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Wins KILL Full

@winskillfull.bsky.social
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A shambolic parody of womanhood. She/her.

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Wins KILL Full @winskillfull.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The movie tells us this is located in the "East Egyptian desert"
A teen boy is walking through a verdant deciduous forest
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Wins KILL Full @winskillfull.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Hydration break
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Wins KILL Full @winskillfull.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
My personal favourites
A map of Devon showing two villages called Mary Tavy and Peter Tavy
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Wins KILL Full @winskillfull.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I am familiar with those shenanigans 😅
An orange cat climbing into a cupboard full of cat food Orange cat rubbing his face over my wet hair Orange cat wedged into the back of a dishwasher
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Wins KILL Full @winskillfull.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I've made friends with my local crows! Been feeding them for four years now, two that know me best swoop low over my head to get my attention and even recognise my car now
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Wins KILL Full @winskillfull.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM
Conor Storrie as Ilya Romenov in Heated Rivalry. He's taking a shower, back to the viewer, the peachiest bubble butt you can possibly imagine on full display. My man is CAKED UP. Absolute dumptruck ass.
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Wins KILL Full @winskillfull.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Getting home in a coat that's too hot with several bags of shopping, overstimulated as hell
Tim Robinson in I Think You Should Leave. He's wearing a white wig, a full head mask, a muscle suit and layers of clothing. He's standing awkwardly, arms forced out to the side by the suit and saying "There's too much fucking shit on me"
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Wins KILL Full @winskillfull.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Please lower your voice
A fat plush tuxedo cat lies sprawled lengthwise along my pajama-clad legs. He is tucking his way face against my knee with a back leg stretched out for temperature control Close up of his head, pushed face down with his ears pressed against my leg and a paw hiding his eyes
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Wins KILL Full @winskillfull.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
He bears up admirably with the struggle
A tuxedo cat, whiskers pushed forward, eyes closed in bliss, as he has a cheek fussing
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Wins KILL Full @winskillfull.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
He was rescued from being abandoned and homeless and now he's sulking because he didn't get hand fed ENOUGH salmon
A tuxedo cat glaring resentfully
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Wins KILL Full @winskillfull.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
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Wins KILL Full @winskillfull.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Spotted at the airport @drdeanburnett.bsky.social !
A book display in an airport WH Smith with The Idiot Brain, by Dr Dean Burnett, front and centre
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Wins KILL Full @winskillfull.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
When it's been a few months between waxings
Road sign warning of a concealed entrance
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Wins KILL Full @winskillfull.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
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Wins KILL Full @winskillfull.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Democracy Manifest meme with Prince Andrew being led away in handcuffs, saying 'What is the change? Making a deal? A succulent fraudulent deal?'
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Wins KILL Full @winskillfull.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Hope it is as okay as these things can be, Wills sends love
A plush tuxedo cat stares earnestly into the camera
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Wins KILL Full @winskillfull.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
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Wins KILL Full @winskillfull.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Wills suffered a similar indignity yesterday
Me, a white woman in a grey hoodie, hugging Wills to my chest. Wills is a tubby tuxedo cat who looks like a disgruntled Victorian aristocrat, here seen staring furiously into middle distance as he barely tolerates my embrace
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Wins KILL Full @winskillfull.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
To the tune of Take That, 'Could It Be Magic'
Headline of a poster that asks "Could it be sepsis?"
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Wins KILL Full @winskillfull.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
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Wins KILL Full @winskillfull.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Should I be worried by the levels on this geiger counter?
