iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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evil and fucked up lady jacky ૮꒰˵•ﻌ•˵꒱ა ˖⁺｡˚⋆˙★ @iminlikewithyou.cool · 4h

every single time bro like 5 minutes after the "made it home <3" message i come in like "how fortuitous how serendipitous to have our hearts entwined for an evening of merriment together"

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 2h

now watching a movie that has been described to be as "excruciating (positive)"

📽️ theatrical poster for primetime (2026)

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Kimmy W @ghostynewt.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣

Screenshot of an email:

Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request
To: me

Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;;

I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15.

According to our records,

1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable.
2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members

Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜

If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!)

—-

Regards,
___ (🏳️‍⚧️she/her, UTC -5)
Partner Infra Platform Experiences team

As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™

New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account!

Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 5h

Get thee behind me, Satan! I will protect thee

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 6h

EVERYBODY BACK OFF I NEED THIS

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evil and fucked up lady jacky ૮꒰˵•ﻌ•˵꒱ა ˖⁺｡˚⋆˙★ @iminlikewithyou.cool · 5h

this is what good pussy sounds like

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evil and fucked up lady jacky ૮꒰˵•ﻌ•˵꒱ა ˖⁺｡˚⋆˙★ @iminlikewithyou.cool · 6h

so is this egg vibes or like what is this

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 5h

i’ve got a new bit, now i just say “sorry i don’t speak chinese” in perfect chinese over and over until they get mad and hang up

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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 8h

Spotted on Facebook: sicko game worlds colliding

"My bf is a developer and just made me a program to use his racing pedals to sew realistically. It also adjusts the speed the more you press down the pedal 😭 he just upped my game so hard 🥲🤣
Game: Dressmaker"

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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 8h

hey girl, you seem like you don't exist as a full person. like someone watered down your soul when you were born. anyway do you like having sex in the back seat of a honda civic?

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 7h

Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy

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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 8h

I love it when people’s entire analysis of why rent got 2x as expensive in sf in the last three years is “not enough house,” like wow incredible work, you must have a PhD in economics.

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REAR NAKED COCK CAGE @dogihad.meangirls.online · 9h

In the olden days if you hated someone you had to duel to the death because BPD hadn't been invented yet

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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 8h

if you think you won't be strong enough to take the step and be trans in the world i have some great news for you: you will be stronger on the other side of transition you have no idea how strong you're going to be

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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 12h

(confused) I believe LLMs are conscious, but only Deepseek LLMs, because of the Chinese Room theory

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 10h

last night at dinner we were talking about how much tracey sucks and the server overheard and was like are you talking about michael tracey? that guy fucking sucks, and it was very satisfying

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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 13h

I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:

Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads:

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."

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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 8h

transition is the slow act of feeling comfortable in yourself

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 8h

odd request, but do any of my followers have any good foundational neurochemistry textbook recommendations? i generally find myself coming at the subject from oblique angles and wonder if the narrative of a textbook might be a better backbone. not sure if i'd need to deeper fill its prereq though.

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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 8h

I’ve been listening to the @theycreateworlds.bsky.social series on the home computer price wars of the early to mid 1980s and the decision to engage in a race to the bottom on price more or less wrecked Commodore, TI, and Atari; this is not good news for *any* of these AI companies

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 9h

nearly initialed KTP at work instead of my actual initials

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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

at some point i realized sincerity was a superior way to exist compared to any alternative. vibrancy of heart over the prescriptiveness of those who don't allow themselves more.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 11h

remember when every company was like "we're gonna make a leaderboard for uses the most AI" until someone looked at their budget

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Élise @4elise.northsky.social · 10h

Katie getting yelled at by Rayn like

An image macro of Rayn's pfp super imposed on Lilo spraying water at Katie Tightpussy who is super imposed on stitch

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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 9h

watching Katie talk to dog women must be the closest analogue to how the fremen saw paul atreides when he first arrived on arrakis

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 03/11/2025

FACT: you should be sappier with your friends and loved ones. there is no reason not to be.

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Julia Métraux @juliametraux.bsky.social · 11h

"I'm supposed to be a tough guy," Curtis confided. "I can hold your hand," the mayor offered "What happens if I faint?" Sliwa asked. "I've got you," Mamdani assured him, grabbing his hand as Sliwa received his flu shot. abc7ny.com/post/nyc-may...

abc7ny.com

Mayor Mamdani holds hands with one-time rival Curtis Sliwa to get flu shot

An apparent bromance has continued to blossom for the one-time political rivals.

