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Lana Berry

@lanaberry.bsky.social
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Dan Merker @danmerker.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Ah a callback to such simpler times 🥲 Where is @lanaberry.bsky.social when we need her?
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
After the 15th inning it is time to replace one player with a dog until someone wins or it's all dogs.
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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
I believe it was @lanaberry.bsky.social who once pointed out that one of the great things about having playoff games on Turner networks is, right now, the number of people pissed that they have to watch Cubs-Brewers on TNT instead of Battleship is not zero
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Nolan @5of5.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
A phone book with, for some reason, baseball player Michael Young on the cover.
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
🎶Cal has Dumps like a truck, truck, truck
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John Gennaro @johngennaro.com · 15/07/2025
ASSMAN NY license plate
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
imagination is about filling in the blanks
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
does this need context @mollyknight.bsky.social
“every team needs an ass guy” - molly knight
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
I would pay a lot of money to have been in the design meeting where they discussed how to do the udder
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unoservix @unoservix.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
the reason for the season
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
happy 4th of july to hot dog bird and no one else
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Brittney Bush Bollay @brittneybush.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Zohran Mamdani’s socialist promises:
Baseball players kiss now.
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
my life got significantly better when i started walking 2 miles to the silverlake trader joe’s instead of having an anxiety attack in the parking lot once a week
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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 02/06/2025
Me walking out of the bus on MTV’s Next
Email subject says “I’m a pediatrician. I’m scared. And I’m running for Senate”
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
on succession roman was responsible for a rocket that blew up but no one died so it’s fine
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
EVERY POST YOU MAKE DETERMINES THE FUTURE OF THIS WEBSITE. I see you all posting things like “beefus blortus” and “she beef on my blort until I blop it” and YOU ARE NOT ADVANCING THE CAUSE OF THIS SERIOUS WEBSITE
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Griffin Wiebel @griff.dev · 27/05/2025
We'll need to raise the funds first, and that's where the town-favorite labrador is going to help us.
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Michael Meister @michaelmeister.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
or we could put on the best talent show this town has ever seen
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
god after creating adam and eve:
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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 26/05/2025
DR FRANKENSTEIN (to the peasants camped outside with pitchforks): Have you considered being cooler
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
i’m the hot dog octopus
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
i can’t wait to see how they screw this up
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
may gilly’s 4th birthday be with you
a small dog or a small potato we’re not suregilly at 9 weeks oldgilly’s first birthday party in a birthday hatgilly in all her glory. a small orange and white dog who needs endless amounts of attention.
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Steven Godfrey @stevengodfrey.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
is there anything more satisfying than muting a thread
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
i think everyone needs this
a daschund in sunglasses in a strollera daschund with a pink bow and a leash made out of hotdogsa daschund wearing flowersa group of daschunds at a meet up being perfect and adorable
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
why did i read this as “do geminis deserve human rights” and i was like omg do they
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
On being called DEI and why it isn’t the burn they think it is
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
when i lived in idaho there was a little place called “mike’s taste of chicago” and they had the best chicken sandwich i’ve ever had. it was wet like an italian beef sandwich but with grilled chicken. i have never encountered a sandwich remotely close to it, even in chicago. i think about it weekly.
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Jay Tyler @jaythecakethief.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Can we please all just get behind this man? It would heal our world.
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Lui Vill @luivill.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Need a Father we can call daddy.
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
i hope the next pope is hot. we deserve a hot pope.
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
screenshot of what appears to be a tweet from jd vance saying "and another thing: i didn't kill the pope. please dont put in the newspaper that i killed the pope."
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
this is the best possible way my day could have started
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
my dog, the secretary of defense, is doing her very best and everyone just needs to back off she is TRYING
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
modern day paul revere trying to get everyone their drink orders
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
easter makes me yearn for the smell of vinegar
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
if i can’t share confidential information with the group chat where CAN i share it smh
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
just got this email and i have never been more relieved to see the words “billy ray cyrus”
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
The ritualistic feeding of the phanatic before each game. These barbarians will stop at nothing to win a single game
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
i often see things that make me say "this is the most Boston thing I have ever seen in my life" but i think this one might have swept them all
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It's the 250th anniversary of the midnight ride of Paul Revere. A local TV station mapped the route out with nods to past and present Boston-area landmarks, including all seven Dunkin' Donuts a modern-day Paul Revere could stop at:
https://www.nocboston.com/news/local/paul-revere-midnight-ride-boston-today/3685215/
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Will return shortly to lamb cake content but just a reminder that you have 11 hours and 59 minutes remaining to make any #charitibundibowl contributions you might still be considering EDSBSCHARITYBOWL.COM
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Lana Berry @lanaberry.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
scene from arrested development from the church and state fair. george michael wants to get a corn dog cross with all the crucifixins.
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Jordan @jordanb239.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
April the 19th be with you
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