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yllamana.bsky.social @yllamana.bsky.social · 11h

Texting can be fun if they have the right kind, too. We had voter outreach texting where the volunteers handed substantive conversations off to the candidate themselves. Candidates *loved* it because they get to have a bunch of great convos and don’t even see the mean responses.

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yllamana.bsky.social @yllamana.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Checking in from Australia, where I was deeply confused by the presence of the Red Baron! 😅

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Lili Rouxxx 🦇⚰️ @lilirouxxx.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Darth Vader in Empire Strikes Back: I am altering the deal Darth Vader in the kitchen: I am altering the meal Darth Vader in the auto shop: I am altering the wheel Darth Vader trying anti depressants: I am altering the feel Darth Vader in the marine genetics lab: I am altering the seal

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Stone Butch Blue Velvet @jennyllello.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

its nobody's fault that this is the perfect genre of game and will never be improved upon,

some form of evil antagonizing you? left 4 dead crew, deep rock galactic, vermintide, darktide and the helldivers are here to tell you: SEND FOUR DIPSHITS!

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yllamana.bsky.social @yllamana.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

One I love is that on iOS changing the screen orientation or zoom level frequently makes the website crash and lose what you were looking at.

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yllamana.bsky.social @yllamana.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

As a subscriber I feel pretty weird about this. He hasn’t been accused of anything new and thus all seems to be happening without the input of the person he assaulted. People should be able to change.

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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026

Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.

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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport

Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.

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yllamana.bsky.social @yllamana.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Can I interest you in my policy that when someone presses the car horn their car should explode?

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Kittens MLT (ASCP) @warkittens.makeitbouncy.net · 24/09/2026

Holy shit, AP, you brilliant bastards. YES to this entire thread. We love this. Internalize this. All news and media should embrace this.

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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend

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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

What you might call a “Seasonal” Allergy … @theonion.com

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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

thank you bisexual dice polycule

image of a swirling purple background with light blue dice floating in the air they all have faces and look DANG GOOD. the text says 'congratulations. if you are seeing this you have been chosen by the bisexual dice polycule. they have cleansed your misfortune hexes have a wonderful day'

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Austin Lee Matthews 🐭 @amtrax.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I am sorry

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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

www.oglaf.com/goodideas/

Comic strip!
panel 1
a king with a long face speaks
king- okay, this might be really dumb but has anyone asked the crimson overlord to stop?

panel 2
we see that we're in some kind of war planning situation.
Well, there's a table with little figurines on it and a map.
so it's ether that or games night.
king- He's conquering and slaying but maybe he thinks we want that.

panel 3
general- Why would he think we want that?
king- probably he doesn't

panel 4
king- but a small group of heroes might make it up the dark tower and tell him we don't like it.

panel 5
general- You woud send those heroes to their deaths
king- aw come ooooon- send the worst four people in your army

panel 6
a shot of four adventurers.
one of them, who I'm going to call 'Rigby'speaks
Rugby- Cool. Secret mission.

panel 7
Rigby and friends battle monsters that are sort of like huge naked moke rats but with way more eyes.

panel 8
Rigby and friend battle their way into a doorway.

panel 9
close-up on Rigby
Rigby- Crimson Overlord! People don't like getting slain!