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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 11h

i think this is really great at honing in on everything that makes this situation so uncomfortable and articulating just about every angle that can be articulated right now

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Aura @aurahack.ca · 10h

tall girls are all talk tbh

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Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online · 10h

old shawarma guy gave me a free falafel "as a treat" when i tell u that people love to see bitches with ears and a tail, i mean THEY LOVE US!!! Whimsy and Joy is in short supply, and when good folks see you being whimsical and full of joy, they want to support it. whether with a smile or a falafel

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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 11h

Scott Steiner in a screenshot of his rambling math promo video

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 01/10/2026

it's simple katie math. What If A Girl Was A Lot? you can pack so much katie into this katie. i gotta keep the katie limiters on because too much concentrated katie can be lethal for those without a built up katie tolerance, but the katie dose makes the katie poison. you get what i'm saying?

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 01/10/2026

see now the confusing part about this is that you might think tier 2 katie is the benchmark of 100% katie however my baseline is at least 120% katie at all times so internet katie is actually around 150% katie and irl katie is closer to 200% katie, but ultra katie? well now that's easily 300% katie.

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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 13h

bunnygirl electrician who keeps getting bad performance reviews at work cause she can’t help herself from chewing on the wires

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 01/10/2026

pacing around my room shouting "lock in. LOCK IN. LOCK IN!" like i'm casting a spell until i magically get my tasks done

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 02/10/2026

thank god. when i go through the airport and get harassed by the theatre of security agency for not wanting my picture to be taken like some sorta godless america-hating criminal, i want them to stand up, look me in the eye, and shake my hand before they fondle my balls. god bless america. #freedom

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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 12h

loading screen animation goes insane

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 02/10/2026

me, talking about my roommate's cat: he's having such a great time. i bet it feels awesome to have an permanent license to be annoying. my roommate: is that why you named yourself katie me: is it working my roommate: begrudgingly

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 02/10/2026

how i feel seeing everyone change to halloween spooky display names and profile pictures:

signalis adler looking absolutely fucked up beyond belief saying "I wear no mask." this is a reference to the fact that his face is absolutely fucked up beyond belief.

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 12h

i slept like an absolute Rock last night. coincidence? i don't think so

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Micah @rincewind.run · 01/10/2026

"poster impersonates entirely different person for a long period of time" is definitely a genre that has been missing from bluesky too many sex pests, too few "wait WHAT" incidents

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I don't think they'll ever recreate what it was like to be on twitter in the 2010s. Soap opera stuff happening constantly. Poster you were vaguely aware of involved in federal fentanyl bust. Poster whose jokes you occasionally liked posed as his aunt (or wife?) for 6 years. Pastor who steals jokes

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 14h

Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit

David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show

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David Howe @monolithfiji.bsky.social · 14h

If this is legal, it needs to be made illegal. There is clearly something broken when clear monopolies are allowed to flourish. The fact that this is inherently a right-wing operation is beside the point, NO company should have this much power over media. This is going to be a bloodbath for workers

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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 12h

lol one of our website designers used our organization's entire monthly claude credits yesterday and now half the company doesn't know how to do their jobs. it's october 2nd.

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 12h

it's hard work trying to have a dog in me these days that's why i'm just trying to be in that dog

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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 13h

@katie.bzky.team its 9am and you’re making my entire timeline about electroplay chastity and armpits

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dataphreak 🌕 @whyareyoubuyingclothesatthesoup.store · 20h

medfet scene where i ask you what is causing my symptoms and you give me a complete answer and then i don't have symptoms anymore

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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 13h

these pieces will be on display (and for sale) tonight, I’ll also be selling a (very limited) number of prints! come out, say hi! 5-8pm in the Castro!

Queer A. F.
UNsupervised
A CRITICAL EXHIBITION
FEATURING
ACE MORGAN
CAR NAZZAL
CARA HURTLE*
COY VIANA
GHEE PHUA
JAZZMIN MUASAU
JEANNE NOLLMAN
JOEL ANGEL
KAI REISA
LESSLEY BENDER
NADIR WRIGHT
PAUL RICE
SHANNON AGARWAL
STAR ARTS
*ART BY CARA HURTLE
A show that asks
WHAT
HAVE WE DONE?
CAN WE DO?
ARE WE DOING?
IN CONJUNCTION WITH FALL OF FREEDOM
OPENING RECEPTION
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 2ND
5PM-8PM
575 Castro Street

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.·*.♡ 𝓅𝓇𝒾𝓃𝒸ℯ𝓈𝓈 𝓅𝓊𝒹𝒹𝓁ℯ ♡.·*. :3 @raynpuddle.useless.pet · 13h

to every bodega, a cat. and to every café, a dog. so let it be.

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