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zappa-szep @zappaszep.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
the weird thing is she has nothing to be embarrassed about today
leilani, shorthair calico, with her face buried between her forepaws
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 14h
i hope this is how she filed
Mia Goth enthusiastically brandishing a gun in Infinity PoolMia Goth wildly shooting a gun in Infinity Pool
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🎃 Ballooween 🎃 @whyballoo.bsky.social · 15h
Oh no, Dr. Frankenstein is my dad, you can just call me Frankenstein.
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Nick Pinto @nickpinto.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sorry, lengthy 🧵: @hellgatenyc.com is a small but important experiment in building journalism infrastructure that is resilient to the polycrisis gutting news media (and the civil society and democracyfor which a healthy independent free press is a prerequisite). We just issued our annual report:
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Hell Gate 2026 Annual Report
As Hell Gate roars into its fifth year, let's take a minute to talk about how things are going.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 17h
just-an-idiotic-nerd on tumblr: "Cave Johnson here. We've invented a hand sanitizer that kills 111.11% of bacteria. The boys in the lab still don't know what the hell those other things were or where they came from, but they're dead now and that's what matters."
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bog facts @basketghoul.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
jesus christ bogs are crazy
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 17h
Jack from 30 Rock saying “that’s Republican, we count those”
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 20h
Episode two of Who Prose There? pod streaming *everywhere* now! We discuss frogspawn, bad friends and the price of avocados 🥑 linktr.ee/whoprosethere
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The really good book review.
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it may not be his origin story but “nobody liked my art” is such a common denominator among world-historic assholes
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 06/10/2026
im sorry that i smiled at you in public. no i wasn’t checking you out i was just laughing at my own joke i posted to the internet
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Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The fact AI is fueling his “social obligation” of fantasy football is a gender studies paper waiting to happen.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Everything reminds me of him
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🎃 Ballooween 🎃 @whyballoo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've read too much Fitzgerald because I described the apartment I'm moving to as "on the East side but neither the fashionable nor the austere areas of it."
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
at my last job the company had an ex-FBI head of security who would follow up on any death threats and usually reassured me with something like “we looked into the guy and he doesn’t travel outside a 50-mile radius of his small Texas town.” whether that could be part of the issue, who’s to say
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
very tired of being told it is the responsibility of urban democratic voters never to risk possibly maybe by chance seeming less than respectful of rural red state life and then watching thousands in nebraska cheer on the president joking about a nuclear strike on me and millions of my neighbors
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Even if being a putschist wasn't itself a bad thing, like 12 of them are convicted child molesters
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#VeenTeam Day 1 @rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this is completely wrong. we (the greeks) invented gyms so dudes could hang around naked
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ceej @ceej.online · 06/10/2026
Interesting. I guess the New York Times thinks it’s appropriate for their employees to threaten to bonk me on the head and play horseshoes with my prominent goose egg. To fill my mouth with piano keys that fall out while tweety birds circle around my noggin. To turn my head into a giant whistle,
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What to do if your friend is sad
1) DRESS THEM
IN A COOL
JACKET
2) REMOVE THEM FROM THE PERSON OR LOCATION THAT IS MAKING THEM SAD
3) LOWER
THEM
SLOWLY
INTO THE PIT
"farewell"
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@catnipocalypse

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
just another day
Mossy grass in early evening shadow. It is surrounded by hedgerow which meets in tall trees on the horizon. The sky is light blue with wisps of clouds. The setting sun has left behind traces of red and pink.
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🎃 Ballooween 🎃 @whyballoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The other possibility is that they're retracting all the way up past his wrist into his forearms which means his forearm muscles are squeezing them out like toothpaste whenever he's ready to rumble
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🎃 Ballooween 🎃 @whyballoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wait but how long can Wolverine's claws possibly be if he's going to be able to bend his wrists while they're retracted
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
PEDOPHILE
DOWN!
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My man looks like he's prosecuting Nandor before the Vampiric Council
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Jay Kuo @nycjayjay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is a community note for the ages.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Professor Frink saying this
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Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Big natural harbingers of doom.
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🎃 Ballooween 🎃 @whyballoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The T-Rex waking up in the canyon after the rock slidein The Land Before Time
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🎃 Ballooween 🎃 @whyballoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I hope they play the best song from the worst Batman movie
Barclays stage with the smashing pumpkins in lights
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🎃 Ballooween 🎃 @whyballoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fuck yeah, you go Lil Guy, mist me tf up
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🎃 Ballooween 🎃 @whyballoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm seeing Smashing Pumpkins tonight, a decision I made approximately 4 hours ago
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🎃 Ballooween 🎃 @whyballoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Love entering a venue and seeing a smoke machine just belching out a fuck ton of mist because that means the light show is about to go crazy
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In my darkest moments I do sometimes wonder if major industrialized states are just ungovernable
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Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Extremely grateful for these two grocery store ladies recreating Prodigy’s Firestarter
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Meditation isn’t enough, I need to be swaddled by a Buddhist monk in a clifftop temple at dusk
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes, computers do everything at our company but don't worry, there's always a human reviewer. Nothing goes out the door without one of our highly trained shruggers briefly glancing at it and clicking Approve
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
also just a note that a book doesn't have to be specifically listed by name to be effectively a banned book--if entire school and library systems are banning, say, every book for kids and teens that has trans characters in it, that's a banned book!
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🎃 Ballooween 🎃 @whyballoo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why do scuba divers fall backwards over the edge of the boat? Because if they fell forward they'd still be in the boat.
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🎃 Ballooween 🎃 @whyballoo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Looking ahead to what upcoming Japanese lessons are on Duolingo and I'm cackling that complaining about a bad date is considered an elementary level unit because you know what yes, of course it is
Duolingo screenshot of Section 3, Unit 19 Japanese course: Share Disappointment with a date
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I messaged you from inside the cursed amulet in your dead grandmother’s jewellery box, please respond
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Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026
As long as it’s not lead-based paint, eat all you want
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