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Winskillfull

@winskillfull.bsky.social
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A shambolic parody of womanhood. She/her.

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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ
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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 21h
Thank YOU. I believe profoundly that the only correct response to pleasure is gratitude rather than guilt
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 13h
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 29/09/2026
This is a metaphor for so many things these days that I couldn't choose
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Dinah Rose KC @dinahrose.bsky.social · 22h
He's eaten two pouches of luxury fish-based cat food, and a quantity of dry food. Now in a food coma.
Cat slumped on the floor.
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Dinah Rose KC @dinahrose.bsky.social · 22h
The state of it
Dazed cat who has stuffed his face with fish and can barely move. Tiny front legs like a T Rex.
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Dinah Rose KC @dinahrose.bsky.social · 10h
It's one thing to plant trees - but how can we keep them alive in these days of drought?
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Patrick @watchinthesky.bsky.social · 18h
One of the roadrunner kidlets made a quick visit at 4:15. Showing off a fine spiky do! Snacks were had on the patio. Probably BT , if so, rapidly going from BrokenTailfeathers to BeautifulTailfeathers! #birds
A roadrunner is standing tall on a backyard fence. A blurry hillside is beyond, a patch of green trees can be seen.
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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Great moments in Scottish engineering history: James Watt tries to work out how his phone attaches to his selfie stick.
Statue of James Watt. In his right hand he holds a telescopic stick with a frame at the top; in his left he holds a flat object about the size of a large smartphone. He is scowling at the possibly-not-a-smartphone as if he is tempted to yeet it into the sea. On that basis, it probably _is_ a phone.
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 17h
you have to admit it's kinda funny at this point tho
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 14h
When you have no concept of how people engage with music
nicksaraev ~
@nicksaraev
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I am not joking when I say this.
Spotify, Apple Music, and streaming in general is over.
Al music is now very, very good. You just don't know yet because all Al music circulating today is from ~2-3 generations ago.
Suno v6 pro et al has solved infinite personalized music.
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 10h
It's wild to me that AI bros think "infinite personalised media" is something I'd ever fucking want So much of the joy in a film, album or TV show is ~sharing that experience with other people who have also had it~
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pretty fucked up how refreshing and healing it is to hear someone important say out loud that Trump is a criminal and should be prosecuted. Completely gaslit nation. So bad for our brains.
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Egyptology hive mind: there is an image from the New Kingdom depicting a black Vizier with his Egyptian wife and family from a papyrus/ tomb and I cannot find it anywhere. Help! Thank you.
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richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 23h
if you pee in these in the right order, a secret doorway opens up
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Candice Frederick @candicefrederick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
‘Digger’ Review: Tom Cruise Gives 110% in This Powerless, Self-Adulating Claptrap www.thewrap.com/creative-con...
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‘Digger’ Review: Tom Cruise Gives 110% in This Powerless, Self-Adulating Claptrap
Tom Cruise give his all in "Digger," Alejandro González Iñárritu’s smug, self-aware social commentary that's like bad "SNL."
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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"It’s the kind of movie about evil billionaires that evil billionaires would enjoy, which makes it the worst kind of movie about evil billionaires." @williambibbiani.bsky.social is one of the greats
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Greg Jenner (Historian) @gregjenner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hello, VERY exciting news!!! -- We are doing a You're Dead To Me... Live special about Beethoven, with the BBC Concert Orchestra, on Nov 13th at London's Southbank Centre!!! Tickets (£26) go on sale to the public on Thursday, but tomorrow for members www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/bbc...
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BBC's You're Dead To Me Live: Ludwig van Beethoven | Southbank Centre
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emma burnett @slashnburnett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Amirite tho
White text on yellow-orange ombré background that reads:
Don't let Al ruin your writing.
It's your writing.
Ruin it yourself.

Amirite
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✨✨✨ @redactedpunished.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
y’arrrr
When a pirate is about to cum.

