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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth!

@panic.gay
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Irl: Edutainment & sketch comedy. Here: Shitposts. 18+ There's a species of fish that lives in the buttholes of sea cucumbers. Sea cucumber buttholes developed teeth to keep them out. It didnt work.

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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 17h
Ok but this is just an actual poem in Minecraft with parts changed mad libs style to be about government forms. It seems wild and original but it isn't. It is just an LLM generating content from context and training data. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/End_Poe...
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End Poem - Wikipedia
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 27/09/2026
I always think "I'll respond to that when my nervous system calms down" but then it never calms down and now I'm a month late RSVPing to your wedding, my bad
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 27/09/2026
The AI pros are out there non consensually living out monty python sketches. (in addition to even grosser stuff)
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Liz Fong-Jones (方禮真) @lizthegrey.com · 27/09/2026
"it's just an optional after hours event that just happens to have all of your colleagues in positions of power"
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 27/09/2026
Great thread on something I have been increasingly concerned about with those in power in AI right now.
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 27/09/2026
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 26/09/2026
In my day using a harness was hot and kinky
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 26/09/2026
There was a sex cult that formed in one long broken bugged out endless thread and at one point AOC popped in to say hi and people tried to get her to post nudes.
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 26/09/2026
Otto would have fit in so well with the AI safety sex cult tbh
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 26/09/2026
DoorDash is also fucking up the fight for DC statehood
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 26/09/2026
I just feel like if you design a piece of technology and you're like "wow! This technology doesn't do what we want a lot of the time and we aren't really sure how it works!" that isn't a brag that's just a sign you're really bad at your job
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 26/09/2026
It's wild that tech companies have created a digital Amelia Bedelia and have convinced every company to pay insane amounts of money to employ the Bad at Following Directions Machine, while simultaneously spreading the narrative that it'll probably kill us because it's so bad at following directions.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026
I like this
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 26/09/2026
Also why do we all assume a planet is better than other celestial body types. Maybe Pluto doesn't need to be a planet to be worthy of love. I bet dwarf planets have cool special abilities like dark vision or enhanced resilliance.
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 25/09/2026
I took a walk and saw a cat sitting in a stroller wearing a bow tie. A few minutes later I saw two dogs, one wearing a formal shirt with attached bow tie, and another swaddled like a baby, strapped to their owner. I don't know what is happening but I love it.
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 25/09/2026
THIS. AI isn't "going rogue" any more than those exploding Samsung galaxy phones from 2016 went rogue. Human engineers poorly deployed a technology and there were negative consequences. The responsibility falls entirely on humans.
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 23/09/2026
I would like to feed all my emails to Claude
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 17/09/2026
Awkward birthday outfit selfie!
Me in a cute outfit
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 14/09/2026
Im not worried about being turned into paperclips or whatever your AI Sci Fi apocalypse of choice is. I am worried about the fact that theres basically no regulation in the US for how AI and adjacent tech is built, deployed, & used, and the tech is moving faster than the red tape can catch up with.
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 13/09/2026
(opens laptop to begin studying for expensive AI governance cert) Training: "Let's talk about the three categories of ai: artificial narrow intelligence, artificial general intelligence, and artificial super intelligence! 😁" (closes laptop) (sighs) (walks into the sea never to return again)
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 12/09/2026
More jewelery should be snails
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Andrew D Thaler @drandrewthaler.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A very important piece and also, cod-bless @toddwoody.bsky.social for using "avocado-sized nuggets" instead of yet another potato comparison.
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 12/09/2026
Since everyone on my timeline is talking about AI doomerism, here's what keeps me up at night (beyond the standard environmental and psychological and economic and privacy and autonomous weaponry fears)
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 10/09/2026
Learning about the rationalist community and spending time lurking on LessWrong makes it so that their lingo stands out like a sore thumb to me now. Like any time I see the word "update" used like this.
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 09/09/2026
Rude that I barely left my hotel at dragon con beyond going to the shows and panels I was on, and yet I have been wrecked by con crud.
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 08/09/2026
Such tranquil wallpaper at this hotel. Trees, birds, monkeys, and a beautiful blue sky before a badkdrop of flaming mcmansions.
Exactly what I described in the post
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 07/09/2026
Awww man the nostalgia This is the kind of dragon con programming that turned me into a person who now makes dragon con programming.
Paul and Storm on Gonzoroo music show
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 07/09/2026
Man burnout and depression really do suck the joy out of everything so efficiently. Why can't they have my work ethic. Phone it in a bit.
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 07/09/2026
Who, me? No, I'm just a worm.
Me in a labyrinth worm inspired outfit Another selfie, now with more worm shirt.
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 06/09/2026
I think about this spider constantly
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it's charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 06/09/2026
anthropic:
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 05/09/2026
Yeah I got PMDD Pre Menstrual Dysphoric DragonCon
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 05/09/2026
To be fair we were much more mixed until someone brought up polymorph and mage hand
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 05/09/2026
I do actually want the science community to explore this question more.
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 05/09/2026
I adore how many friends I have who can just infodump edcuational insanity at a moments notice
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 05/09/2026
And remember friends, as @nome.bsky.social says, a cloacal kiss is like mayo being passed from one ham sandwich to another. Which isn't a very erotic image to me, but your mileage may vary
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 05/09/2026
To be fair I only want to bang Large Luigi.
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 05/09/2026
I just think a nice gnoll lesbian commune would be lovely is all.
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 05/09/2026
I am a very serious science communicator.
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 04/09/2026
I got to meet Zeb Cook (if you don't know him, look up his credits, they are many!!). Such a cool, kind guy.
Zeb and iThe dragon con TV late show crew interview zeb
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 04/09/2026
I have new favorite D&D lore
forgottenrealms.fandom.com
Large Luigi
Large Luigi was a beholder who ascended the Spindle on the planet H'Catha and thereby obtained ultimate knowledge of the universe. With that knowledge, he settled down to become the proprietor, barten...
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 03/09/2026
Hairs cut. Burger time.
But teeth with some sort of a shag idk.

But there's a secret undercut on one side!!!!!
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 03/09/2026
I can't express how important this issue was & how much it meant to the world when it came out. Idk how many know the Onion had just moved to their NY office & the first edition after that move was planned for 9/16/11. They postponed (I believe at financial loss?) & released this masterpiece 9/27.
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 02/09/2026
Why would you outlaw piles of dogs What kind of cat person nonsense is this
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 02/09/2026
I've been traveling. What is the fued between bsky staff and the userbase about today? Y'all doing cyberbullying?
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 02/09/2026
THEY TURNED HALF OF MANNYS INTO A FANCY WINE STORE WTFFFFF It was the half that used to have free performance space 😭😭😭
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 02/09/2026
Ok now that I am in atlanta do I go get nostalgic food that will make my tummy hurt or go find healthy food
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 02/09/2026
I have arrived at dragon con
A silly flier on a light pole offering the stardew farm for sale
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 02/09/2026
Journeying to Atlanta in my traveling clothes
Butt teeth in racoon overalls and a shjrt that says crying my best with a crying racoon
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Andrew D Thaler @drandrewthaler.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The Hoff Crab is neither a crab nor is it David Hasselhoff. It is a Yeti Crab, which is neither a Yeti nor a Crab but a sub-group of Squat Lobsters, which are not lobsters, they're Anomurans, like Mole Crabs, which are neither moles, nor crabs.
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