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Adem @adem.bsky.social · 11h
capt haddock riding a camel with a "3" emblazoned on its rear end

"If i was an assassin i would engrave
'Do it for Dale' on my casings"
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richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 13h
hello racists
Shrimptin edit of series of panels from Tintin:

Professor Calculus: Hello Racists

Professor Calculus: i loved Tintin as a child. I love it less now.
Tintin: Oh?

Professor Calculus: DUE TO WOKE
Tintin (looking shocked): woe to duke?
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richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 14h
getting a bunch of pro- and anti-Abdul el-Sayed ads on instagram. Wrong Midwestern state beginning with M, buddy.
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 17h
"Thou shall not covet the 1700 year old Egyptian socks" My sinful ass:
orange egyptian tabi socks from 300-500ce
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richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 17h
thinking, apropos of nothing, about how many of society's ills can be traced back to the fact that we have be come too good at Collecting Data, and our tools to analyse said data have become too powerful and far-reaching.
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behringer escape plan @jonny290.com · 17h
we have decided nothing has value any more except for Data. your coordinates, heart rate, and mood are the most valuable part of You now, if you ask the economy or the cops or the senators.
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Hieronymus Josh @josh.mast.zone · 19h
Seeing bay area tech people who've mentally conditioned themselves to see anyone with a sub-600 credit score as inanimate objects sobbing and crying online about the need for compassion and caring for the well being of LLMs inspires dark, never before heard slurs deep within my heart
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richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
It is 2006. My laptop will sometimes fail to wake from sleep and need to be forcibly restarted. It is 2016. My laptop will sometimes fail to wake from sleep and need to be forcibly restarted. It is 2026. My laptop will sometimes fail to wake from sleep and need to be forcibly restarted.
MacBook Pro with the keyboard backlight on, but a blank screen.
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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 20h
With the caveat that I am currently clinically brain dead I’m making myself laugh thinking about a guy driving a Tesla with a bumper sticker saying “I bought this before I knew I was stupid”
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Kevin Moore @kevinwmoore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
From this day on 2012: probably the most popular thing I’ve ever drawn.
TinTin discovers Edward Said.
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richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
just got an Instagram ad for a luxury RV advertising a “first of its kind” built-in office area. People will really go camping in the most beautiful unspoiled places on earth and think “what if I could use Microsoft Teams here”
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richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if you pee in these in the right order, a secret doorway opens up
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Richard Dean Anderson @gateshawk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have my headset on, watching my computer. It's incredibly effective.
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richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
majestic beast
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richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it genuinely is astounding how bad Amazon has become, trying to pick out the actual products out of a pile of slop. Need to buy some wire to build some car battery cables, and actual copper wire seems to be basically nonexistent on there, it's all copper-coated aluminium garbage.
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hibbary.bsky.social @hibbary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Have you ever been driving south from Seattle on I-5 and wondered: WTF is that building? Have you ever gone to the Pacific Bonsai Museum and thought 'I'll just take a look' only to be repulsed immediately by an overzealous security dude?
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richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
okay now I'm going down the rabbit hole of looking for period-correct vintage upgrade parts, help me. probably going to replace the rear derailleur while I'm at it, sounds like these plastic Simplex ones were clever in their day but haven't aged well.
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richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
now watching (the 1979 BBC version with Alec Guinness)
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creade.metropho.rs @creade.metropho.rs · 09/08/2026
topic of one of the all time great letterboxd reviews by @bombsfall.bsky.social
Alec Guinness: 😐
Me: wow
Alec Guinness: 😑
Me: WOW
Alec Guinness: 😕
Me: HOLY SHIT
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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
now here's an alarmingly common sentiment among engineering students
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richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fixed one Peugeot, broke another!
Simplex front derailleur on my Peugeot road bike. Its plastic body is broken where it cleans to the seat tube, a very common fault.
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richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
explaining to the Mi16 the novel concept of keeping coolant inside the cooling system where it belongs and not periodically burping it out of various hose connections.
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
hm.
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Keep honking! I'm listening to Geese
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richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the Bluesky elders have really been scraping the bottom of the barrel for discourse topics lately eh?
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Chris Scullion @scully1888.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Was looking at the Silent Hill Townfall concept art and my jaw dropped. Was back in my hometown tonight so I had to go and take a photo. There are many ways to mock my beloved Coatbridge, but “your home’s so miserable it was used as concept art for a Silent Hill game” is a new one for me
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richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
you are trapped in a maze of twisty customer service chatbot scripts, all alike
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 26/09/2026
it appears that this bonfire ritual site belongs to the Smashed Miller High Life Bottle Culture
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3 or 4 rats @ratsack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
One of those 'Please Be Patient I Have Autism' hats but instead it says 'Please Tell Me If You're Flirting With Me I Have Autism'
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richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me and my friends would kill the Meta AI homunculus with hammers, I can tell you that much.
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 26/09/2026
we’re gonna beat the cute little animated avatar to death with hammers sorry
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Old Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
no posting at night? mental health delight. posting til morning? mutuals take warning
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richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
old man terrorises houseplant
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Adem @adem.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
sometimes it's just one of those days
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richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
tfw it’s all diminishing
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: GREEN EGGS AND HAM IM 4 FRESCAS AND 10 BISCOFFS DEEP Area: Gaithersburg, MD, USA Type: Bombardier CRJ900 A: #a09de78e6c1 F: #fcbae2eae08
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richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Trying to do my first warranty return (rather than a dead-on-arrival type of return) on something I bought on Amazon and I’m feeling just about ready to violate some terms of service on Jeff Bezos
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richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
they’re doing this to me tomorrow
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not a serious list. They don't have the 2017 Youtube Upload Of Smiley's People (1982)
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
⚠️ This user is physically harmed by podracer ass names. Please do not type Kai Ryssdal.
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richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
interview coffee discourse bringing me dangerously close to breaking sereneposting. funny how it’s all lawyer types saying that it’s an immediate disqualification, and everybody else thinks it’s a joke.
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Mike Hicks @mulad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Getting my suit let out at the tailor to fit a CamelBak for the next job interview
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liz ten eleven @selectric.space · 25/09/2026
showing up to an interview with an unprepared cup of instant ramen and asking to use the office kettle
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liz ten eleven @selectric.space · 25/09/2026
the interview coffee thing is an op, just like everything else what’s considered acceptable in the workplace during this era of artificially-tightened job markets
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 11/01/2025
got misidentified as a peugeot 206 on iNaturalist
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 25/09/2026
got to watch nothern minnesota guy yesterday order lunch. turkey sandwich. nothing in it, just the turkey. white bread. catholicism tells you to feel guilt over desire; nordic protestantism frees you from desire itself
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