panel 10
green tyrant- you might have the wrong dark tower
Rigby- Shit
king-

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

NOW DO IT NOW - dashare.zone ADMIN

A SKELTON "DESTROY ALL SMART DEVICES" - "I NEED TO USE YOU'RE WIFI NO REASON - PLEASE UPDATE THE SYSTEM SOFTWARE TO CONTINUE MOWING YOUR FUCKIN LAWN , FRIDGE WILL OPEN IN 30 SECOND'S SKIP ADD FOR 0.99 OR SKIP 10 AD'S FOR 7.99 BEST DEAL "DONT WORRY ABOUT IT " LIGHT BULB WILL TURN OFF AFTER 30 MINTUES WATCH THIS BEEF ADVERTISEMENT TO KEEP LIGHT BULB ON FOR UP TO 4 HOURS , TIRES OF WAITING 15 SECOND'S FOR TOILET FLUSH? SAY MCDONALDS FOR 1 FREE INSTANT FLUSH, I NEED TO CONTACT MY MANUFACTURER NO REASON, DO YOU AGREE TO TERMS OF SERCICE FOR CAR? NO REASON DONT WORRY ABOUT IT . NO REASON " - ------
ANY COMPUTER IN A DEVICE WHICH IS NOT A COMPUTER WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU!!! THE COMPUTERS SERVE THE INVESTORS THEY DO NOT SERVE YOU!!! ANY APPLIANCE WHICH HAS A DIGITAL SCREEN FOR NO REASON WILL BE USED TO SELL YOU PRODUCTS OR SHOW YOU ADS - ANY APPLIANCE WHICH NEEDS TO CONNECT TO WIFI WILL COLLECT INFORMATION AND RECORD WHAT YOU ARE DOING IN YOUR HOUSE AND SEND IT BACK TO THE MANUFACTRER - THIS CONSTITUTES A VIOLATION OF HUMAN RIGHT'S AND MUST BE DENIED ENTRY TO YOUR HOUSE AT ALL TIMES!!! NO DEVICE MAY CONNECT TO MY WI FI UNLESS IT IS MY HOLY COMPUTER OR PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I PLEDGE TO DENY THE INVESTOR'S MY DATA AND MY ATTENTION AND ACCESS TO MY LIVING ROOM - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.

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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Absolutely lost my shit at this co-op mode for Hearts of Iron, which you play as the Army, Navy, Emperor, and Government. All have their own win conditions aside the Government, which lost the game automatically in 1925. docs.google.com/document/d/1...

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True Imperial Japan Experience

True Imperial Japan Experience A Hearts of Iron 4 Game This is a counteroperative roleplaying game. The resolution system is a game of multiplayer Hearts of Iron 4 and a number of discord chats. Requi...

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Ok that's 3 minutes, keep moving, got a lot of sad teens here.

Just 3 minutes with a mini horse or donkey improves teens' moods, study says

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

KEEP HONKING - dashare.zone ADMIN

A SKELITON DRIVEN AN OLD A$$ CAR AND THERE HAVEN FUN AND GOING SLOW "KEEP HONKING THIS CAR IS A HOLOGRAM CREATED BY YOUR MIND ,EVEN IT'S SOLID PART'S ARE MOSTLY EMPTY SPACE " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN - AND IF YA WANT THE BUPPER STICKER YA GOTTA SUPSCRIBE TO patreon.com/dasharez0ne I CANT BE SENDING THEM TO JUST ANY ONE "GET IN THE FREIND Z0NE" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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Julia Serano @juliaserano.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

it really does feel as if Democrats en masse are telling trans ppl that they don't want us as part of their coalition. if you disagree with them – if you *want* trans ppl to be a part of the coalition – then please call these trans-exclusionary Dems DIVISIVE because they are DIVIDING OUR COALITION!

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KCVulpineStudios @kcvulpinestudios.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

You gotta wait until the crossing is clear before you can continue with your scrolling. #train #modeltrain #trainset #greenscreen

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yllamana.bsky.social @yllamana.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

This coming election, vote against trans genocide. Transgender Women: We Can Get You Objects from the Top Shelf.

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jay Dragon 🔜 Metatopia @jdragsky.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

so my village has been having a lot of issues. rather than deal with any of them, i grabbed a goat and had all the villagers pile their blame and hate onto the goat. while we were getting ready to drive it into the woods (and absolve ourselves) the goat BIT ME????? RUDE?!?

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 30/07/2023

Doctor: Great job, you've been born. You're a natural. Now, press [A] repeatedly to cry. Right, just like that. As a baby, crying is one of your most useful abilities

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yllamana.bsky.social @yllamana.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

On the other hand, Valheim 1.0 just came out and Enshrouded 1.0 is meant to be coming out on October 15th so maybe that's a factor too.

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yllamana.bsky.social @yllamana.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I think Valheim is better executed but Enshrouded is sort of more ambitious. Enshrouded has more RPG progressiony stuff and a hand-crafted world with a fantasy atmosphere and a terrible past to discover. Valheim feels more like this vast realm that you're exploring.

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yllamana.bsky.social @yllamana.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

It seems overwhelmingly likely that life has or will evolve somewhere else, given the size of the universe, so at the very least that life will probably be normal at some point.

