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Kittens MLT (ASCP)

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Clinical Lab Science • SciComm • Ex-IT • Non-binary She/Her • Gen X • Old enough to be your mom, because I was online in the 80s • Atiny via brutality and inevitability • OT8 unless Yunho is doing something

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Kittens MLT (ASCP) @warkittens.makeitbouncy.net · 5h
Aspirations.
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Kittens MLT (ASCP) @warkittens.makeitbouncy.net · 5h
Uh huh.
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 6h
Setting aside the fact that Trump has now singlehandedly mired the United States in a separate quagmire in Iran, it was Joe Biden that struck this withdrawal agreement with Iraq in 2024 and Trump was forced to meet the September 30 deadline. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/30/w...
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 6h
In case Americans getting ready to vote forgot about Operation Metro Surge, the Trump administration killing people, and all of the other governmental lawlessness, Todd Blanche wants you to remember.
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Rav @rvbdrm.com · 7h
First Nations children are still waiting for safe schools, clean water, adequate housing and equitable services. Meanwhile, Canada somehow finds urgency when the “national interest” is pipelines, mines and major projects. Reconciliation has to mean more than wearing orange once a year. 🧡
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 29/09/2026
"Can a rapist’s prose elicit remorse for sexual assault? What word count best equates to appropriate jail time? In this class, we will dissect what empathy and accountability might look like so undergrads may successfully mimic them on paper in pursuit of avoiding just punishment." buff.ly/5na4oMY
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Announcing Cornell University’s Newest Writing Course: Rape Essays 101
“Can a rapist’s prose effectively elicit remorse for sexual assault? What word count best equates to appropriate jail time? In this class, we will dissect wh...
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Kittens MLT (ASCP) @warkittens.makeitbouncy.net · 28/09/2026
Again, it's all men.
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Kittens MLT (ASCP) @warkittens.makeitbouncy.net · 28/09/2026
It's all men. The number of men who are willing to stand up against this kind of thing are vanishingly small.
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Kittens MLT (ASCP) @warkittens.makeitbouncy.net · 28/09/2026
Hey anyone know someone in surface science? My guy in sticky stuff / adhesion has disappeared (hopefully to Portugal) and I have an issue I would like to solve. It's dead easy probably. If you know someone please send them my way! Or if you know how to get ahold of @steventheiss.bsky.social!
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Kittens MLT (ASCP) @warkittens.makeitbouncy.net · 28/09/2026
I'll take it. I Am Green Liberalism, which is sadly centrist. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
This test tells me my ideals are furthest from Fascist Italy, Nazi Germany, and Habsburg Spain.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Kittens MLT (ASCP) @warkittens.makeitbouncy.net · 28/09/2026
Why in God's green earth would you put your sensitive, unique data into a cloud app that doesn't guarantee security in the TOS? I really, REALLY do not understand people. I want to hear exactly what this man was thinking.
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Kittens MLT (ASCP) @warkittens.makeitbouncy.net · 27/09/2026
Gamers. Go buy a copy of Normal Golf Game and give yourself a crazy but fun challenge for the weekend. It's the price of a fancy coffee, made by a solo dev, and has an overwhelming positive on Steam. store.steampowered.com/app/3510740/...
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Save 20% on Normal Golf Game on Steam
A very normal golf simulator. Hit anything. Shoot from anywhere. But remember: you’re not leaving until Luke Muscat himself (Fruit Ninja, Jetpack Joyride) is satisfied.
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Kittens MLT (ASCP) @warkittens.makeitbouncy.net · 27/09/2026
I don't know if you know about the dead crowd epidemic that has been on since COVID, but it's a thing. Crowds at shows just standing there, phones up, just blah. But it's getting better! I'm watching my guy Fout Tet @ Way Out West and the crowd is dancing like crazy. There's a crowd surfer!
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Brian Goldstone @brian-goldstone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
An 87-year-old woman lived in the same Madrid apartment for 70 years. Then a real estate firm bought it and forced her out. The housing crisis is global because the underlying logic is the same: your home is someone else's investment vehicle.