image of back of ambulance

fire me | dic unit
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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 29/09/2026
Thousands of drivers strike in the Philippines over rising fuel prices aje.news/qw2c60
Thousands of drivers strike in the Philippines over rising fuel prices
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Carter Lowe @whitesoxx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They are cooking up food in the #WhiteSox stadium that you cannot possibly comprehend
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Lorenzo Salgado, jr. @oznezol.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One step closer to justice for my dad, Lorenzo Salgado Araujo.
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Dr Charlie Gardner @charliejgardner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yes
theguardian.com
Do the British Museum’s links with Palantir and BP bring it into disrepute? | Letter
Letter: Dr Chris Garrard responds to an article about George Osborne assuming that Palantir founder Peter Thiel’s visit to view the Bayeux tapestry would remain secret
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Kim Newman @annodracula.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Your Daily Dracula – Beware of Dracula The Vampire Door Knocker (2023) www.youtube.com/shorts/I0QaF...
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Beware of Dracula The Vampire Door Knocker #Shorts #Halloween #Scary
YouTube video by JKFusion TV
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don't forget that @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social wants to let the GOP get away with all of this. He said let's turn the page and get on with business. He's on the side of the Nazis if he thinks this kind of thing is acceptable in the United States of America. This can't be allowed to slide. It can't.
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Dan Davies @dsquareddigest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you are building a house in a location where it cannot be insured, the problem is not really the lack of insurance
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the mangosphere @mangmangmang.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It always struck me how in The Trouble With Lichen the thing that got everyone to take the anti-ageing stuff seriously was when the insurance companies noticed and stopped doing life policies
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Dinah Rose KC @dinahrose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ozymandias Ozzy Wizard of Oz Ozman Little Man LittleMandias Little Man in a fur suit His Nibs Niblet Lord Niblington Little Boy Boychick He doesn't answer to any of them.
Grey cat sitting on a wooden floor.
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Dinah Rose KC @dinahrose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've just purchased a pair of £8.89 weightlifting gloves from Amazon. To my utter joy, the brand name is: BEAST RAGE
Grey fluffy cat roaring like a mighty lion showing teeth and tongue.
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Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ve been fascinated lately that we seem to be in a period where ppl are administrating & conducting sex offences, as well as on end-to-end encrypted services, on *facebook*. Like, they don’t feel the need to go to great efforts to hide it - to police investigate and *immediately* there it all is.
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Blue Oleta @blue-oleta.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Oliver @oliver48.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Helen Whatley MP spends every day bashing disabled people online and calling them scroungers. She has claimed for almost £2,000,000 on expenses since 2015. £300,000 of this are for her own travel and accommodation etc, yet she lives 50 miles from London. " via Harry Eccles
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NBC News @nbcnews.com · 28/09/2026
It’s shaping up to be an expensive winter. Consumers are facing a flurry of added costs in the coming months: ballooning home heating prices, skyrocketing airfares, higher gas prices and package delivery surcharges.
nbcnews.to
The Iran war will have a chilling effect on your wallet this winter
Sky-high airfare, rising gas prices and soaring home heating costs are all squeezing consumers heading into the holiday season.
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The Bear @bearlypolitics.co.uk · 28/09/2026
Well, well, well - if it isn’t the consequences of our own actions. It would appear that migrants are not, in fact, the fiscal drain we’ve been told they are by years if we go by the £4bn to £6.5bn shortfall that’s been caused by the precipitous drop in numbers under this government. Funny that.
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Lucy Fishwife 🥐 @lucyfishwife.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yeah because nothing says “I’m not a creepy voyeur weirdo, honest” like a middle aged man loitering around young women with a cuddly toy round his neck
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Mousecow @mousecow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sunday morning meaty breakfast chorus (and tail check) #EverybodyLovesMousecow #ScampiVonMonkeyface #AndMissyToo
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horror Ewacui @ewacat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Our bus got stuck in a closed road, partially emptied of passengers, and a lady, her husband and I moved towards the front of the top deck with the same spirit of "I desperately want to see how the driver gets out of THIS one" lmao
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danee 🦖 @itsdaneesaur.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
On a school trip our bus once got stuck in a narrow street, cars behind us, total chaos. Driver ended up *digging out* a bollard so the bus could move. .... and then we had to continue on foot anyway cause someone called the cops and the bus driver was busy explaining himself.
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Greg Jenner (Historian) @gregjenner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In the spirit of John Milton’s sympathetic Satan, I wonder if he ever looks at the growing number of evildoers in the world and thinks “fuck, where are we gonna put them all?!” Is there a Housing crisis in Hell?
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Whelp. After 15 years of me saying “every shark swimming through a flooded city street after a storm photo on social media is fake,” we may finally have a real one. I’m awaiting confirmation from folks with better eyes than mine. abcnews.com/video/136803...
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Shark spotted in New Jersey floodwaters during nor'easter
A dogfish shark was spotted swimming through floodwaters in Surf City, New Jersey, heading up a resident's driveway and then toward Barnegat Bay on Saturday.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 28/09/2026
so i know we aren't speculating on Fairford because of course none of us would ever do that, but given that we've got five white looking british nationals from London what flavour are we betting here
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The Green Party of England & Wales @greenparty.org.uk · 28/09/2026
“Camden Council faces £90 million worth of cuts under a Labour government, a government that promised things were going to get better after austerity, and they’re not.” Benali Hamdache on the pressures facing people and public services in Holborn and St Pancras, on BBC Politics London.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me setting expectations before sex
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 27/09/2026
bugs bunny in a tux

I wish all tech pervs a very burned head
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Micah @rincewind.run · 27/09/2026
it’s bad, actually, that much of the industry is gatekept by people whose standard for hiring a woman is “are you a Cool Girl who is into weird men doing sex stuff at her all the time?”
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Bex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When Smeagol is your Evri courier
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"But now Billy was dead, and the state of Connecticut said he owed $232,733 for room and board during his earlier prison stay. Selling the house where DeSenti now lived alone would help satisfy that debt." ctmirror.org/2026/09/27/t...
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They served their time in prison. Then the bills arrived.
Hundreds of CT residents have had money seized through a law that allows the state to charge a fee for every day a person spends in prison.
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UBI Works @ubiworks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ireland's artist basic income returned €1.39 for every €1 spent. They made it permanent. South Korea just announced plans to follow. Now Scotland too.
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well, at least nobody will be talking about the Iraq War anymore, we've now found the worst thing Labour has ever done
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