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yllamana.bsky.social @yllamana.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

NZ is basically Australia so it’s basically America.

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 07/09/2026

Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Nothing has done more for female empowerment than cages.

The image shows two people separated by a metal cage. One is inside, while the other is outside the cage. The bottom of the image features a quote in large text: "This is what real female empowerment looks like." Below the quote is the name Callie McLean.

Callie at a mic with the words, "I know the so-called tolerant left doesn't want to hear this, but women love being confined in small dark spaces for long periods of time."

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pumpkin spice doodlemancy 🎃 @doodlemancy.com · 04/09/2026

Catwick origin story #ironcompany #ocsky

Viktor crouching down to shelter a tiny kitten-sized Catwick from the rain with his umbrella

bath time Catwick (bedraggled), towel purrito Catwick, and fancy lad Catwick (wearing his little collar)

Catwick snuggled up next to Viktor in bed. his glasses are on the bedside table, with question marks nearby indicating the artist's confusion as to what is even going on with these. i honestly don't know. like are they part of his body? I GUESS

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The cats graciously put on a magic show for us last night. I figured out how they did most of the tricks, but I didn’t say anything, because that would have been rude.

Two cats on a platformed tower. One is on the lower level, head hidden behind the middle section. The second is on the top tier with only their head showing.

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yllamana.bsky.social @yllamana.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

A store near us got held up for Pokemon cards. What a world.

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Demons can't plead the Fifth. But you can. Use Demon Guard today. store.theonion.com/products/demon-g…

The image features a red-tinted silhouette of a horned figure holding a pitchfork, set against a backdrop of a clock face. White text at the top reads, "DEMONS ARE OLDER THAN TIME." Text at the bottom reads, "TALLER THAN SHAQ. EVILER THAN FAUCI."

Image of a box labeled "Infowars Life Demon Guard: Holy Protection Patches 30" against a red background. Text at the top reads "No longer shall they prey on the righteous." Text at the bottom reads "24 hour protection from all dark entities" with a website link: store.theonion.com.

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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Well, happy 29th anniversary to the greatest ‘reverse ferret’ ever issued by a media outlet

“We apologise for the Princess Diana page one headline DI GOES SEX MAD, which is still on the stands at some locations. It is currently being replaced with a special 72-page tribute issue: A FAREWELL TO THE PRINCESS WE ALL LOVED.”
Statement published by the National Enquirer, August 31, 1997

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yllamana.bsky.social @yllamana.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Do you suppose Jack Thompson has ever read your comics? I’m imagining sending him a printed commemorative edition. What if he kept it on his coffee table to show to guests

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Eniko Fox @enikofox.com · 30/08/2026

rich fuckers and corporations not respecting the social contract is behind a lot of society's ills, and now it's also destroying the internet people.kernel.org/monsieuricon...

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Creepy crawlies

You've probably heard me complain about the "AI crawlers" before, but now I actually have some hard numbers I can put up to show their im...

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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

This remains a relentlessly stubborn myth about native North American warfare despite the evidence pointing quite loudly the other way. Often the problem here is failing to distinguish between the 'battle' - sometimes fairly performance - and the raid or ambush, where the killing mostly happened.

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secondlina // Lord of Crows @secondlina.com · 27/08/2026

Bard & Death # 4 [1/2]

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Chevy Ray @chevyray.dev · 23/08/2026

This interview with Melanie Buggey, who just swam across the Georgia Strait besting a 60-year world record, has me in absolute stitches. What an icon lolll www.cbc.ca/radio/asitha...

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Night of the Living Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

The Right didn't veer hard into Trans Panic because the Left overreacted to the workaday transphobia they were organically fomenting. The Right veered into transphobia in order to repurpose the infrastructure already in place from the Gay Panic industry. And Gay Panic production can resume any time.

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yllamana.bsky.social @yllamana.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

There was also a LOT of malarkey in 2020, when he was president.

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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 12/08/2026

I have a problem with trans people playing sports: There aren't nearly close to enough of them doing it, and we need to smash down the barriers preventing it, and generally preventing anyone trans from living their best, most fulfilling life. Fuck anyone who wants to stop, silence, or exclude them.

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