Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 6hFor some reason Don DeFore owned and operated a restaurant at early Disneyland. www.yesterland.com/silverbanjo.... 140
Reposted by Frankendarlingmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 7hdon't waste your life trying to pursue political or military greatness: way way more people in 2026 know who Ea-Nasir is than like, the guy who was the king of Ur when he was alive 321622
Reposted by FrankendarlingPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 9hThe “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo 15910110
Reposted by FrankendarlingJoey Politano🏳️🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 15hOfficial monthly data is in, and US solar power generation hit a new record high, up 21% compared to this time last year! 141048216
Reposted by FrankendarlingJonathan M. Katz @katz.theracket.news · 13hGetting ratioed on Musk’s site as a hard-right senator takes some real skill 371177119
Reposted by FrankendarlingJesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 14hPODCAST HOST: the blood from the crime scene was found to actually be from the murder victim PODCAST CO-HOST: wait… the murder victim… died? with blood PODCAST HOST: i know—i was thinking the same thing. but then i read in the report that they died from the blood not being in the body anymore 1158077
Reposted by FrankendarlingFormer Staffer: Institute of Price Stabilité @pabstblueronin.bsky.social · 14hIt's awesome that a core part of the Mickey Mouse crew is an Operation Paperclip guy 1233
Reposted by FrankendarlingStella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 16hReally need to internalize this one 438626
Reposted by FrankendarlingJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 16hi wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball 412283505
Reposted by Frankendarlingrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026think all straight people who discoursed at great and punishing length about a western mass lesbian bar should have to give equal airtime to this. it’s your own community this time! 102071407
Reposted by FrankendarlingVideo Game History Foundation @gamehistoryorg.bsky.social · 03/11/2025Still need more baseball? We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites. 8258882577
Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 18hDigger (2026): Four credited screenwriters, plus an additional person with a Story By credit. 160
Reposted by Frankendarlingdan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018 112024239
Reposted by FrankendarlingBree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 20hIf Third Way got there before you did, you should feel bad. 2724182
Reposted by FrankendarlingDa Scary Rose @modernmodron.itch.io · 29/09/2026now this is the good stuff 122202689
Reposted by FrankendarlingA K @aklingus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You can tell this asshole doesn’t know shit about real digging because record store owners would rather take a shotgun blast to the knee than tell you everything they know bsky.app/profile/hoov... 619518
Reposted by FrankendarlingThe Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026Taylor Swift Surpasses Geppetto The Incredible Waltzing Horse As Most-Awarded VMAs Artist theonion.com/taylor-swift-surpasses… 2796168
Reposted by FrankendarlingBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026[so tired I sound drunk] Gonna start a podcast where me and my friends review the seven Francis the Talking Mule movies 4412
Reposted by FrankendarlingRandBall’s Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026He looks like he’s trying to solve a murder in a town where candy grows on trees 462081196
Reposted by FrankendarlingΘΔ🏳️⚧️ the third strongest sylvi @silversoul164.bsky.social · 28/09/2026 3998398
Reposted by FrankendarlingGoh_billy @gohbilly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I can't seem to get past the first level in Super Mortal Kombat Bros. 2. Thank you again to my bro @blondetanamobay.bsky.social for helping me animate this. 314662
Reposted by Frankendarlingfancy waddle dee @fivepoisonskid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026George: She put Baldur’s Gate 3 on her “games that made me” 3x3! Jerry: So? You like that game. George: Don’t you see? It’s too new to have made her. I can’t be with a woman who doesn’t respect prompts. Kramer: Minnesota Fats Pool Legend, now that’s a game 101619471
Reposted by FrankendarlingA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from? 963593647
Reposted by FrankendarlingBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The only good videogame thing of the last decade is Bandai Namco hiring Brian Cox to recap Tekken lore 816822
Reposted by Frankendarlingʀʏᴀɴ ᴛʜᴏᴍᴀꜱ ʀɪᴅᴅʟᴇ 🇵🇭 🏳️🌈 @ryanthomasriddle.com · 29/09/2026When you’ve got to don your superhero identity and do heroism just to feel like you won an argument with your significant other… 0213
Reposted by FrankendarlingUser with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 29/09/2026An account with this avatar was just blocked. 09219
Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026There used to be a crappy karaoke place in Burbank that was owned by a creepy old dude who was practically mummified. While I didn’t care for the joint, I always told anyone who was looking for a celebrity sighting that Haskins was a regular there, always sang, and was glad to be recognized. 2202
Reposted by FrankendarlingJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026all the guys who made harambe jokes 10 years ago later experienced complete emotional breakdowns, became born-again evangelicals, and are now enthusiastic fans of the liberty biberty commercials 282061254
Reposted by FrankendarlingTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026When I do my final, perfect playthrough of Babe: The Tactical RPG 05011
Reposted by FrankendarlingKevin Weldon @kevweldon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Hearing this in Tom Waits' voice 02710
Reposted by Frankendarlinggwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 28/09/2026the two worst teams in MLB should play a game the day after the season ends just for the people who want more baseball. the people yearn for 2 pm Rockies - Angels 3449143
Reposted by FrankendarlingCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Caleb Williams looks like the Unabomber sketch 502219202
Reposted by FrankendarlingThe Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It's not even destroyed buildings and rubble it's just dust and ash 281676505
Reposted by Frankendarlingalt.tv.pink-opaque @maxrebosroadie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026we must never forget Bronco Henry 5152
Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Well, let me introduce you to my friends [holds up fists] Alex Mack and Clarissa Darling. 0161
Reposted by FrankendarlingPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026the thing about the "you're out of touch if you haven't heard this song" discourse is that radio has been dead for well over a decade. it's extremely normal to listen to a lot of music but still never hear the songs at the top of the charts. 1022957196
Reposted by FrankendarlingBlaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026via Tim Branin of Simpsons Bortposting® 332540
Reposted by FrankendarlingI Travel Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026This is why civic owned teams make so much sense imo, why should some rich guy get to define what are in every function public institutions. 538843
Reposted by FrankendarlingOlivia Hill @machineiv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026When you think the only black life that matters is the Black Parade. 2546
Reposted by FrankendarlingZak Ralph | @LoveWrestlingCA @smarkmouth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Of all the awful uses of generative ai this is one of the most quietly disgusting. These aren't tributes. They are snuff sympathy cards done by dopamine addicts groping themselves over the clout they can squeeze out of a tragedy. I'm furious when I see these. Can't imagine how their peers feel. 5364128
Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Am I Stinkier Or Are They Intentionally Making Deodorant Less Effective?: An Action News Special Report 1100
Reposted by FrankendarlingMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 28/09/2026"Plastic spatula was used to serve spaghetti, cherry pie, and hamburgers, with no cleaning or sanitizing between uses. Later observed same plastic spatula being used as weapon." buff.ly/QahTR38buff.lyHealth Inspector’s Notes from the Fisher-Price Kitchen in Miss Carol’s Preschool Classroom“Witnessed chefs frequently dropping food on floor, retrieving items with bare hands, and immediately serving food to customers.” reposted 7/13/23 0659
Reposted by FrankendarlingSiobhán @shibbi.me · 27/09/2026I just got done assigning genders to each of my body parts, and boy are my arms 111272310