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✨🌯 jamie

@glitterburrito.bsky.social
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the lovechild of Dolly & Elvira actor who writes & podcasts roll tide linktr.ee/glitterburrito

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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 23h
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 5h
my uber driver said I smelled good 🆘
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 5h
making a wish on a new year
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 6h
adderall xr had me doing chores on my birthday
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 10h
unfortunately for the rest of my muscles just going to the gym and doing 2-3 sets of all my favorite exercises is still the best workout
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 11h
new Tina Snow
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 13h
tis the season for the various subreddits to start getting the “my neighbor said my decorations scared their kids” posts and the decor is just a twelve foot skeleton, the werewolf animatronic from Home Depot, and some lights
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Sherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 16h
NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.
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Kay Coghill, PhD. @drkalyncoghill.blacksky.team · 16h
HAPPY NATIONAL COFFEE DAY!

2 black coffees 3 cigarettes and no breakfast
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 16h
my YouTube is stuck on opening to the Megan Thee Stallion interview by Michelle Obama no matter what I watched last and I’m kinda ok with it
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have written the finest lede of my career channel-6.ghost.io/the-2026-top...
Eat shit, America: here's Iowa football
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love marinating in my skincare while watching my niche YouTube video of the night
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
pre-birthday shenans with @yellowfund.bsky.social
Jamie and other’s hands cheering with drinks
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
so I can’t post outfit pics where I’m fully clothed… but a guy on Patreon can have an illustration of a smothering kink with a woman’s breasts. right, right.
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Austin L. Ray @austinlouisray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Holy. Shit. Y'all. Got a lovely weekend boost to end this thing. Our second-highest total ever! Thanks to the local businesses who generously donated giveaways. Thanks to the posters furiously spreading the word. Thanks to the 300+ donors that reliably show up year after year. Thanks. To. YOU.
this money is going to relieve more than THREE MILLION DOLLARS in medical debt around the ATL metro, hell yeah
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
every day we get pelted with beauty and tragedy like a mix of confetti and moldy crumbs and we spend the rest of our lives choosing how to clean it off
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was already emotional yesterday, then I finished SO THIRSTY by @rachelharrison.bsky.social on my red eye flight home. Then this paragraph broke me; it’s me and @charizardlotte.bsky.social
She's not just my best friend. She's my youth. She knew me when I was young the purest, truest version of myself, before

life got in the way. Before I knew about things like property taxes and deductibles and inflation, about the slow drain of or-

dinary days and the quick disappearance of ordinary years, about

how men I'd never meet, with beliefs I don't share, could make

decisions about what I can and can't do with my body. Before 1

gave in to doing what I had to and never what I wanted. Before

all the choices that got me so far from the path I'd dreamt of. Be-

fore dreams became impractical.

She holds the best of me, and I think I hold the best of her.
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
too many of yall posting your pets with melancholy music on IG with a mint captions you gotta stop making me think they died already
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
first 💃🏻uggs 💃🏻day 💃🏻of 💃🏻the szn 🩰
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Too Tired of bullsh*t to be clever 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🫶🏿 @znerd49.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Deb @sailebed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Update: abcnews.com/US/district-...
abcnews.com
District attorney reopens case of alleged Cornell University 'gang rape'
Prosecutors in central New York say they are reopening the case of alleged gang rape at a Cornell University fraternity.
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
7pm on a Sunday when you don’t take your adderall
Why does God allow Pain and Suffering?
5 reasons
God allows pain in
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your life
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Less than 48hrs til J Day Wouldn’t it be soooo funny to buy everything on the YHF wishlist www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
amazon.com
Check out my list on Amazon
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WHEN - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEN MADE OF WHEED AND BLUNT'S , "DYSTOPIA IS SO SCARY, IMAGINE IF WE LIVED IN A WORLD WHERE YOU WERE CONSTANTLY INTERRUPTED BY A GADGET YOURE AFRAID TO LOSE, AND YOU CAN STILL GET PIMPLES IN YOUR 30S AND 40S, THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO STOP, WHEN DO PIMPLES STOP " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
delta vs a nor’easter vs my anxiety
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Less than 48hrs til J Day Wouldn’t it be soooo funny to buy everything on the YHF wishlist www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
amazon.com
Check out my list on Amazon
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
sunday with AG
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
having a very French fall (coffee for breakfast, all my outfits have some lace to them, sitting at cafes to kill time, wine with dinner 6 of the last 8 nights, dalliances that blend the platonic and romantic effortlessly and comfortably)
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
on that demon time
satyr
you are wild and lively
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
can’t believe I missed the crossover of college football and blood magic on the full moon
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
we still have a whole quarter and a half of Ga Tech - Stanford
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
god bless Sam and David who just saved me from a MGM sports betting dude USC alum who walked up to them and said “is this your girlfriend?”
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Rammer Jammer
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That’s a TD argue with your reflection
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Shane Beamer looks like he perpetually has the Snapchat baby filter on
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
whoever hurt our player may you never feel comfortable in your shoes and bed again
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Beamer Ball, baby
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SamVeal.mp4 @samvealyall.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Have you ever seen God throw Mankind through the cage at Hell in a Cell”
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
PHEW
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
POETIC JUSTICE PUT IT IN A SONG
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
UGA fan at bar: “oh so how did you become a bama fan??” Guy friends with me: 😬😬😬😬 Me: “…. I have a degree from there.”
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s not even half time lol
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yoink!
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
one thing i'm trying to work on is not assuming someone is being condescending but when the gut feeling cultivated by my lived experience is there it unlocks the rage i've been battling since i was born 🙂
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The Herd House @theherdhouse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Justin Furstenfeld. Living for the right now.
Justin is a tiny black tripod Chihuahua with a black leather collar. He is named after the lead singer from the band Blue October. Living for the right now is a song lyric from HOME. 
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
go dor it, vols
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i love that Muschamp always looks like he’s about to talk to me about accountability partners in youth group
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTyhSMFeJ/
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
fyi the full moon reaches its peak over the east coast at 12:49pm (not am) 🏈🌕
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