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Nick Moran

@nemoran.bsky.social
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Man, oh man, you must have the metabolism of a bumblebee.

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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One of the all timers
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Knapsack - "Cellophane" - music video - directed by Grady Cooper
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tonight’s flick 🎬
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"I became very interested in this state of mind that I think is maybe distinctly Floridian, of people who sort of become entombed by their own ambitions or decide to live in an isolationist version of reality, or a dream state..."
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South Florida's "crazy stories" fueled "Primetime" director's career
Lance Oppenheim directed two of the year's most anticipated films: "Primetime," starring Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen, and "You Can See Everything," profiling Elizabeth Holmes.
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“And I don't know if you know this, but the first guy who ran a marathon straight up died at the end.”
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Is Racing in $300 Shoes Cheating?
If it’s wrong, I don’t want to be right.
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@napalmradio.bsky.social Bud really did the tweet
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“I also, hauntingly, owe thirty bucks to MrBeast.”
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Paid Phones | Daniel Kolitz
More and more Americans are living paycheck to paycheck. Albert, Cleo, Brigit, and Dave are here to help—but terms and conditions apply.
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Baltimore rules
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Go Canes 🙌
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Paused MAD MEN while Ted Chaough’s partner was in the hospital and the HBO Max interstitial ad made it look like his dying wish was for a Whopper.
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“I love stopping!!!!!”
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jason @typeflood.com · 23/09/2026
In honor of new Chvrches song
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Initial thoughts: - Sopranos started in ‘99 or clearly it’d be #1. - Mad Men should be above Breaking Bad. - The only people putting ITYSL above Chappelle’s Show are under 30 years old. - Deadwood too low. - Succession too high. Maybe should be in the 40s.
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Noticing. Maybe twice is coincidence, but a New Brunswick, New Jersey band called Lamplight Declaration would make a pattern.
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Auburn should hire Mike Norvell for a one-week-a-year assignment.
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Temple jersey, Temple hat, and streaming the Temple game at a Chaka Khan concert on the beach. This man is a certified superfan.
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I hate how correct this is
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
God bless my perfect team in this year’s Miami crew fantasy football league
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
How the night always ends. “The whole place is dark.”
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Man,,, youtu.be/r5tJdJqr5kU?...
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Fiddlehead - Baby I’ll Change (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
People who live in swing states live in another reality. Maryland has none of this.
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Tonight’s flick courtesy of @beyondvideo.bsky.social
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Extremely Welsh(?) house spotted on my run today
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What if I told you there was a supernatural thriller featuring Denzel Washington, John Goodman, Donald Sutherland and James Gandolfini all tracking down a ghost criminal like it’s an early season episode of X-Files? Wouldn’t you think it was the most famous movie on earth?
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"That the reason the meat was so difficult to get my hands on was that it did not exist." harpers.org/archive/2026...
There is a widespread feeling in this country that everything is a hoax or a Ponzi scheme, and this feeling is only reinforced by the news. The news that self-driving taxis, when they become confused, are actually operated remotely from the Philippines. The news that the mysterious invention that could scan your blood for any number of disorders was an era-defining scam. The news that the crypto entrepreneur who pledged to secure the longtime survival of the human race was actually stealing $8 billion of his customers’ money to fund his polycule in the Bahamas. I became paranoid, standing in front of the abandoned parking lot, that cultivated meat was just another lie, or a semi-lie, or a bluff.
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Last night at the bar I got to do something every bar patron dreams of: explain the theory of relativity to a 47-year-old guy who believed in the flat earth theory.
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The North Baltimore experience is seeing an “Almond Mom”-type on her morning walk except she’s wearing a GLASSJAW t-shirt.
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Baltimore
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"Every transaction has become a test of the maximum amount of bullshit and money you’re willing to absorb before giving up."
yourbrainonmoney.substack.com
Why does everything feel like a scam?
When you don’t know what anything should cost, everything feels like a con
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
That kickoff won’t happen in Tallahassee… unless…?
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Only one man can save FSU tonight
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
L-I-V-I-N
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Salute to Baltimore’s queen
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The greatest rock song and I will brook no arguments youtu.be/4ZkEob55qso?...
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Archers of Loaf - Web in Front
YouTube video by Merge Records on YouTube
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
KEXP saved the day youtu.be/DboB7tunxfY?...
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Archers of Loaf - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Louisville - Ole Miss getting spunky the minute Notre Dame - Wisconsin gets boring
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Thank God Phew
ALT: Thank God Phew
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Respect how Wisconsin players have little Culver’s patches on their jerseys
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hold my calls. Coffee… Oreo!
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Incredible.
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Bobby Football @robpaul.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Malachi Toney is absurd. His body control and lateral explosiveness make him an elite route runner. It’s also insane that his ball skills are just as impressive (only a 0.9% drop rate as a freshman).
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 05/09/2026
inside of my brain right now:
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
LMAO
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I told every one of my friends a week ago that Miami 250 receiving yards was free money. If you didn’t bet your mortgage on it, that’s on you.
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Swallow at the Hollow is currently playing The Cure’s DISINTEGRATION album while I watch my Miami Hurricanes. Heaven is for real.
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Offense is really “chuck it, I know Mali’s down there somewhere”
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
You simply can’t expect a future tech company project manager to guard Mali
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Camera in the Canes-Stanford game just cut to one single Cal Berkeley fan in the Miami section. I love that kind of commitment to hatred.
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Tag yourself, I’m “Buffalo”
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I submit that the greatest concentration of amazing front porches in Baltimore—indeed, most cities—is along Woodlawn street between Cold Spring and Wyndhurst. Insane specimens. Square footage of these things larger than most New Yorkers’ apartments.
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