Reposted by WetTosteArlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 09/06/2026it’s cool, I don’t even like “good things” anyway 1201
Reposted by WetTosteSkip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 16/05/2026having hot dogs later! 2033147
Reposted by WetTosteULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Happy Mother's Day 4774201663
Reposted by WetTosteBrosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Incompetent Assassin is the name of my jazz fusion group’s third studio album 34211
Reposted by WetTosteMatt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 26/04/2026if it wasn't successful I don't want to hear about it. I thought these people were against participation trophies. 071
Reposted by WetToste🎃 It’s the Mid Pumpkin, Emily 🎃 @lefttheprairie.bsky.social · 26/04/2026I’m at the combination Comedy Central Roast of Adolf Hitler / Reichstag Fire 2750991096
Reposted by WetTosteSteve E. Tricks @refreshingtime.bsky.social · 26/04/2026sorry but i know a ratings ploy when i see one 261
WetToste @wettoste.bsky.social · 26/04/2026I feel like this is the only reason he showed up there in the first place... no way he was going to sit through the whole thing 000
WetToste @wettoste.bsky.social · 13/04/2026I miss when my attention was not needed for every matter 000
WetToste @wettoste.bsky.social · 09/04/2026my stomach has been hurting ever since I read that article about stomach cancer 000
WetToste @wettoste.bsky.social · 09/04/2026youtube.comThe Mob Goes Wild (2025 Remaster)YouTube video by Clutch - Topic 010
WetToste @wettoste.bsky.social · 08/04/2026we're just two weeks away from the next mysterious stock market dump. 000
Reposted by WetToste-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 07/04/2026"I can not believe America has becom--" bitch, we have Andrew Jackson on our money. our default money. the only money the bank robot knows how to hand out. 846921167
Reposted by WetTosteThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Nothing bad can happen it can only good happen 1493
Reposted by WetTosteKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/04/2026Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work. 1824323710793
Reposted by WetToste“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Really hard to work the spreadsheet today 1221
Reposted by WetTosteSteve E. Tricks @refreshingtime.bsky.social · 07/04/2026congress is currently taking a paid vacation 1143
Reposted by WetTostesweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026speak loudly and carry a small dick 810622
Reposted by WetTosteDisco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 05/04/2026That we continue to persist at all is a testament to our faith in one another. 0249118
Reposted by WetTostesoup_ @estroclysm.neocities.org · 05/04/2026so like... whats non-electronic dance music? polka? 6121
WetToste @wettoste.bsky.social · 05/04/2026youtube.comBRIDGE CITY SINNERS - "Ashes" - BRIDGE CITY SESSIONSYouTube video by Bridge City Sessions 010
Reposted by WetTostethey/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Is anyone happy? Does anyone want this? Just checking. 1368
Reposted by WetTosteBrosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 03/04/2026My wife dislocates her hip while lifting free weights to stay in shape for me, what has your wife done lately 0132
WetToste @wettoste.bsky.social · 02/04/2026so wait are we winding down or gearing up? Trying to decide which hat to wear for which occasion 000
Reposted by WetTostelauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/04/2026ok we gave one to the moon worshippers, that'll keep them happy and off our backs for a few years. now let's get a LET'S GO SUN chant going 2943422
Reposted by WetToste2tacopequeño @2tacopequeno.bsky.social · 01/04/2026This was my fit in middle school 061
Reposted by WetToste-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 01/04/2026"i don't know, boss. losing a naval war to a country without a navy seems pretty bad" 219339
Reposted by WetToste🎃Pumpkin Bigfoot🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 31/03/2026oh there's rats in your walls? coyotes in your neighborhood? bed bugs in your sheets? quit bragging. wish i had free pets 0102
WetToste @wettoste.bsky.social · 31/03/2026it'd be pretty funny if the next time the dow hits 50k is the day after trump dies 000
Reposted by WetTostePizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 31/03/2026I don't want to tell The Pope how to do his job, but I have seen every Veggietales straight to DVD movie. 0104
Reposted by WetTostegeekysteven @geekysteven.com · 30/03/2026your grandparents voting for reagan 119155302925
WetToste @wettoste.bsky.social · 31/03/2026thanks for signing up to die for the US, but abuela is coming with us 000
Reposted by WetTosteJooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Dear valued customer: Due to the chaotic financial markets, I can no longer provide dirty deeds done dirt cheap 18022
Reposted by WetTosteBarred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 28/03/2026Y'know what, I'm still with it "War don't sex" that's right brother, peace fucks 494308926
Reposted by WetTosteSiege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 29/05/2025The difference between cucumbers and pickles is jarring. 7351251509
WetToste @wettoste.bsky.social · 27/03/2026he'd be less sleepy if he wasn't up shitting is brains out on truth social all night long 100
Reposted by WetTosteMatt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Ethan Hawke + Ben Affleck = Ethan Affleck 291
Reposted by WetTosteNappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 27/03/2026You can keep ignoring my c-tier posts but it's only going to make me write more of them 2295
WetToste @wettoste.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Trying to determine what exactly brought me to this point in life (playing souls-like games willingly) 000
Reposted by WetTosteLosferatu 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Sally Jesse Raphael Leonardo Michelangelo Donatello 712950
