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William McKinnerney

@williammck.net
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constantly online. he/him/his. 🏳️‍🌈 (posts are mine and may not reflect employers’ views)

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Brian Gardner @briangardner.com · 14/01/2025
Heyo #WordPress friends, we’re here 👉 @wpengine.bsky.social
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
If you don't realize that nothing hits harder than a glass of cool, crisp water, then you haven't found the right water yet
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Jon @arfmeasures.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Cop: you're going to prison for forgery Me *slides him a 37 dollar bill* what about now
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
“Create an account?” Hell YES, I don’t have enough of those! 👍
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 06/12/2024
we live in hell part 1000: my high school friend's mom died so I sent flowers for the funeral and now the obituary website is emailing me about their AI obituary tool
At Legacy, we believe that every life story has the power to inspire. We're here to help you pay tribute to those whose lives have touched you in a meaningful way:

Write an obituary using ObitWriter®, our new AI-powered tool
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William McKinnerney @williammck.net · 29/11/2024
bsky.app/profile/numb... seems your wish was granted
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
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Elizabeth Smith @instantsunrise.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
For those going home to visit family this weekend: • Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus • LG calls it TruMotion • Sony calls it Motionflow • Roku calls it Action Smoothing • Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement • Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 27/11/2024
the creation of the spicy italian sandwich is the closest humanity has gotten to touching god
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
theonion.com
It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible
The task of reporting is not a simple one. Each and every day, reporters and editors at publications like The Onion make difficult decisions about which issues should receive attention, knowing that o...
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 22/11/2024
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 22/11/2024
I also think the closure of liberal arts schools and the constant attacks on wide-ranging humanist educations are part of a push against the masses being taught critical thinking. Which sounds conspiratorial, but come on, this is getting real blatant.
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 22/11/2024
got into a huge fight with my friend over not using alt text on images and, well, i’ll spare you the graphic details
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MrCarter3 @mrcarter3.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does That's why I think of running everyday
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
ok it all worked out in the end
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Adam Smith @adamndsmith.com · 22/10/2024
Capitalism breeds innovation
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
this app's cooked paul
paul's post: Who wants breakfast
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William McKinnerney @williammck.net · 16/11/2024
mmmm tastee
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Micah @rincewind.run · 16/11/2024
people just showing up to bluesky: there's not enough political conflict here bluesky, for the entire first year and a half of its existence:
meme of two lobsters fighting while three college kids excitedly throw money to bet on it

everyone - the fighting lobsters and the depraved kids cheering them on - is labeled 'leftists'
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 16/11/2024
Still thinking about that one jellyfish that only has a butthole when it wants to.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Hi friends! I just wanted to give a quick update on The Onion’s purchase of InfoWars, which we can’t wait to relaunch as the dumbest website on the internet. The long and short of it: We won the auction and — you're not going to believe this — the previous InfoWars folks aren't taking it well.
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Desert Bus for Hope 🚌 #DB2026 OCTOBER 23rd @desertbus.org · 15/11/2024
This brings another Desert Bus to a close. We had some amazing times, we made some incredible memories and we raised $1.25 Million for the children. For Hope. Orbspeed. Good Night. Good Luck. See you next year.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 13/03/2024
alanis morissette's cheese cavern would be named You Grotto Know
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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 01/11/2024
Love to sign onto Bluesky and watch 43-year congressman @wyden.senate.gov in conversation with @juicysteak117.gay
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
i want you to imagine what it feels like. republicans are spending millions of real, actual dollars to make tens of millions of people hear this. they know we'll see it in rooms with our friends and family. they know we'll be sitting in the bar. they know what it does to us. evil is intentional.
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kilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
the nfl wants you to take a timeout on hate. anyway here’s seventeen ads about transgendered immigrants
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 20/10/2024
2024's most cancellable kink is AI Vore (people who get off on their content/works being fed into generative models) This is not to be confused with Al Vore (people who get off on being eaten by Weird Al), which is still considered fine and normal.
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Greg Greene (he/him/his) @greene.haus · 15/10/2024
Ded. Ded. I am slain. Murdered to death.
A post to X by the campaign account of Democratic presidential nominee Kamala Harris, which is quoting the campaign comms account KamalaHQ. The latter, featuring a clip from Harris opponent Donald Trump’s campaign rally tonight, wrote: 

“Trump appears lost, confused, and frozen on stage as multiple songs play for 30+ minutes and the crowd pours out of the venue early”

Harris’s account, in comment, adds:
“Hope he’s okay.”
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 05/03/2024
Chuck Jones' rules for writing a Road Runner cartoon - this is the original Dogme manifesto
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Nick Land Acknowledgement 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈 @lonestartallboi.bsky.social · 13/01/2024
The substack exodus and this site itself made me realize, five years ago the Nazis were forming their own little independent social media platforms where they wouldn't be banned and now we're creating independent little social media platforms because the Nazis are now running the main ones.
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 22/12/2023
Reluctantly crouched At the starting line Parsley Sage Rosemary and thyme
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It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 09/12/2023
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend.
Daniel Craig introducing The Weekend
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TrickyC (he/him) @trickyc66.northsky.social · 07/12/2023
Gen Z has finally broken into the adspace workforce "okay, new kid, we need a hip new campaign for our lemona-" "it kills you" "what" "it kills you. juice it up and get it on a couple of news stories. gonna fly off the shelves" "...uh-" "trust me. it kills you. print. copy." [leaves room]
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
post author: BOIS, J. post status: DRAFT decision: REJECTED reason(s): WEAK STRUCTURE, JOKE DOES NOT WORK, LABORED, INSUFFICIENT PAYOFF recommendation: RELEASE INTO PUBLIC DOMAIN
screenshot of draft, labeled as REJECTED POST // DOES NOT MEET QUALITY STANDARDS: "it's obnoxious enough to name your kid 'ocean,' but then they had to go and make them a movie about their birthday. you know what i got when i was 11? a bicycle"
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 08/12/2023
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Erin Kissane @kissane.myatproto.social · 08/12/2023
WE JUST GOT NATIONAL FREE TEST-TO-TREAT FOR COVID AND FLU IN THE US www.test2treat.org/s/?language=... If you’re uninsured/underinsured, on Medicaid or Medicare, or get VA or Indian Health Services care, you can also enroll *without* a positive test and get free Lucira tests sent to you.
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Andrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 08/12/2023
If I were a blue-stater who wanted to unfuck Texas, I'd start by giving to: - Buckle Bunnies Fund (abortion) - Frontera Fund (abortion) - South Texans for Repro Justice (abortion) - Jane's Due Process (abortion) - TX Organizing Project (BIPOC-led politics) - Texas Observer (nonprofit journalism)
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Gailey 🍉 @sarahgailey.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
STOP POSTING and take this seriously. NOW is the time when we establish our holiday traditions. What's our traditional Rest In Pissinger Day meal? Ham & champagne? Chicken fingers & port?? Clam chowder & espresso-tinis??? we must keep the tradition ALIVE (unlike kissinger) (who fuckin died lmaooo)
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Alexis 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @asticky.libcraft.com · 30/11/2023
I'm dying I need this framed on my wall skksadjasidh
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
Pioneering new frontiers in shut the fuck up
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
Honored to write the Rolling Stone obituary for the worst American of the post-World War II era. Rot in piss
rollingstone.com
Henry Kissinger, War Criminal Beloved by America’s Ruling Class, Finally Dies
Henry Kissinger has died at age 100, his consulting firm said in a statement on Wednesday.
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