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Lisa Carey @msleedy.bsky.social · 13h
Genuinely concerned about what's happening to the space-time continuum in this toilet.
A toilet door with a sign saying "Temporally Out Of Order"
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The Observer @theobserveruk.bsky.social · 7h
‘Whatever people bring here, I want to accept. I don’t want to tell people what to do, how to do it, or why they should do it’ bit.ly/4hqZ6ut
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Inside an open house in Epping founded on radical kindness
An anarchist punk legend opened his Essex farmhouse to strangers. Nearly 60 years later, the experiment is still alive
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 5h
i'm sorry what do you mean the tory bayeux slopestry is actually real. i thought that was a joke
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wake up dead mang @mangmangmang.bsky.social · 5h
The big man had his first haircut
Cute toddler with messy hair that's long around the sides and back and wispy in the frontCute toddler having his hair cut sitting on my kneeCute toddler looking so grown up with neater hairCute toddler looking so grown up from a different angle
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Tristan Cork @tristancorkpost.bsky.social · 5h
“We look after them as we would our own” - the nursery queens celebrating 30 years of nurturing generations of little kids in Bristol. Lovely story, this - have a read 👇🏼 www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol...
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'We look after them like we would our own' - nursery queens mark 30 years
They began looking after Hartcliffe's babies in 1996
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wake up dead mang @mangmangmang.bsky.social · 6h
Efficient storytelling
Two Google reviews 
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***** All my piss head mates here I love it
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wake up dead mang @mangmangmang.bsky.social · 6h
Efficient storytelling
Two Google reviews 
Lisa-jane k 
***** All my piss head mates here I love it
James Hunter-Jones
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ianthemouthofmadness.fenrisgames @fenrisgames.com · 7h
and another
Sun setting in a deep blue sky silhouetting a pylon and a distant hedge line.
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Jolisa Gracewood @nzdodo.bsky.social · 18h
“LANDLORD IS NOT A JOB” Auckland, New Zealand, 2026 @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social
“LANDLORD IS NOT A JOB”, graffitied in white pen on the railing of a footbridge over Auckland’s Northwestern Motorway, between Arch Hill and Eden Terrace.
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v buckenham @v21.bsky.social · 11h
saw this again which gives me a great opportunity to re-link my blogpost about it blog.vbuckenham.com/directed-by-...
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"Directed by Ray Blanchard"
I wrote some thoughts about the film Camp Miasma on Letterboxd after I saw it. In that, I briefly mention how I didn't like this one joke in the film. And it's a few days later and I find I'm still th...
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Dewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 15h
OMG I had to check my work emails regarding an extra case in court tomorrow and I've just read this from an HR person. "on a knee to nose basis" A KNEE TO NOSE BASIS 😳
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How is “you ain’t my muvva” TWENTY FIVE years old 😭
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Jolisa Gracewood @nzdodo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Let’s go! (Again!) #nzpol Auckland Libraries Heritage Collections Map 6573 kura.aucklandlibraries.govt.nz/digital/coll...
A gorgeous pictorial map from 1889 of railway tours around New Zealand.  It highlights not just the routes but also the many fun activities to be enjoyed at various locations. Includes Mount Cook-Aoraki; Rotorua; Lake Wakatipu; Bluff; Queenstown; hot springs in Te Aroha and Hanmer… so much was accessible by train, let’s go back to the good times!
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
well officer, my bin labeled "NOT MY DRUGS" has you asking a lot of questions already answered by the bin
r/legaladvice
u/Final_Mix4281 • 2d
Making something legally not mine in my car
Location: Columbus ohio
Could I put a bin in my car with a label to make sure cops know something in my car isn't mine. I'm 18 but my mom and brother are over the age of 21 and sometimes they will leave liquor or weed in my car. I don't want to get pulled over and get a possession charge for it is there any way I can make it legally not mine while in my car. So they don't have to come to my house to pick it up every time.
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Robert Saunders @robertsaunders.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The ability to pour hundreds of millions of pounds into a loss-making TV channel, bent on wrenching British politics sharply to the right, is yet another of the ways in which extreme wealth is trying to remake UK democracy. It needs to be part of any serious conversation about political funding.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sat next to a crying baby for the entire flight. I don't mind though. Feel like they were the only other passenger who truly grasped the unnatural horror of our undertaking. Man does not belong to the sky. The real monsters are those who remain silent.
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wake up dead mang @mangmangmang.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
why's it so cold (a thousand angry people immediately descend on me to say IT'S LITERALLY OCTOBER AND IT'S STILL GOING TO REACH TWENTY DEGREES)
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wake up dead mang @mangmangmang.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Absolutely horrifying story
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the goalposts for being an effective or "efficient" person just change with tech advances so there's nothing AI is going to be able to do that is going to be like: wow, now that the robot does my tasks i have infinite time to sit by the pool
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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 02/10/2026
no, no, you don’t need sömnnüst premium, if you teach yourself to lucid dream you can skip through the nightmares, you just have to leave a REM echo behind so the tracking software thinks you’re still getting pre-roll while you hack your way through to fantasyland
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Mark Primiano @doctor1hundred.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Spicy Ramen here was spay/neuter number 6,969 for me at my shelter, which is officially the most any doctor has done in their career with the org!