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87-Year-Old Evicted From Her Home Tells Spaniards to ‘Fight’ to Avoid Same Fate
María del Carmen Abascal, whose case has become a symbol of Spain’s housing crisis, appeared in a video from her hospital bed after police officers removed her from her apartment.
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Kittens MLT (ASCP) @warkittens.makeitbouncy.net · 27/09/2026
Papa Leo could beat any of these guys in a fight, hands down.
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Os Keyes @okeyes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Since we’re doing another round of “AI will destroy humanity” doom-hype, it’s a good time to announce a new paper myself and my postdoc advisor just had accepted by BioSocieties on just this. TL;DR: almost all the “AI can make bioweapons” literature comes ultimately from the Effective Altruists.
ironholds.org
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Healthcare-Global @healthcare-global.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
dailyvoice.com/article/new-...
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New Recall Targets Ready-To-Eat Chicken Products
A packaged food product distributed across several states is now the focus of a federal recall, prompting consumers to check their pantries.The US Department of Agriculture’s Food Safety and Inspectio...
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Kittens MLT (ASCP) @warkittens.makeitbouncy.net · 26/09/2026
This thread ⬇️ — It's affected writing too. Ten years ago, people wrote an amazing variety of things for fun. Now a majority is mimeos of favorite books, films, and shows, and not in original ways. Also the same plots over and over. It's disheartening. (authors that follow me — not you)
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Kittens MLT (ASCP) @warkittens.makeitbouncy.net · 25/09/2026
In the wild in Minneapolis — with a driver.
A photo of a "self driving" Waymo car that's baby blue, at a stoplight in MPLS.
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Kittens MLT (ASCP) @warkittens.makeitbouncy.net · 24/09/2026
I will say one thing about my union @seiuhcmnia.bsky.social — I can't take emergency personal days unless it's about my health. This is pretty ridiculous. I wish y'all would help us negotiate a better contract where this isn't the case.
A yellow blobcat on a red background giving the side eye, surrounded by tiny blobcats at every cardinal direction doing the same thing.
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internet freds 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
choose your Produce fighter:
tomatoes with powerful names
Big Boy
Beefmaster
Bush Goliath
Bradley

below, someone has sketched them all as anthropomorphized beefcakes.
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Kittens MLT (ASCP) @warkittens.makeitbouncy.net · 24/09/2026
Holy shit, AP, you brilliant bastards. YES to this entire thread. We love this. Internalize this. All news and media should embrace this.
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Kittens MLT (ASCP) @warkittens.makeitbouncy.net · 23/09/2026
[squints] [squints harder]
A yellow blobcat with a confused / thinking look on its face with two question marks over its head.
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Kittens MLT (ASCP) @warkittens.makeitbouncy.net · 23/09/2026
That's a whole lotta fan fiction.
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Kittens MLT (ASCP) @warkittens.makeitbouncy.net · 23/09/2026
"It" can't happen soon enough to Trump.
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Kittens MLT (ASCP) @warkittens.makeitbouncy.net · 23/09/2026
I need a fan fiction buddy so badly.
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Christophe 🔬 Leterrier @christlet.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
From the new info my bet is fluo labeling inference pushed to 11. Hallucinating nonsensical DAPI nuclei, mitochondria stain, membrane labeling from a kind of phase contrast image: wrong localization, wrong scale, wrong movement. Keeping this movie as SWiM winner is a disgrace to the competition
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Kittens MLT (ASCP) @warkittens.makeitbouncy.net · 23/09/2026
Oh come on, @duckworth.senate.gov, I believed in you and it turns out you're the same kind of sad chicken salad sandwich as the rest of the dems. How disappointing.
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Kittens MLT (ASCP) @warkittens.makeitbouncy.net · 22/09/2026
<donald glover "good".gif>
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Kittens MLT (ASCP) @warkittens.makeitbouncy.net · 21/09/2026
A photo of my void cat Carl asleep between my legs on a fuzzy green blanket.
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Kittens MLT (ASCP) @warkittens.makeitbouncy.net · 20/09/2026
Hello. My body is falling apart and I need a chair I can relax in for hours. I'd super prefer not a gaming chair. Anyone bought anything online under $400 they can recommend?
