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Elizabeth Smith

@instantsunrise.bsky.social
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elizabeth | 30’s | she/her | former film student and also a lesbian.

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Sailor Portia is a car now, too @sailorportia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
>"If only there were more problematic blonde white women in fiction..." >Ianthe Tridentarius >"Wrong kind of problematic >:("
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 17h
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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Elizabeth Smith @instantsunrise.bsky.social · 12h
Welcome back to Monday Night Football as the Namek Saiyans take on the Minnesota Viking here as US Bank Stadium in Minneapolis. So far, this game has been a blowout for the Saiyans, and that’s gotta hurt the Vikings management who thought Farve was gonna turn things around.
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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Elizabeth Smith @instantsunrise.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Guess what month it is?
A picture of a rapier lying on carpet.  The text on the image reads "OCTOBER IS BUY YOUR WIFE A SWORD MONTH”
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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俺正讀(アジェンド) @ireading62.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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🦇 Katra Scariello, Spooky Apple Audio 🦇🏳️‍⚧️ @katrafiy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey everyone, I'm really in a bind. I was just told earlier today that my job will be terminating me on October 13th, exactly one day before my upcoming requested paid medical leave to recover from bottom surgery. I intend to fight this in court, but I could really use some help in the meantime.
gofund.me
Donate to Support Katra Through Bottom Surgery Recovery, organized by Katra Ariello
Hi, my name is Katra, and I’ve just been notified that I’ll be let go of… Katra Ariello needs your support for Support Katra Through Bottom Surgery Recovery
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Elizabeth Smith @instantsunrise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
James T. Kirk: I can’t believe I kissed you. Also James T. Kirk: It must have been your lifelong ambition.
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Elizabeth Smith @instantsunrise.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
some??? jedi??? use ketamine and running over children in their 2001 honda civic??? to cope???
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My gf got her almonds absolutely activated by this guy for some reason
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 22/09/2026
Sarah Waters can step aside, this article is the most lesbian thing I’ve ever read www.bostonglobe.com/2026/09/22/m... (non-paywalled: archive.ph/2026.09.22-1...)
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A Western Mass. lesbian bar required KN-95 masks. When it changed the rules, all hell broke loose. - The Boston Globe
Last Ditch Bar in Greenfield wanted to build community. They got a firestorm instead.
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Mr. Moo Sky @bricebowl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Disable gambling ads:
Discord Settings. "Sponsored Content" button is pressedSponsored Content settings. "Manage Sponsored Content" button is pressedManage Sponsored Content settings. "Real Money Gambling" radio switch is "off" (disables gambling content)
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Homer in the lesbian bar saying "This lesbian bar doesn't require K95 masks! Enjoy your deathtrap, ladies."
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Elizabeth Smith @instantsunrise.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Say what you will about Peter Molyneux but it is genuinely funny that Lionhead put the closest thing possible to a creepypasta into Black & White. Because “i was playing late at night and the game started whispering my real name” is an actual thing that can happen.
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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 13/04/2024
"I'm in the basement at Dorley Hall at the Royal College of Saint Almsworth where I've been fed Weetabix for several days now..."
edited image of Tom Scott in front of what looks like several underground prison cells
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Elizabeth Smith @instantsunrise.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I had never heard of Hyrox before all this happened but it seems like kind of a shitty sport tbh.
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Ben Horst (bluecheck.jpg) @moriamarmalade.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
added alt-text
three posts, two in reply
1st: from mutantapologist
magneto: are you interested in joining my team of mutants fighting for the end of mutant oppression? :)
a mutant: sure what's it called?
magneto: the brotherhood of evil mutants
mutant: w
mutant: why's it called that

2nd post: from jakemorph
like you all wouldn't be hyped as fuck to joina  gay rights cup called the "brotherhood of evil gays"

3rd post: from xplainthexmen
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this is an exceptoinally valid point.
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fuck man he even addressed the top shortage
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 18/09/2026
A stick figure made of overlapping punctuation marks from a typewriter labeled as Craig saying ladies and gentlemen the weekend
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Valkyrie Thunderbitch @valkyrieladyk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I should call her.
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f4mi ‼️ @f4mi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
reading through old magazine scans and just finding a bunch of bullshit
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 19/09/2026
also. the thing people hate is not ‘the technology’ it is the tech industry. they hate move fast and break things. they hate having everything they say tracked and processed while companies do whatever they want. they hate every single ideological value that animates silicon valley
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 19/09/2026
on some level, you have to accept that yes, people are reacting emotionally without doing detailed research but really you can’t blame them or stop them. this was some bullshit not a single one of us had to think about three years ago and now it’s making shit worse in like most daily interactions
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 19/09/2026
people are always saying anti-AI arguments don’t understand the full nuances of the technology. which is correct. but only because it stole everyone’s work, exists solely to get you fired, has made the entire internet unusable and has been forced on everyone without consent
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Starlight @onedumbmouse.bsky.social · 26/09/2024
giving you a phantom tail making it super sensitive brushing it brushing it brushing it brushing it brushing it brushing it
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Jane Ball (living dead girl) @jane.inurhead.lol · 18/09/2026
lmao WAS IT WORTH IT DEMS
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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The Azure Guardian 🔵🛡️ @theazureguard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Firefox literally just doing this right now by announcing this shit...
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28 Feb - @TheZeldaZone@mastodon...