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Wins KILL Full @winskillfull.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
It's hilarious 😅 He LOVES a lap now, although it took him several years of living with us to come around to the idea, but he does not want his staff to get too familiar
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Wins KILL Full @winskillfull.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Sometimes I try giving him a nice lovely cuddle
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Wins KILL Full @winskillfull.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Wills too! One time I visited the same day as Mum did the cats' flea treatment and Wills wouldn't let me touch him even though I hadn't even been there for such mistreatment of his person
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Wins KILL Full @winskillfull.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I shall commence fussing reparations post haste
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Wins KILL Full @winskillfull.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I assure you, Wills has enough complaints to warrant a team of solicitors on retainer
A tubby tuxedo cat with a very round face reclines upon a sofa. His ears are back, eyes narrow, the picture of dissatisfaction
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Wins KILL Full @winskillfull.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Still find Mr Stay Puft hysterical, I'm laughing so hard I'm disturbing Wills
A tuxedo cat sat on a lap, having a chin scritch but still looking very put out about it
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Wins KILL Full @winskillfull.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Uuuuhhh wtf @nytimes.com quiz???
Screenshot of the Flashback history quiz that says 1904: After a crisis in Venezuela, Teddy Roosevelt says no one can invade Latin America - except the U.S.
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Wins KILL Full @winskillfull.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
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Wins KILL Full @winskillfull.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Dan is ahead of his payments this year
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Wins KILL Full @winskillfull.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Danny also sits very politely when he wants food!
A black and white cat sat politely next to a mostly empty food bowl, looking earnestly up at the camera
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Wins KILL Full @winskillfull.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
INCREDIBLE
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Wins KILL Full @winskillfull.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Found your Tinder profile
A map screen from a flight over the Caribbean, with a place called Wide Opening front and centre
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Wins KILL Full @winskillfull.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Gave the boys their worming tablets
A fat little tuxedo cat sits in the middle of the living room floor, turned away from the viewer and looking at the camera with sulky resentment A black and white cat sits hidden behind a sofa, deliberately out of reach A close up of the little black and white cat hiding behind the sofa, eyes huge and betrayed
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Wins KILL Full @winskillfull.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Dental plan for Lisa's braces - written in the Zohran Mamdani for mayor font
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Wins KILL Full @winskillfull.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Love for my curvy wife - written in the Zohran Mamdani for mayor font
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Wins KILL Full @winskillfull.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Huffpost article with the headline "I don't know how to explain to you that you should care about other people"
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Wins KILL Full @winskillfull.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
"In my day, Halloween used to be cold"
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Wins KILL Full @winskillfull.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
With a Wills picture as bribe
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Wins KILL Full @winskillfull.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
We have one of those beds! Danny loves it
A black and white cat tucked into a plush fluffy cat bed
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Wins KILL Full @winskillfull.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Dan Biggar is interested
A black and white cat is sat mostly inside a cat tower, paws neatly folded, looking up happily
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Wins KILL Full @winskillfull.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
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Wins KILL Full @winskillfull.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Another wonderful Queenie encounter! Soft, small, delicate, sat on my lap, 100/10 @thecatreviewer.bsky.social
A delicate calico cat with a tabby face, white bib and one ginger leg, is leaning enthusiastically into my hand for petsQueenie the calico cat is sat on my lap as I sit on the pavement Queenie is receiving head scritches that hit JUST RIGHT. Eyes closed in bliss, ears flat to maximise petting areaQueenie warmly illuminated by golden hour sunlight as she receives a farewell pat
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Wins KILL Full @winskillfull.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
I met these lovely Scottish fellows on the weekend
A chestnut horse with a blonde mane and white nose standing in a fieldA piebald horse and a dark brown horse stand either side of the same chestnut horse, all with ears forward and attentive
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Wins KILL Full @winskillfull.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
PEAK Wills 😅
Wills, a fat and plush tuxedo cat, reclines luxuriously against my leg.
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Wins KILL Full @winskillfull.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
She is clearly correct! And what an excellent mother you are. Please enjoy my biological sons in return
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Wins KILL Full @winskillfull.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Finally got him to pay up
I am cuddling the same little black and white cat in my arms. His paws are folded over my shoulder
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Wins KILL Full @winskillfull.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
The tax dodger in question
A black and white cat looks at the camera, kneading his paws happily as he lays on a bed
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Wins KILL Full @winskillfull.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Wills was sadly murdered in the garden, presumably by business rivals. We're having a rest to recover from the stress
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Wins KILL Full @winskillfull.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
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