Reposted by 🎃 Ballooween 🎃zappa-szep @zappaszep.bsky.social · 25/08/2026the weird thing is she has nothing to be embarrassed about today 4739
Reposted by 🎃 Ballooween 🎃the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 14hi hope this is how she filed 1041443
🎃 Ballooween 🎃 @whyballoo.bsky.social · 15hOh no, Dr. Frankenstein is my dad, you can just call me Frankenstein. 010
Reposted by 🎃 Ballooween 🎃Nick Pinto @nickpinto.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Sorry, lengthy 🧵: @hellgatenyc.com is a small but important experiment in building journalism infrastructure that is resilient to the polycrisis gutting news media (and the civil society and democracyfor which a healthy independent free press is a prerequisite). We just issued our annual report:hellgatenyc.comHell Gate 2026 Annual ReportAs Hell Gate roars into its fifth year, let's take a minute to talk about how things are going. 12311
Reposted by 🎃 Ballooween 🎃Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 17h 118843
Reposted by 🎃 Ballooween 🎃bog facts @basketghoul.bsky.social · 07/10/2026jesus christ bogs are crazy 191
Reposted by 🎃 Ballooween 🎃𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 20hEpisode two of Who Prose There? pod streaming *everywhere* now! We discuss frogspawn, bad friends and the price of avocados 🥑 linktr.ee/whoprosetherelinktr.eeWho Prose There Official: Instagram | LinktreeThe really good book review. 084
Reposted by 🎃 Ballooween 🎃bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026it may not be his origin story but “nobody liked my art” is such a common denominator among world-historic assholes 753265680
Reposted by 🎃 Ballooween 🎃al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 06/10/2026im sorry that i smiled at you in public. no i wasn’t checking you out i was just laughing at my own joke i posted to the internet 210222
Reposted by 🎃 Ballooween 🎃 Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The fact AI is fueling his “social obligation” of fantasy football is a gender studies paper waiting to happen. 0173
Reposted by 🎃 Ballooween 🎃Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager 214103991649
Reposted by 🎃 Ballooween 🎃𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Everything reminds me of him 0213
🎃 Ballooween 🎃 @whyballoo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I've read too much Fitzgerald because I described the apartment I'm moving to as "on the East side but neither the fashionable nor the austere areas of it." 050
Reposted by 🎃 Ballooween 🎃the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026at my last job the company had an ex-FBI head of security who would follow up on any death threats and usually reassured me with something like “we looked into the guy and he doesn’t travel outside a 50-mile radius of his small Texas town.” whether that could be part of the issue, who’s to say 553155
Reposted by 🎃 Ballooween 🎃geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 06/10/2026very tired of being told it is the responsibility of urban democratic voters never to risk possibly maybe by chance seeming less than respectful of rural red state life and then watching thousands in nebraska cheer on the president joking about a nuclear strike on me and millions of my neighbors 734088816
Reposted by 🎃 Ballooween 🎃Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Even if being a putschist wasn't itself a bad thing, like 12 of them are convicted child molesters 011317
Reposted by 🎃 Ballooween 🎃Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026this is completely wrong. we (the greeks) invented gyms so dudes could hang around naked 668239
Reposted by 🎃 Ballooween 🎃ceej @ceej.online · 06/10/2026Interesting. I guess the New York Times thinks it’s appropriate for their employees to threaten to bonk me on the head and play horseshoes with my prominent goose egg. To fill my mouth with piano keys that fall out while tweety birds circle around my noggin. To turn my head into a giant whistle, 878952
Reposted by 🎃 Ballooween 🎃𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 05/10/2026just another day 512727
🎃 Ballooween 🎃 @whyballoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The other possibility is that they're retracting all the way up past his wrist into his forearms which means his forearm muscles are squeezing them out like toothpaste whenever he's ready to rumble 020
🎃 Ballooween 🎃 @whyballoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Wait but how long can Wolverine's claws possibly be if he's going to be able to bend his wrists while they're retracted 110
Reposted by 🎃 Ballooween 🎃Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My man looks like he's prosecuting Nandor before the Vampiric Council 92799
Reposted by 🎃 Ballooween 🎃Jay Kuo @nycjayjay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This is a community note for the ages. 6659001173
Reposted by 🎃 Ballooween 🎃Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 30/12/2024Big natural harbingers of doom. 13536163
🎃 Ballooween 🎃 @whyballoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The T-Rex waking up in the canyon after the rock slidein The Land Before Time 031
🎃 Ballooween 🎃 @whyballoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I hope they play the best song from the worst Batman movie 000
🎃 Ballooween 🎃 @whyballoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I'm seeing Smashing Pumpkins tonight, a decision I made approximately 4 hours ago 100
🎃 Ballooween 🎃 @whyballoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Love entering a venue and seeing a smoke machine just belching out a fuck ton of mist because that means the light show is about to go crazy 110
Reposted by 🎃 Ballooween 🎃ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026In my darkest moments I do sometimes wonder if major industrialized states are just ungovernable 3463
Reposted by 🎃 Ballooween 🎃Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Extremely grateful for these two grocery store ladies recreating Prodigy’s Firestarter 472586823
Reposted by 🎃 Ballooween 🎃𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Meditation isn’t enough, I need to be swaddled by a Buddhist monk in a clifftop temple at dusk 24716
Reposted by 🎃 Ballooween 🎃Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Yes, computers do everything at our company but don't worry, there's always a human reviewer. Nothing goes out the door without one of our highly trained shruggers briefly glancing at it and clicking Approve 405103696
Reposted by 🎃 Ballooween 🎃Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 04/10/2026also just a note that a book doesn't have to be specifically listed by name to be effectively a banned book--if entire school and library systems are banning, say, every book for kids and teens that has trans characters in it, that's a banned book! 310424
🎃 Ballooween 🎃 @whyballoo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Why do scuba divers fall backwards over the edge of the boat? Because if they fell forward they'd still be in the boat. 093
🎃 Ballooween 🎃 @whyballoo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Looking ahead to what upcoming Japanese lessons are on Duolingo and I'm cackling that complaining about a bad date is considered an elementary level unit because you know what yes, of course it is 000
Reposted by 🎃 Ballooween 🎃𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I messaged you from inside the cursed amulet in your dead grandmother’s jewellery box, please respond 217358
Reposted by 🎃 Ballooween 🎃Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026As long as it’s not lead-based paint, eat all you want 065