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Frankendarling

@futurehasbeen.bsky.social
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Sometimes journalist, sometimes jokester, full time Angeleño. He/him

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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 6h
For some reason Don DeFore owned and operated a restaurant at early Disneyland. www.yesterland.com/silverbanjo....
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 6h
Bradley Whitford in "Get Out" saying he'd vote for Obama for a third term if he could
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 6h
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 6h
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 7h
don't waste your life trying to pursue political or military greatness: way way more people in 2026 know who Ea-Nasir is than like, the guy who was the king of Ur when he was alive
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 9h
The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 15h
Official monthly data is in, and US solar power generation hit a new record high, up 21% compared to this time last year!
a graph of US monthly solar generation
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Jonathan M. Katz @katz.theracket.news · 13h
Getting ratioed on Musk’s site as a hard-right senator takes some real skill
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Who knew Jack Smith was a Caitlin Clark fan?
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 14h
PODCAST HOST: the blood from the crime scene was found to actually be from the murder victim PODCAST CO-HOST: wait… the murder victim… died? with blood PODCAST HOST: i know—i was thinking the same thing. but then i read in the report that they died from the blood not being in the body anymore
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Former Staffer: Institute of Price Stabilité @pabstblueronin.bsky.social · 14h
It's awesome that a core part of the Mickey Mouse crew is an Operation Paperclip guy
Ludwig Von Drake- a Disney duck rocket scientist with a german accent who is literally based on Werner von Braum
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J.D. Connor @jdconnor.bsky.social · 14h
Queue is now Tudum
Queue is now Tudum
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 16h
Really need to internalize this one
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 16h
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
think all straight people who discoursed at great and punishing length about a western mass lesbian bar should have to give equal airtime to this. it’s your own community this time!
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Video Game History Foundation @gamehistoryorg.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Still need more baseball? We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 18h
Digger (2026): Four credited screenwriters, plus an additional person with a Story By credit.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026
claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 20h
If Third Way got there before you did, you should feel bad.
The "Jason Figured it Out" meme except instead of Jason, it's Third Way
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Da Scary Rose @modernmodron.itch.io · 29/09/2026
now this is the good stuff
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A K @aklingus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You can tell this asshole doesn’t know shit about real digging because record store owners would rather take a shotgun blast to the knee than tell you everything they know bsky.app/profile/hoov...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
Taylor Swift Surpasses Geppetto The Incredible Waltzing Horse As Most-Awarded VMAs Artist theonion.com/taylor-swift-surpasses…
Taylor Swift Surpasses Geppetto The Incredible Waltzing Horse As Most-Awarded VMAs Artist
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[so tired I sound drunk] Gonna start a podcast where me and my friends review the seven Francis the Talking Mule movies
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RandBall’s Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He looks like he’s trying to solve a murder in a town where candy grows on trees
Det. Kelce, Homicide.
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ΘΔ🏳️‍⚧️ the third strongest sylvi @silversoul164.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Goh_billy @gohbilly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I can't seem to get past the first level in Super Mortal Kombat Bros. 2. Thank you again to my bro @blondetanamobay.bsky.social for helping me animate this.
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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fancy waddle dee @fivepoisonskid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
George: She put Baldur’s Gate 3 on her “games that made me” 3x3! Jerry: So? You like that game. George: Don’t you see? It’s too new to have made her. I can’t be with a woman who doesn’t respect prompts. Kramer: Minnesota Fats Pool Legend, now that’s a game
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The only good videogame thing of the last decade is Bandai Namco hiring Brian Cox to recap Tekken lore
Brian Cox saying Heihachi threw
Kazuya off this cliff...
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ʀʏᴀɴ ᴛʜᴏᴍᴀꜱ ʀɪᴅᴅʟᴇ 🇵🇭 🏳️‍🌈 @ryanthomasriddle.com · 29/09/2026
When you’ve got to don your superhero identity and do heroism just to feel like you won an argument with your significant other…
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There used to be a crappy karaoke place in Burbank that was owned by a creepy old dude who was practically mummified. While I didn’t care for the joint, I always told anyone who was looking for a celebrity sighting that Haskins was a regular there, always sang, and was glad to be recognized.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
all the guys who made harambe jokes 10 years ago later experienced complete emotional breakdowns, became born-again evangelicals, and are now enthusiastic fans of the liberty biberty commercials
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How your email finds me:
Griffin Dunne, encased in the papier-mâché sculpture; his final humiliation in After Hours
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When I do my final, perfect playthrough of Babe: The Tactical RPG
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Kevin Weldon @kevweldon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hearing this in Tom Waits' voice
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the two worst teams in MLB should play a game the day after the season ends just for the people who want more baseball. the people yearn for 2 pm Rockies - Angels
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Caleb Williams looks like the Unabomber sketch
Hoodie and mirrored sunglasses with a mustache
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's not even destroyed buildings and rubble it's just dust and ash
Cover of the Scottish national showing the genocide in Gaza (it's just complete annihilation)
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alt.tv.pink-opaque @maxrebosroadie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
we must never forget Bronco Henry
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well, let me introduce you to my friends [holds up fists] Alex Mack and Clarissa Darling.
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 28/09/2026
nathan feilder asks theranos "you're a real PNG right" and she says "Why would I deceive you" and she's on a transparent background but this a JPG, so obviously she's lying
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the thing about the "you're out of touch if you haven't heard this song" discourse is that radio has been dead for well over a decade. it's extremely normal to listen to a lot of music but still never hear the songs at the top of the charts.
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
via Tim Branin of Simpsons Bortposting®
The 'They don't know' guy in a corner at a party meme. But everyone has been drawn over to look like The Simpson Family.

Ned is in the corner w/ his Apple Hat from the scene when he's explaining cider to Homer.

Next to him reads "They don't know Adirondack cider can be yellow if you're using late-season apples."

Homer's brain is also seen floating away as it is in the scene.
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I Travel Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
This is why civic owned teams make so much sense imo, why should some rich guy get to define what are in every function public institutions.
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Olivia Hill @machineiv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When you think the only black life that matters is the Black Parade.
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Zak Ralph | @LoveWrestlingCA @smarkmouth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Of all the awful uses of generative ai this is one of the most quietly disgusting. These aren't tributes. They are snuff sympathy cards done by dopamine addicts groping themselves over the clout they can squeeze out of a tragedy. I'm furious when I see these. Can't imagine how their peers feel.
@dramakingmatt on Instagram.

"Please do not make AI images of our friends and colleagues "in heaven"

Not only does AI suck in general but it's insulting and unnerving to see"
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Am I Stinkier Or Are They Intentionally Making Deodorant Less Effective?: An Action News Special Report
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 28/09/2026
"Plastic spatula was used to serve spaghetti, cherry pie, and hamburgers, with no cleaning or sanitizing between uses. Later observed same plastic spatula being used as weapon." buff.ly/QahTR38
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Health Inspector’s Notes from the Fisher-Price Kitchen in Miss Carol’s Preschool Classroom
“Witnessed chefs frequently dropping food on floor, retrieving items with bare hands, and immediately serving food to customers.” reposted 7/13/23
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Siobhán @shibbi.me · 27/09/2026
I just got done assigning genders to each of my body parts, and boy are my arms
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