"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"

16:18 - Feb 28, 2025

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NBC News @nbcnews.com · 17/09/2026
The new wild cat species is about the size of a domestic kitten and lives in Bolivia.
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New wild cat species is identified for first time in 100 years, researchers say
A type of tiger cat, the animal is smaller than a house cat, slender and spotted. It lives in the Bolivian cloud forest.
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Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
One thing that's clear is that Harry Potter is absolutely a force for evil in this world but not at ALL in the way I expected when evangelicals were trying to get it banned from schools in the 90s
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"the author of that harry potter story leads an insane cult that's captured much of the media in this country" is a different person if you're in the UK or the US
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Elizabeth Smith @instantsunrise.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The Calvin’s dad explaining meme.  The text reads:

Panel 1:  
Calvin’s Dad:  Oh, you're reading some forcefem fiction? Let me show you something interesting.

Panel 2:
Calvin’s dad: There are actually two kinds of forcefem. Humiliation and Shit or Get Off the Pot.  Kindle Unlimited?  Humiliation. Dorley? Shit or Get Off the Pot.
Calvin:  Yeah…

Panel 3:  Literotica? Humiliation.
When You Fell From Heaven? Shit or Get off the Pot.

Kimmy, despite seeming like Humiliation is actually Shit or Get off the Pot.
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 17/09/2026
in all seriousness this is the same type of policy that led Facebook to throw gasoline on the fire of the Rohingya genocide in Myanmar
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
if you can supposedly push candidates left after they are elected then there's no point in voting, just wait til the election ends then push the winner
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Caitie @ghildirthalen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The latest chud wankoff is about how Diablo 5 is “cooked” because Jennifer Hepler (DAO,DA2) is on the writing team. So please remember that Hepler wrote all your favorite dark moments in Dragon Age (Hespith’s poem, for example), and that she still got death threats for it because shes a woman.
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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Added (basically) the whole song and adjusted the animation speed to match the song better.
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 16/09/2026
oh dear
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Elizabeth Smith @instantsunrise.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The reason that OpenAI and Anthopic are suddenly “very concerned” about AI safety is because they want to create regulations that make any kind of competition with them impossible. This is a great bit of bluff calling by Sanders.
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Elizabeth Smith @instantsunrise.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Been listening to @crackedivorypod.bsky.social and it’s given me a whole new perspective.
A black and white picture of Anthony Bourdain with an edited quote on top of it.  “Once you’ve read ‘Female Masculinity’ you’ll never stop wanting to inject Jack Halberstam with Testosterone with your bare hands.” - Anthony Bourdain.
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Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
NFT Skeptic Richard Karn
Richard Karn
@TheRichardKarn
I've thought long and hard about NFT's and l've decided it's not something I need to do
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 13/09/2026
trans ppl basically lost the battle (not the war though) the minute everyone started thinking "sex is totally separate from gender and sex is more Real and Unchangeable" like full stop
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Anna Phylaxis @quatoria.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think a lot of liberals and democrats have such an alienated view of trans folks that they see us as “really” our assigned gender, and think that they’re humoring or being polite to disabled or mentally ill folks when they use our pronouns or our names. They see it as kindness, politeness.
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Elizabeth Smith @instantsunrise.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
People from Denver has a biological advantage at long distance running and should not be allowed to compete with people from sea level cities in the interests of fairness. We should outlaw all people from Denver from long distance running to keep it fair.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"One more thing Miss Barlow... you were about 14 in 2001, and you grew up in the UK, so why did they dismiss your school at noon on 9/11, when the attacks would have happened around 2 pm your time? I just don't understand how the school knew the attacks would be happening later"
Columbo (Peter Falk) asking one more question
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
In my opinion Democrats get nothing nothing NOTHING by betraying trans people. They hurt themselves with a good deal of their committed voter base, and still don’t get the Republican votes they are so fucking obsessed with winning over. Lose-lose! People hate voting for squishy moral cowards!!
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Sophie Molly @sophiemolly.co.uk · 12/09/2026
www.advocate.com/news/people/...
advocate.com
Lilly Wachowski Says “If You Support Harry Potter, You’re Supporting Trans Genocide”
​The ‘Matrix’ co-director did not mince words when asked about the forthcoming J.K. Rowling-produced TV series.
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Elizabeth Smith @instantsunrise.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
youtu.be/ePdibIRunUE?... happy 20th anniversary to Lego Star Wars II
youtu.be
Ctrl+Alt+Del Lego Star Wars II
YouTube video by kimonocrow
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Elizabeth Smith @instantsunrise.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I know it’s not the direction that people usually mean when they say it, but you gotta separate the art from the artist.
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CheeseGX @cheesegx.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
NO IT JUST FUCKING HIT ME
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