawlers" before, but now I actually have some hard numbers I can put up to show their im...
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This remains a relentlessly stubborn myth about native North American warfare despite the evidence pointing quite loudly the other way. Often the problem here is failing to distinguish between the 'battle' - sometimes fairly performance - and the raid or ambush, where the killing mostly happened.
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secondlina // Lord of Crows @secondlina.com · 27/08/2026
Bard & Death # 4 [1/2]
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Chevy Ray @chevyray.dev · 23/08/2026
This interview with Melanie Buggey, who just swam across the Georgia Strait besting a 60-year world record, has me in absolute stitches. What an icon lolll www.cbc.ca/radio/asitha...
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 13/08/2026
[Commenter]:
"that imitation crab is banging my wife and I love it"

[Reply]:
"commas are important"
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Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The Right didn't veer hard into Trans Panic because the Left overreacted to the workaday transphobia they were organically fomenting. The Right veered into transphobia in order to repurpose the infrastructure already in place from the Gay Panic industry. And Gay Panic production can resume any time.
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 12/08/2026
I have a problem with trans people playing sports: There aren't nearly close to enough of them doing it, and we need to smash down the barriers preventing it, and generally preventing anyone trans from living their best, most fulfilling life. Fuck anyone who wants to stop, silence, or exclude them.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 10/08/2026
bayesic-bitch on Tumblr: "it seems like in bdsm the "rewards" and the "punishments" look very similar. this concerns me a great deal, because it points to a system of misaligned incentives. if we're not careful, it's even possible that a rational actor could deliberately violate regulations, because the penalties for rule violations are in fact incentivized. one shudders to think of the consequences of such an arrangement"
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Sophie Labelle @assignedmale.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
A dark day for human rights.
four frame comic. first frame shows the logo of amnesty international. second frame shows jk rowling, smiling in the dark. third frame shows an empty classroom, with a pride poster almost falling from the wall. fourth frame shows a trans flag flying in the wind. text above all the images reads : 
on july 8th, amnesty Inter-
national uk published a report
titled “A Growing Threat: The
Anti-Rights Movement in the UK.”
it listed 117 orgs, including anti-
trans and anti-queer ones
backed by jk rowling.
the backlash was immediate
and brutal : rowling pledged
to cover the fees of anyone
who wished to sue amnesty.
the report was taken down
within 48 hours.
this morning (july 31st), amnesty
fully capitulated and released
an apology to anti-trans orgs,
which, it said, should not have
been "collectively labelled as
anti-rights". rowling
celebrated.
an organisation that
bravely faced fascist regimes
and reported human rights
violations for 65 years has caved
to rowling's power and bigotry.
it's a dark day for human rights.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Brainmage.itch.io @brainmage.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This is not a place of maxxing...no highly-esteemed gigachad is commemorated here... What is here mogged us...it mogged us in our time as it moggs you in yours...
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anneford prefection 🍵🍃 @annefordp.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The true self is reflected in the false self
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Daniel Fedor @dcfedor.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Blue Bottle Games, as a policy, does not use generative AI. It's something we've discussed as a team, weighing the pros and cons, and ultimately, we decided it was not for us. Recently, while chatting with a colleague, she mentioned it was useful hearing our reasoning. So: Sharing time! 1/12
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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Finally dug up my favorite Odyssey tweet ever
@Owl_Meat on Twitter

Cyclops (crying): omg I'm so ugly

Odysseus:*puts hand on shoulder* Nobody cares

12:22PM 2/3/16
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george @stackofbears.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Instead of poisoning the ants, I let them discover that there's nothing for them here. They ate their fill, and over time a small sect came to realize that craving cannot be satiated. They now trail in and skillfully criticize my understanding of the Dharma. I place crumbs in their tiny wooden bowls
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
once again thinking about the best Lord of the Rings meme
Aragorn and Theoden talking before the final journey to Minas Tirith in Rrturn of the King (3 panels)

Theoden: 6,000 spears, less than half of what is hoped for 

Aragorn: hey check it out, I found two more

Theoden: 6,002 spears. More than half of what is hoped for
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Pesky Splinter @peskysplinter.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Always been partial to this one
"Father I have attained enlightenment and escaped the endless cycle of death and rebirth"
"Boromir would have remained as a bodhisattava until all sentient beings were enlightened"
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🎃 Killy Witches 👻 @tillybridges.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
YES i recently did an essay on rainbow capitalism that also came to the same conclusion, based on the way the economy has tanked but companies standing by their DEI programs, and not bowing to the administration, are making more profit than ever www.tillystranstuesdays.com/2026/06/30/r...
We vastly outnumber the bigots. Two thirds of this country did not vote to put that very bad man in office.
Not enough tried to stop him, but that's a different issue.
Most people are not bigots and have no problem with trans people.
Companies supporting us, and standing up for us, actually makes the good two thirds of this country like them more. Why worry about the bigoted third when you could have all of the other two thirds?!
Oh right, tax breaks. A whole lot of good those do you when your profits are in the toilet, tho!
Meanwhile Costco's over here keeping their integrity and making bank. Supporting us is the morally right thing to do, but even from a naked capitalistic greed standpoint, it's the right thing to do!
There are more of us than there are of them.
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yllamana.bsky.social @yllamana.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Bluesky, would you *believe* some depraved individual stole our The Saturday Paper from the nature strip today?
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hockey bear dot space @hockeybear.space · 15/07/2026
A cybertruck partially submerged in a lake. The image is labeled "pausa de hidratación."
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nowmorethanever @nowmorethanever.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Oil drilling and trucks are inherently feminine. Oil is extractive, relying on outside forces to provide her with free goods. Big trucks fulfill a woman’s desire to be safe and held. Solar and bikes are masculine. They rely on self-sufficiency and strength to meet one’s needs. The Jeffersonian ideal
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Cal Horton (they/them) @fiercemum.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Just had meeting with kiddo's school. She has been fully supported, treated with full equality & dignity for years. All of that changes from September. Full segregation & humiliation across the board. The school staff cried in the meeting. This will absolutely lead to children's deaths 1/2
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
(to the tune of country roads) cast explode, on penis to the place on the dong wizard hit ya, using mana on penis, cast explode
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yllamana.bsky.social @yllamana.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
In Australia we have this election-time ritual called “Vote Compass” where the national broadcaster releases an online tool where everyone enters their preferred policy positions, finds out the party closest to them is the Greens, then doesn’t vote for them
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
"The input does not cause the output in an authorial sense, much like input to a library search engine does not cause relevant articles and books to be written (Guest, 2025). The respective authors wrote those, not the search query!" Yes, chefkiss
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