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if "5'8 virgo" had a tulpa anti-capital collectivism (communist) head of the good monster / run time industrial complex. 📍PDX pfp by sammy

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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 1h
Dicken. Dicken Balls.
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 1h
org day tomorrow, no regular operations, but I have to be at work at 8am instead of 12:30pm boooooo...save me sleepy-time-goth cougar, save me
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 8h
good monster run monster
it's 58 degrees out it's punzer doing his bits
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 17h
thinking about her 🥹🥹
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 17h
run time
it's 66 degrees out it's punzer out
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 19h
did....did they name it SI because they already said they can't regulate AI, even as they need to do something so several trillions a few countries don't take the techlords precious monies
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Kelly @justkelly.bsky.social · 21h
These men make me feel sick to my stomach. Men like Michael Tracey and the rape-defending scum of the earth on that website need to burn in hell. I just hope she’s safe. Fuck.
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 21h
Temu Blake Nelson ass
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
am I the only one who sees the pop-tart wine as a glorious new evolution in revolting alcohol? Zima, Smirnoff Ice, 4Loko, White Claw, the smore buzzbomb is, to me, an artful monument to mans hubris, inhumanity, bottomless desire for annihilation, and sweet candy juice that fucks you up real bad
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
so it's not unlocked.
NYTimes lock screen that says "someone unlocked this story for you" but then demands you sign into a NYTimes account to read the article.
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
good monster run monster
it's 56 degrees out it's punzer doing his bits
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
not the yglesias tool bench ☠️☠️☠️
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
run time
it's 62 degrees out it's punzer out
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mary Poppers lfggggggggggg
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Samus knows ball
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
locking in
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
maybe the apps might be [large metal fist on a heavy spring erupts out from behind a framed picture on the wall, slamming directly into my neck and head, sending me into an anime spin fall that crumples me in the corner]
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
athletic-goth cougar whomst enjoys running, right in front of me 🫦🫦🫦
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
good monster run monster
it's 47 degrees out it's punzer doing his bits
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it’s monday again
arnold swartzinbigger taking a selfie and a terminator smiling like a doofus behind him
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Now you have to rewatch Heat, too
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
run time
it's 62 degrees out it's punzer out
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Both of you?
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a goober sartorial election
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
top 5 heaviest day for workload in the 18 months I've been here. On my Monday. Gonna be a long night. cougars send butts, everyone else send money and drugs
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
good monster run monster
it's 49 degrees out it's punzer doing his bits
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
what if we were monogamous 🫣 in Portland 😳☠️☠️☠️
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
tapping the other sign
Don't sadpost you'll scare the hoes
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
run time
it's 61 degrees out it's punzer out
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
good monster run monster
it's 46 degrees out it's punzer doing his bits
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
run time
it's 59 degrees out it's punzer out
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
to have it bounced upon 😔😔😔
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
good monster run monster
it's 59 degrees out it's punzer doing his bits
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 26/01/2024
Kevin Bacon blows into town, starts jacking off Chris Penn is like, buddy, not in this town Kevin Bacon angrily jacks off in an abandoned factory while his car blasts 80s porn Kevin Bacon has to jack off on a tractor, can't bail until he nuts John Lithgow apologizes for going No Nut, lifts the ban
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
run time
it's 66 degrees out it's punzer out
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
save me monogamous-goth cougar, save me
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
borderlands-dilf bf 🤝 borderlands-goth cougar gf
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
good monster run monster
it's 48 degrees out it's punzer doing his bits
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
run time
it's 61 degrees out it's punzer out
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
,hello
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
save me professor-goth cougar, save me
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don't care if you're making S-tier content and have perfect politics and opinions, if you follow like 30,000 people I'm just going to block you. fuck that and fuck you tbqh. because we *know* if you're following 30,000 people, you have dogshit (liberal) politics and content (AI, liberal)
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this is my entire cosmology
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
it's not like she killed anybody right?
the guy with something to say painting by norman Rockwell
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
good monster run monster
it's 51 degrees out it's punzer doing his bits
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ive always loved the shitty 240p encoding on this. It makes the bass hits sound so big and hit so hard that theyre tearing the song itself apart. the left pan is pretty brutal I'm not gonna lie, but I actually prefer the blown-out clipping of the video to the album version youtu.be/LeG-6bpeUkA?...
youtu.be
STRAPPING YOUNG LAD - Love? (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
YouTube video by Century Media Records
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Thembo @thembo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
good morning
comic panel depicting emma frost with whited out eyes doing psychic stuff and saying "my god" while gasping as she envisions Ms Piggy from the Muppets in all the various characters and personas she has portrayed
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"to help fund other artists and community members, we're increasing your total annual tax burden by 5%"
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