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BlueBayOG @bluebayog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Panthers owner Tapper, Falcons owner Blank, and Eagles owner Lurie banned Macklemore from the stadiums. All of these stadiums receive state funding. What gives these owners the right to say who can and cannot play at the stadium. Kraft owns the Patriots stadium. l.smartnews.com/p-8wEmHI8U/P...
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NFL Owners Who Backed Kraft On Axing Macklemore From Ed Sheeran Tour (TMZ)
Several NFL owners backed Robert Kraft's decision to remove Macklemore from Ed Sheeran's tour ... including the team owner hosting Ed's next concert. These l...
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Kittens MLT (ASCP) @warkittens.makeitbouncy.net · 20/09/2026
Mumbles part of "Ring of Fire" to myself.
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I graduated med school in 2014. I was taught-and saw-how hard melanoma was to treat, like a death sentence Since then, new treatments have made it possible for people w/ the most advanced melanoma, like Jimmy Carter, to live to 100! We are killing ourselves by letting them destroy American science
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Kittens MLT (ASCP) @warkittens.makeitbouncy.net · 19/09/2026
I like this. Just because it makes the sub a place where you won't run into shit that will make you grumpy. Like old fic. So many hp mentions.
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Emily Lakdawalla 🏳️‍⚧️ Uranus Expert @elakdawalla.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Discourse around transsexual identity allows no space for people who would like out of their supposed gender but are not seeking any other. Why the fuck does gender matter. I was told that gender doesn’t matter, you can do and be anything. ABANDON GENDER. What has gender ever done for you.
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Kittens MLT (ASCP) @warkittens.makeitbouncy.net · 19/09/2026
Sweet, I'll take Minnesotan.
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Kittens MLT (ASCP) @warkittens.makeitbouncy.net · 19/09/2026
How do I always end up reading war stuff?!?
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Kittens MLT (ASCP) @warkittens.makeitbouncy.net · 19/09/2026
Absolutely dying at people calling a 1200 page book (Mieville's The Rouse) exhausting and making it unlikely to be added to their TBR. Brother. I've read so many 1200+ page books this year. I just read a 3000 page 'book'. Fan fiction is leaving normie readers in the dust.
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Kittens MLT (ASCP) @warkittens.makeitbouncy.net · 18/09/2026
Hell yeah new China Mieville book out.
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Kittens MLT (ASCP) @warkittens.makeitbouncy.net · 18/09/2026
Ateez & adjacent need to do a bigger / mainstream collab with the likes of Yaeji and forget gen z red flags like Bazzi, etc but that's just my opinion.
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Kittens MLT (ASCP) @warkittens.makeitbouncy.net · 18/09/2026
Also one last thing — I don't hate my job at all but I don't want to go to work tomorrow just because I don't want to get up. I had a nice day at work today, honestly.
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Gus & Echo @katskitties.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bedtime is late. But I’m still giving human a bedtime #buttpurr
Gus is sitting on human in bed. His hind end is resting up on her shoulders near her face while he makes biscuits on her stomach with his front pawS
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Kittens MLT (ASCP) @warkittens.makeitbouncy.net · 18/09/2026
What the fuck Idaho?
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Kittens MLT (ASCP) @warkittens.makeitbouncy.net · 18/09/2026
A) Fuck anyone who calls us Usians. B) Minnesota (Minneapolis / St Paul) tried real hard but no one else really deigned to follow us, so no. No we aren't. It's also not really geographically sensible.
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Kittens MLT (ASCP) @warkittens.makeitbouncy.net · 18/09/2026
I paid off $890 in debt today by accidentally saving that amount of money, so there's some hope for me.
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Kittens MLT (ASCP) @warkittens.makeitbouncy.net · 18/09/2026
I have found my asshole ex's wife online due to the Instagram algorithm and I am Attempt to be A Good Person about this and to not be Judgemental. But on the other hand, my apartment wouldn't be considered inhabitable by normal humans so I've got zero legs to stand on. But!! I lost a house!
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Kittens MLT (ASCP) @warkittens.makeitbouncy.net · 16/09/2026
This is what happens when you hire people who don't know what they're doing on top of being assholes. It's what is happening to our entire goddamned country.
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