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@streetlightlily.horntforgood.com
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still a pistachio @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com · 21m
My head has hurt for the last three days so if we could hurry on through this seasonal transition I would be ever so grateful
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still a pistachio @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com · 54m
Shout out to the cat for waiting until right after the braves lost in extras to throw up
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 3h
i am 100% serious, i think cities should start building infrastructure to accommodate year-round use of e-scooters and bikes
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still a pistachio @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com · 7h
Oh that stadium is going to be empty empty next week
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/06/2025
Real Estate: Close To Transportation
This 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath home is conveniently located on a bustling stretch of tarmac at LaGuardia Airport.

Reference #257977
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 9h
This is embarrassing
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 10h
Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him.
From DISCVR blog's Facebook page, a momma bear & a yearling cub on her back in the shallow water.  I think the background has been swapped out, and I can't rule out some AI use there?  God, Facebook has become the social media for AI slop : (

The title of the article, which I link below, is "How Bear 89 earned the name Backpack"
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still a pistachio @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com · 19h
Let’s fight
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Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
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still a pistachio @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com · 20h
Of course two 450+ page books on my hold list are available at the same time. Bye week couldn’t have come at a better time
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still a pistachio @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com · 23h
Radiatori “mac “ and cheese with crispy prosciutto
Radiatori “mac “ and cheese with crispy prosciutto in a bowl on a countertop
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ONE OF THE NEAT THINGS ABOUT THE SHADOWS IS IF YOU HAVENT SEEN THE BALL IN SIX MONTHS YOURE JUST PULLING THE TRIGGER AND PRAYING LIKE DICK CHENEY ON A HUNTING TRIP BUDDY
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jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Men are coming up to me big strong sexually attractive muscular men with tears in their eyes and saying to me “THE BRAVES”
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still a pistachio @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com · 29/09/2026
TELL EM ABOUT IT HARRY
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still a pistachio @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com · 29/09/2026
Ronald saying “Ozzie. I love him.”
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Austin Riley’s (d)Rakes™️ @rileysrakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
LEAVE HA SEONG KIM ALONE
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Woman Crying: Leave Her Alone Meme
ALT: Woman Crying: Leave Her Alone Meme
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still a pistachio @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com · 29/09/2026
Like I said, stupid
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still a pistachio @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com · 29/09/2026
God that last reskeet got a legit cackle from me I need to catch my breath
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NBABeau @nbabeau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“That charge is OFFENSIVE” - Jack Smith
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still a pistachio @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com · 29/09/2026
Oh it’s going to be stupid. Of course it’s going to be stupid.
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still a pistachio @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com · 29/09/2026
Are youuuuu readyyyyyy for Playoff Baseball Anxiety
A brunette woman in an Atlanta Braves sweatshirt
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still a pistachio @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com · 29/09/2026
Recently started Palm Royale and it is way better than what I was expecting. Like I expected it to be good in the general sense but it is excessively my shit on top of being great
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still a pistachio @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com · 29/09/2026
It feels too early in the day to post playoff lewds this schedule is garbage
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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 29/09/2026
Hey hot take but I actually don’t give a fuck if expelling a rapist from school “ruins his future”
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still a pistachio @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com · 29/09/2026
Feeling real bad about this election ngl
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 29/09/2026
First a new cat and now new pengwings??? I fear I gotta hand it to scientists.
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Ani King (they/them) @aniking.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NG, rising use of AI-driven AI checkers makes me want to never submit another story online ever again; I don’t want ANY of my work fed into ANY of the tools used to check because they are the same tech used to create the problem in the first place. No solution here, just frustration.
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still a pistachio @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com · 29/09/2026
Under Shania Law they will utilize flock camera networks to find out whose bed your boots have been under
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 29/09/2026
The polls consistently say that Keisha Lance Bottoms is running roughly 8-10 points behind Jon Ossoff and that is Not Good for Georgia Democrats
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still a pistachio @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com · 29/09/2026
A little beans au poivre with roasted broccoli and garlic bread
A white millennial low bowl with beans au poivre, roasted broccoli and garlic bread on a granite countertop
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Christina Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You’re telling me I had to listen to people moan about a Taylor Swift Encore album (that could be streamed for free) … the same weekend as a Marvel “encore” movie in the damn theaters? Does Marvel abuse their poor fanbase or is it only abuse when it’s a mostly female fanbase buying things it wants?
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Yuki Cinqnoda @cinquinho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a poster for the animated Harley Quinn show on HBO Max

Harley and Ivy are riding a phallic rocket as Clayface and King Shark hang on to the rocket's spherical appendages
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Austin L. Ray @austinlouisray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Holy. Shit. Y'all. Got a lovely weekend boost to end this thing. Our second-highest total ever! Thanks to the local businesses who generously donated giveaways. Thanks to the posters furiously spreading the word. Thanks to the 300+ donors that reliably show up year after year. Thanks. To. YOU.
this money is going to relieve more than THREE MILLION DOLLARS in medical debt around the ATL metro, hell yeah
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still a pistachio @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com · 28/09/2026
Jay Feely is still alive?
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still a pistachio @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com · 28/09/2026
I’m glad the NWSL team actually took the phoenix imagery
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still a pistachio @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com · 28/09/2026
Did not think of how much of my day would now be dedicated to holding this treat for him when I bought it
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Róisín 🏳️‍⚧️ @roisin.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you're getting deja vu seeing this shit, it's because they're just running back the same hit pieces they've done against trans people with neurodivergent people.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 27/09/2026
POISON HIM!!!!
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still a pistachio @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com · 27/09/2026
It turns out that bingeing season two of interview with the vampire will make you want to run off to Paris
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still a pistachio @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com · 27/09/2026
I think this is the first time I’ve had McDonald’s since Paris and I gotta say it is not as cool here
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still a pistachio @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com · 27/09/2026
Volleyball school
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still a pistachio @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com · 18/08/2025
Just constantly window shopping in stores that I don’t belong in
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Chuck🏳️‍🌈 @mooney039.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Braves afternoon playoff games during the week
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Sid The Sloth They Do This Every Year
ALT: Sid The Sloth They Do This Every Year
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still a pistachio @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com · 27/09/2026
Heyyyy if you’re planning something for a group and you realize it’s all couples except for one person maybe give them a heads up
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still a pistachio @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com · 27/09/2026
Maybe by the time my phone is charged I won’t feel like this
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still a pistachio @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com · 27/09/2026
Emily get ready and go to this stupid thing and be in a bad mood offline instead
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still a pistachio @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com · 27/09/2026
“Yes I’ve heard it but I didn’t know what it was called” ok so the point stands that you are aware of the song what are you gaining from acting like it’s alien to you
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still a pistachio @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com · 27/09/2026
Like of course Bluesky is proud it doesn’t know the popular music we are on here bc we left the popular places idk why I’m participating other than it keeps me from talking about my shitdick football team
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still a pistachio @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com · 27/09/2026
I just think everybody is once again using discourse as a replacement for treating their god damn anxiety
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