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vapors of the chasm @snakeroot.bsky.social · 11h
That big boy, that big bitch, for all weather
Bactrian camel in the wind
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113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Man Who Shot Liberty Bibberty
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yeah I use ai, I am ai-ming to drink some beers tonight
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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pat @wowheyitspat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m sure he’s a great dude and all, but Jason Kelce always looks like a complete buffoon to me and sounds even worse
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eBay mugs & glasses @dangmugs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
catch of the day 🐟
White Fishs Eddy diner mug with blue "Catch of the Day" fish graphics.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 13/09/2026
Montez Sweat is such a silk shirt name. Tiny round sunglasses. Major radio hit about a metaphor for pleasing a lady sexually. Incredible name.
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pat @wowheyitspat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
how did the new york football jets score a touchdown? will we see the warm light of God’s love this year?
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pat @wowheyitspat.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I want to shoot Lonergan into the sun, my lord this kid is bad
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Boner Vivant @dougtilley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Rest in peace to one of the best to ever do it.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 22/08/2026
[drunk as hell trying to remember joanna newsom's name] natalie harp
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m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
sweeping the “hooters breakfast menu” category on jeopardy then looking out in the audience to see my wife giving me a thumbs down
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
GOP absolutely filling their slacks w/bad faith phony doodoo over Ossoff. Apologize! Braying jackasses with no ounce of self awareness (by design). Fake fake fake. Their arguments deserve zero serious discourse. Only thing to take serious is how big a bunch of goddamn liars, crooks & pedos they are
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
WAR PIGS BUT ITS ABOUT MILLENNIAL NOSTALGIA: do you remember drinking SNAPPLEEEEE / listening to fiona APPLLLEEE
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
[typing on my phone as I’m getting flung thru the air by a violent tornado] tornado got me lmao
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i heard that they smuggled the president out of turkey in a catering cart. well, i think that the president IS a catering cart! or i mean, i think that the catering cart IS a turkey. or actually i mean, i think that the uh, they smuggled him out of a country called turkey, so he is in fact himself a
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
What's wrong babe you've barely driven your Subaru Troutback
A Subaru Outback painted like a trout
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pat @wowheyitspat.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
we had the baby this morning, what a wild ride
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Little waiting room hack people don’t realize is you can raise your voice and let them know your time is important
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
greeeeeaaat month on criterion jesus
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pat @wowheyitspat.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I keep telling my wife that every weird feeling she has is the baby smoking cigarettes in there and she does not think it is funny
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
detective: you're a sick son of a bitch, you know it? that bird was your friend of 10, 12 years and you drop a big fuckin boulder on him. wile e. coyote: i swear to god man i didn't think it was gonna work. it never works. oh god. detective: nevada's a death penalty state.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Me if I was a Spurs fan right now:
Atlantic article asking if sports matter
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 22/11/2024
Playing on Nintendo, GameCube Nintendo Five percent tint so you can’t see me play Nintendo
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pat @wowheyitspat.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I’m taking the LSATs today and that feels absolutely wild. can’t wait to be the weird older guy in law school
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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Throwback to when a TV station in Iceland accidentally aired an episode of Teletubbies with subtitles from the Sopranos 👌🏼
Picture of a TV screen with teletubbies going to bed with the subtitles: I know you were high during my mother-in-laws wake
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pat @wowheyitspat.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
finally got around to watching Tampopo with my wife yesterday and it more than lived up to the hype. immaculate film
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN
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Sean @flyingwalruss.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Good morning
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doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
[7am, hungover, gonna be late for work, staring in the mirror at the saddest looking piece of shit I’ve ever seen in my life] da greatest to ever do it baby
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I accidentally put the wooden lady on the back side of my ship and all the other captains laughed at me and said that’s the gay side
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 11/05/2026
day 377 of the millennial song wars opens with a burst of machine gun fire from the other side of no man's land. A trench spotter calls out: defector from an MGMT camp sighted fleeing in our direction. The lieutenant asks, Electric Feel or Kids? Response: the soldier wears the tattered olive gray uniform of a Kids-aligned faction. No quarter will be granted. We raise our rifles over the trench and sight our target.
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pat @wowheyitspat.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
got obsessed recently by a hardcore band called PISS and I have to fight the urge to buy merch and walk around with a shirt that just says “PISS!”
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
pilgrim guy finishes reading a big book, leans way back in his chair and loosens the belt on his hat
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 06/05/2026
MAMMAL BULLYING A REPTILE: Nice body temperature dude. Did the sun pick it out for you
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pat @wowheyitspat.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
all the people in that NYT article are fucking rubes who do not deserve our sympathy
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
How do you feel about Donald Trump's actions as president so far? [adjacent to an artful and flattering black-and-white sketch of me] Jon, 43, white "I no longer call it the Sun. I call it the Hot Moon. You cannot catch and eat the Hot Moon because it moves too fast because it is late for school."
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/04/2026
coffee is goated when grimly staring out the window imagining the future built for us by indifferent fate is the vibe
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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 21/04/2026
Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
samael and lilith sittin in a tree
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Tirk @frogkaro.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
there were only two cultures going on during the 2000s and that's "Emo" and "9/11." Myspace? Emo. Anime? Emo. Halo? 9/11. Reality TV? 9/11. The PS2 top sellers list was a perfect split between Emo and 9/11.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
liberals on this microblogging website
leftists are my
greatest adversary because they are destroying america
destroying america or being rude to you online?
being rude to me online
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Jake @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
It's

TWO VAST AND TRUNKLESS LEGS OF STONE

Tuesday!
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
<I’m wheeled into the Pitt> Santos: male, 36, at happy hour, now saying “tummy feel crazy” Al-Hashimi: 47% of men’s bodies reject modern IPAs. They’re too hoppy now Robi: the silent killer. Get him to surgery McKay <alone now, staring straight at camera>: I am the same type of communist as you
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Paused MAD MEN while Ted Chaough’s partner was in the hospital and the HBO Max interstitial ad made it look like his dying wish was for a Whopper.
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