Reposted by wibbletronMark Wallace @wallaceme.bsky.social · 12hIt’s a little known fact that all the words associated with paying to see the Bayeux Tapestry are derived from Anglo-Saxon while all the words for being invited to see it by a corporate sponsor derive from French. 616740
Reposted by wibbletron~daniel_barker~ @daniel-barker.bsky.social · 18hA big push was probably a lot of people's first thought on seeing this. 1112
Reposted by wibbletronhaha yeah @freshfleisch.bsky.social · 22hlet’s talk about shreks baby let’s talk about dude that’s green let’s talk about all the good memes and the bad memes that may be let’s talk about shreks 55213
Reposted by wibbletronJames O'Malley @jamesomalley.co.uk · 20hUncertainty over Bond casting means it’s time for the English Cricket Board to put Question Time on hold, according to FaceTime. 515129
Reposted by wibbletronAlexandra @alexphilomela.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Another day another banger 058244
Reposted by wibbletronMr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙 @blabalino.com · 02/10/2026Always happy to help with costume ideas for your #cats. 1364672856
Reposted by wibbletronDropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 14/07/2023wtf — what the fuck ftw — fuck the world/for the win tfw — that feeling when wft — who fried this fwt — fried what though twf — this wasn’t fried 9501139
Reposted by wibbletronJordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Omg Kate Garraway gagged her with that question 1282152408
Reposted by wibbletronMike Sowden @mikeachim.bsky.social · 27/09/2026UPDATE: there's a digital reconstruction of this tsunami shared today on Twitter by the UN Office for Disaster Risk Reduction - and *HOLY HELL*. 310133
Reposted by wibbletronJohn Bull @garius.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My teacher brother has just informed me that his primary school kids now refer to anything shit or old fashioned as "Brexit". Which has made my morning. 362016442
Reposted by wibbletronRosamundi @rosamundi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I had no idea this was an option. 841282
Reposted by wibbletroncait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I love when somebody fucks up their car so bad it starts bleeding out on the pavement 3787377
Reposted by wibbletronJohn Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 26/02/2026No! He goes into the shop and is offered a choice between an old Soviet toilet and a new Western one. The salesman tells him that they have a Western one set up to try. He checks it, but every time he flushes it, there is the unmistakable sound of a string quartet. He mentions it to the salesman 1235
Reposted by wibbletronRebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Time for this classic again. 156164715555
Reposted by wibbletronmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I've read through my employment contract 3 times and at no point does it specify that I can't unleash bees in the office 415235
Reposted by wibbletroncap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 29/09/2026A WEREWOLF WHO TURNS ON THE WAXING CRESCENT MOON: Haha guys i just realized what tonight is and we kinda need to solve this escape room faster 113939
Reposted by wibbletronRob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Amazing contrast to Starmer's buttoned up style as Burnham delivers his speech stripped to the waist and covered in peanut butter, repeatedly diving into the audience 1642497
Reposted by wibbletronBest for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 29/09/2026🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Burnham: "We will contest the next election with a manifesto commitment to change the electoral system, so that everyone's vote counts. And everyone's voice is heard." 1528065
Reposted by wibbletronClaudia Salowski @claudiasalowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Frühstücksdöner, anyone? 618447
Reposted by wibbletronJessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed 3545261097
Reposted by wibbletronderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal 335153831289
Reposted by wibbletronDave Rudden @daveruddenwrites.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My five year old has the soul of Orson Welles. We were outside school and he 'put a kiss in my pocket for later.' Extremely touched by this, I gave him two back. He dug out the second one, THEATRICALLY CRUSHED IT IN HIS FIST and said 'one is enough.' 573315428
Reposted by wibbletronmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Tired of fake friends who refuse to leave me unsupervised when there's an unattended forklift truck nearby 516648
Reposted by wibbletronPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026When fascists win, centrists get to feel good about themselves because they are kinder and more tolerant than those people. When progressives win, centrists find themselves cruel and narrow minded by comparison, and can't bear that feeling. 7472126
Reposted by wibbletronJohn Bull @garius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"we have left your F-35 parts with a neighbour" 524449
Reposted by wibbletronDropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 09/07/2023[crime scene] partner: there are two kinds of bullets but only one set of footprints me: *whispering* jesus partner: oh shit, jesus 11878237
Reposted by wibbletronSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026been thinkin about how robots are gonna kill us 9186621871
Reposted by wibbletronSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 160191333863
Reposted by wibbletronTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard" 3098422768
Reposted by wibbletronJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 23/09/2026receding further and further into my hooded sweatshirt until all my responsibilities are a single point of light in the far distance 2243337
Reposted by wibbletronRyan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano 11867631625
Reposted by wibbletronFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026FLIGHT ATTENDANT: is there a doctor on board FRANKENSTEIN: *starts to stand* DR FRANKENSTEIN: *pulls him back down* i think they mean me 744696
Reposted by wibbletronZach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Artists: but I don't want to lose my job. I love it. Mathematicians: but I don't want to lose my job. I love it. Economists: LONG HAVE I AWAITED THIS HOUR! DESTROY ME, EFFICIENCY, AND LET UTILIZATION-ADJUSTED TOTAL FACTOR PRODUCTIVITY RISE ON THE WIND OF MY ASHES! 1869881
Reposted by wibbletronJohn Bull @garius.bsky.social · 21/09/2026one of my proudest moments was being told by a former Gove staffer that he once angrily proclaimed: "I am NOT an eldritch horror!" in a team meeting, because of me. 2462297
Reposted by wibbletronAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Never underestimate the ridiculously high specific heat capacity of a toasted pitta bread. 141294
Reposted by wibbletron👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This picture of the Pope at his 40th birthday party is everything to me.x 65246604
Reposted by wibbletronmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My phone sends me a notification whenever there's an owl nearby. I don't remember asking it to do that and I don't know how to make it stop. I tried throwing my phone into a ravine but it just reappeared in my hand moments later. The owl notifications are growing more frequent 1136065
Reposted by wibbletronDmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 20/09/2026I don't think we disdain the center-right enough. First, they rode nativist populist tigers to power to get their tax cuts and deregulation; Then, they lost control of their own parties to those tigers; Now, they sit in lucrative jobs as columnists writing about how it's all the left's fault. 433127789
Reposted by wibbletronRob Manuel @robmanuel.b3ta.com · 21/09/2026I know writers aren't really stuck for ideas, they're more stuck for people to invest money in ideas, but on the off chance someone is listening, I think a slasher movie where the killer righteously targets twee users of English would have an audience and the title is right here 9465
Reposted by wibbletronIan Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Lots of talk of growth ahead of the Budget, as if it were a baroque puzzle. Our problem is basic. It's that we no longer support the things which facilitate growth: Europe, immigration, higher education, tax simplification, policy stability. These are all choices and could stop making them anytime. 591609422
Reposted by wibbletronMatt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 21/09/2026This graph explains all of UK (and much of global) politics over the last 20 years 45317
Reposted by wibbletronGlenn Moore @thenewsatglenn.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May 212425438
Reposted by wibbletronAnand Menon @anandmenon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026God I hate this 'people who create wealth' nonsense. Let's see how much wealth we have in a society without teachers, nurses etc...... 491141256
Reposted by wibbletronJim Pickard @pickardje.bsky.social · 18/09/2026my brilliant colleague @robertshrimsley.bsky.social on the threat from Elon Musk’s X platform www.ft.com/content/f270... 6428101169