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Y. Balloo

@whyballoo.bsky.social
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 1h
The US is literally being avoided like the plague.
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 8h
NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...
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People Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-All
Urine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine.
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haunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 1h
please do not accuse me of romanticizing my depression i am fetishizing it
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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 9h
today's hardware designers could never conceive of what Kazuo Kawasaki was doing in 1996
A colorful retro computer setup featuring a purple keyboard, a small teal touchpad, and a teal circular CD-ROM drive with a matching keypad-style controller resting on top. The hardware is arranged against a dark background in a vivid purple-and-turquoise color scheme.
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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 9h
It's only the middle of the week, but you'll manage it somehow! Do it for Stamp! Do it for Shinra! GO ALL OUT on BOW WOW WEDNESDAY!
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 2h
One thing that i don’t see people noting about the Cornell Sun’s reporting on the rape case is that everyone who decided to take the risk and made the core decisions about what would be published is a woman
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Y. Balloo @whyballoo.bsky.social · 3h
I don't get why Hegseth is anti beard. All this masculinity theater but beards are reviled because big war men should be baby smooth? It's "manly" for fighting boys to be smooth like their gun barrels? He wants to see platoons of super soft smooth boys in uniform?
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The Capybaron @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 5h
Just a bunch of weird insecure dumbasses making their personal insecurities and psychosexual hangups into the problem of *literally every other human on earth.*
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Air Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 9h
Norman Osborn hair syndrome
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evy kwong @evystadium.bsky.social · 5h
the site is thecornell7.org
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 8h
Those names are the people newho worked on the movie.
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Mr Too Damn Bueno 🎉 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 7h
I'm not listening to any pro-AI people on this or any other website because they all seem to suffer from a complete and total lack of hoes
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Toronto Man @fucklandlords.com · 9h
If a bagel can have everything so can you Queen
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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Despite my boastful claims, I’m not a big boy, I can’t handle it.
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Y. Balloo @whyballoo.bsky.social · 14h
Getting off the subway one stop farther from my destination is my way of micro dosing exercise
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 22h
The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 29/09/2026
PODCAST HOST: the blood from the crime scene was found to actually be from the murder victim PODCAST CO-HOST: wait… the murder victim… died? with blood PODCAST HOST: i know—i was thinking the same thing. but then i read in the report that they died from the blood not being in the body anymore
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Haley MacLean @haleyfax.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"OMG ARN'T WE A CUTE COMPANY LOOK AT OUR DOTS!!!" (ironically designed by a human no doubt so they can have copyright/assignability in their designs) Meanwhile also yesterday: "OpenAI also apologized on Monday for one of its AI agents going rogue and hacking an Australian government website."
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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Ana Diaz @pokachee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you are in a position where you can do anything at all about this, please, please advocate for women of color in media. There are so few women and nonbinary people period. Even less of them are non-white.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Stop telling women what to do. Stop telling us to do all of the work. Stop acting like you know more about our struggle than we do. Stand up for your fellow human being without any reward because that’s what we’re supposed to do. Ffs.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A man replied to this saying in earnest that women need to get organized and fight for our rights and men will follow. We did that. We do that. We mobilized the largest single day protest in global history on every continent and yet I have fewer rights than my mom did at my age.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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Second Great Bisexual Awakening @suesswassersee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One fun (?) thing about this conspiracy theory is that it's an in-road for anti-disability eugenics. Not that it's a surprise, anti-trans bullshit is the preeminent slippery slope of our society, but we're really seeing it in action
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Jessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know we’re all thinking about what happened at Cornell. But I also can’t stop thinking about Emma Sulkowicz and all the other young women forced to carry that weight. Read my column at the newsletter 💜
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
tis the season for the various subreddits to start getting the “my neighbor said my decorations scared their kids” posts and the decor is just a twelve foot skeleton, the werewolf animatronic from Home Depot, and some lights
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Adam @adamshap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
NYC’s congestion pricing program cut ambulance travel times by over a minute
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yeah, i know what’s going on that’s the problem
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Lindsey Boylan @lindseyboylan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This man is a monster. He seeks out women survivors because he hates them. And he hates them because he hates himself. He has harassed me and other women survivors many times over the years. It must end. He should never have a job anywhere.
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still a pistachio @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com · 29/09/2026
Under Shania Law they will utilize flock camera networks to find out whose bed your boots have been under
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Have You Punched A Nazi Today?™️
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Years ago, I was walking home late one night, and a drunk guy was harassing me - trying to get me to go home with him, pushy sex comments, etc. After a few mins, his mate turned to him and said, firmly but not aggressively, "MATE. leave her alone, yeah?" And he did. I think about him all the time.
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sexy sexy sexy people use alt text
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Rise and Resist @riseandresist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
⏰ Wednesday, September 30, Noon 🗽 New York City Hall Steps 📣 Rally to Tell Mamdani: Keep Campaign Commitments, Decarbonize NYC @mayor.nyc.gov
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How it started/how it’s going
Trevor Lee
@VoteTrevorLee
Thanks @nickshirleyy for hoodie.
We're cleaning up the fraud in UtahBREAKING: Utah state Rep. Trevor Lee has been charged with mortgage and communications fraud ksl.com/article/
516296... #utpol @KSLcom @KSL5TV
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Da Scary Rose @modernmodron.itch.io · 29/09/2026
now this is the good stuff
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's not even destroyed buildings and rubble it's just dust and ash
Cover of the Scottish national showing the genocide in Gaza (it's just complete annihilation)
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Kevin Weldon @kevweldon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hearing this in Tom Waits' voice
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How your email finds me:
Griffin Dunne, encased in the papier-mâché sculpture; his final humiliation in After Hours
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haunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Real
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Dr. Adeene Denton @spacewhalerider.com · 28/09/2026
Working on my Mars slides for class, which means it's time to bring back my favorite slide I've ever made:
The "we're so back/it's so over meme" that has been edited so the x-axis is time from 1960 through 2040. The plot oscillates semi-sinusoidally between positive (we're so back) and negative (it's so over). It's labeled Mars Exploration Timeline.

The start of the timeline is small oscillations close to zero. These are labeled: first Soviet attempts (note: none of the Soviet attempts worked but they sure tried). The steep positive peak next to it, we're back, is labeled Viking landers. Then a massive negative, it's so over, is labeled: everyone crashes in the 90s. Look up Mars exploration to learn more about this. Then an even larger positive spike, we're so back, is for Curiosity and the other Mars rovers.  Then a positive/negative combined spike is labeled Mars 2020 (for various reasons). Then a last negative, it's over (real) is labeled Mars Sample Return. This is accurate.
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strawberry garfield @bbburgerrr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Shipwreck
@shipwreck75.bsky.social
President Donald Trump will be addressing the nation tomorrow from the Oval Office at
2 pm ET.
7:58 PM • Sep 27, 2026
Everybody can reply
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
so not only did greene county sheriff’s deputies assist ICE in stealing dozens of our neighbors, they flagrantly violated the constitution by racially profiling drivers AND tried to cover that up by violating state law requiring them to accurately report their traffic stop data to the state?
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
*screaming along with Phil Collins*
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Post Punk-y Brewster @krismeana.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yes. Thank you. Slut shaming is rape culture.
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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bold of mike flanagan to give carrie a huge unwieldy boner
promo poster of Carrie showing a floating girl with her leg bent in such a way that an immature little bastard might call it a large erection
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