A honky in blue scrubs wearing a blur and orange jackalope scrub cap holding a wee 2 lbs orange and white kitten asleep from surgery.
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is me on here like once a week faving posts on both sides of some argument that like a dozen of you are having indirectly with each other over the course of ~6 hours
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wake up dead mang @mangmangmang.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
DO YOU THINK. NO FUCKING SHIT
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wake up dead mang @mangmangmang.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't think an Oral B toothbrush is the perfect gift for Christmas actually
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rogueclassicist ~ david meadows @rogueclassicist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
2,200-Year-Old Etruscan Baby Rattle Reveals Sounds of Childhood in the Ancient World - GreekReporter.com greekreporter.com/2026/10/02/e...
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GreekReporter.com - Greek News from Greece and the World
Greek news from Greece and the world, get the latest updates on business, economy, Greek travel, recipes, Ancient Greek culture and more.
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Paintings of London @paintingsoflondon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
'Rush Hour Rain' by Diana Croft dianacroftart.com
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wake up dead mang @mangmangmang.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm not sure I would have called it this?
SENDIASS caseworker
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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Working With Kittens, pt 457
A desk covered in kittensAn article I'm writing which has been edited by kitten feet on the keyboard, so the opening line is now Fdwdf6yyyvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvcvvv etc. they've also managed to trigger find and replace, and input a load of garbled text as the find query
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Kate Devlin @drkatedevlin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This does indeed smell desperate, but that's not why I'm sharing it. No, the bit that leapt out to me was the @financialtimes.com use of the phrase "Seattle-based cloud giant" to describe Amazon, which sounds beautifully fairytale and captures the nature of this whole industry: magic beans.
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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@hockeyviz.com I found some beautiful data viz for you
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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wake up dead mang @mangmangmang.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love poetry
WATERSIDE ACADEMY TILL2

If you are on the tills

Please ask Would you like salad with your meal 
Please ask. Would you like vegetables with your meal 
Please ask Would you like a hot Desert. with your meal 
Please ask, would you like a Jelly pot or yoghurt Or fruit salad
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wake up dead mang @mangmangmang.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
tube mouse
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wake up dead mang @mangmangmang.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think about this all the time. But i only ever remember "it feels like you are going to die"
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Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oh sorry you don’t like STAR TREK?? just bc most of it is bad??? grow up
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Halo @eatmyhalo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Beach shells making the jump to light speed
A photo taken of one of the beaches near me, it had been a very windy morning and the shells all have trails behind them that makes them look like they’re moving
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Al @al--s.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
there's still five days left to enter the draw to win a Buzzball biggie signed by Kemi Baddenoch
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wake up dead mang @mangmangmang.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
devastating that the Crystal Palace dinosaurs are so far away
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wake up dead mang @mangmangmang.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
sleepy. it too early for bed though.
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wake up dead mang @mangmangmang.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I can, it's when Adobe Acrobat asks you to "insert signature" and types your name in fake handwriting font
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wake up dead mang @mangmangmang.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
strong autumn feeling today (derogatory)
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 30/09/2026
So much of the menopause and perimenopause discourse is designed to make women feel like shit and then flog us stuff. And the net effect is that we end up presenting ourselves as ditzy "meno-brain" incompetents.
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wake up dead mang @mangmangmang.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why is it only Wednesday
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wake up dead mang @mangmangmang.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just saw a dog with one of those leads that tells you their personality that said "IGNORE MY DOG". I get it but
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Leia4u @leia4u.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is not simply a cat on a statue. This is the Court of the lions (patio de los leones) of the Alhambra in Granada (there is a colony of cats that works there 😉) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Court_o...
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Court of the Lions - Wikipedia
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 30/09/2026
ladies and gentlemen, this is garlic number 2
garlic 2, a stone sculpture of a bulb of garlic by mary eiland
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
you have to admit it's kinda funny at this point tho
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Radio Lento @radiolento.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Some *sleep safe* natural white noise to take you to sleep. Episode 153 - Freezing January rain under Britain's highest pylon (24 mins) Sharp winter rain. Drops gathered on metal above, falling heavier through the hum. radiolento.podbean.com/e/153-freezi...
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153 Freezing January rain under Britain’s highest pylon (sleep safe) | Radio Lento podcast
At over 600 feet high, and visible for miles, this giant mass of steel pylon on Swanscombe Marsh on the Thames Estuary has a sister. They stand together, like monoliths either side of the sprawling Th...
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is the proper use of a Freedom of Information request.
thestar.co.uk
This is how many times council has repainted ‘L’ on Pool Square street sign
Highways teams have attended Pool Square many times to repair the road sign due to a missing ‘L’
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wake up dead mang @mangmangmang.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Leave me alone
Insta ad Can you go sober this October Insta ad Plank Every Day in October
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