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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
ok but once you think DSM stands for "da sanity manual" it's hard to remember what it really stands for
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Alright, we’ll go to Hanging Rock, but none of you girls better disappear into a languid torpor of confused sapphic longing <Zamfir pan flute music> GODDAMMIT WHAT DID I SAY
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
these turkish delights have turkish ends
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Mr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙 @blabalino.com · 22/08/2026
Found this recording of Rita Moreno performing “Fever” on The Muppet Show from 1976. 14/10
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Jon of The North @krauza.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I don't want a "Smart Fridge" that orders milk for me. I want a fridge that lasts 25 years and doesn't have a privacy policy that allows it to share my late-night snacking habits with my health insurance provider.
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Alex Selby-Boothroyd @alexselbyb.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Impossible to put into words how useless Gmail search is. No wait, these guys did it!
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/07/2026
as a society we are well past due in establishing No Content Zones where making shit for tiktok is explicitly forbidden
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Heard we were sharing crazy mash-ups in here??? www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYNS...
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Buffalo MC - "Stop and Bust a Move"
YouTube video by Bill McClintock
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Annette Gordon-Reed @agordonreed.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Don’t know who to credit for this. But it is how I feel.
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The label needs you to establish whether or not you practice Santeria in the first 2 seconds of the song but other than that they love it
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Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 02/07/2026
Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
it wouldve been funny if goldfinger wasnt a movie and just a crazy song about a guy shirley bassey made up
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
More Leo & Diane Dillion. A book jacket for a collection of queer short stories.
A stylized arrangement of queer couples in a nightclub in Tiffany lamp colors
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Knoebel @knoebel.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The Berlin Zoo named their baby Hippo Brötchen. :) (Bread roll 🥖)
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Brett Martin @brettmartin.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Allegedly the banned-for-life list from the soon to shutter Parkview Tavern.
A long list of names, typed and scribbled, including such figures as "Cowboy Hat Rich", Diabetic Darrell, Short Lawyer with Salt/Pepper Hair Has Salt with his beer, no tip, helps himself to stand-up cooler" and "Creepy Steve."
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
buffalo wild wings is buffalo normal wings to a fucking freak like me
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.
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Kye // Kylerfunk @kye.bsky.to · 17/04/2026
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
ambassador orange you have to stop. you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your bitch is too bad. they’ll kill you.
Piece of cardboard from an orange box showing an anthropomorphic orange wearing a sash, top hat, and spats. He’s holding a glass of orange juice and it says Ambassador Orange on it.
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
But they were all deceived for a 5th loco was made
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Commenting “this is AI” on any baby announcements I see on social.
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Jeff Melnick @melnickjeffrey1.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I’m beginning to understand that many people use the word “cancelled” to index the much more complex social process we used to call “falling out of favor”
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Eric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Dr Frankenstein: it’s alive! Igor: great! what should we name him Dr frankenstein: uh we won’t igor: I dunno, might lead to some confusion Dr frankenstein: it will literally never come up
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Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Every time I see someone talk about Claude I think about how they switched from female to male names as soon as they wanted the robots to seem like experts vs personal assistants.
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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Me whenever my bestie takes me back to my enclosure
A zookeeper is holding a medium sized  albino gator. She looks like she weighs around 25-30 lbs. she has her mouth cracked and she looks stoked.
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
[To another adult holding an ice cream cone] Where did you get that?
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 05/12/2024
TRANSLATION GUIDE: hey - hey heyyy - i want to have sex with you heyyyyy - i want to have sex with you heyyyyyyy - i want to have sex with you heyyyyyyyyy - i want to have sex with you heyyyyyyyyyyy - i totaled your car last night
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lillian @toomanymouths.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
i think about this moment from a live performance of "Missionary Man" by The Eurythmics a lot. perhaps our horniest harmonica-based content
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R.C. Brougham @captainruck.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
just watched this again tonight. i'm not even close to the biggest TMBG fan but this performance always cheers me up. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zkR...
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They Might Be Giants - Birdhouse In Your Soul (The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson 04/03/1990)
YouTube video by PinkJazzTrancers
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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Sometimes someone writes to my intermittent @newyorker.com advice column and sets me up in a manner resembling Payton alley-ooping Kent www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
THE FOOD SCENE
HELEN, HELP ME: ON THE PHENOMENOLOGY OF CHEESEBURGERS
A New Yorker food critic answers questions about burger toppings, beef tallow, and the subjectivity of memory.
By Helen Rosner
January 18, 2026How do you approach the sweetness of
pickle relish on a cheeseburger? Does it
complement or compete with ketchup? There was a legendary place in Cambridge, Massachusetts, that used to do mustard, relish, and ketchup, and I can't for the life of me decide if I loved it, or if I just loved being there in the middle of the night eating it. — Brian K., N.Y. C.

Honestly, I've never really considered pickle relish to be one of the hamburger's totemic toppings.
Sliced pickle rounds, certainly; spears on the side, without a doubt. But relish, that finely chopped, neon-hued, marmalade-textured stuff? To me, that's a hot-dog thing-which I mention here not to issue judgment but rather to illustrate how distinct my own personal associations are from your own. Herein, I think, lies the answer to your real question, which is not actually about the sweetness of the relish. The question of what toppings make a burger great, while we're eating it, is both technical and trivial, having to do with the nature of the patty and the bun, the mood of the establishment serving it, the sensibilities of the person eating it, even the time of day or night or life.Regarding the substance of the burger itself, the same accoutrements that might show a slim, lacey-edged smash patty in its best light—a little slick of mustard, a few circles of raw onion, and a melty cap of American cheese, say-might be too flimsy against the brawny heft of a half-pound bar burger that can sustain degrees of sweetness, richness, and piquancy (your barbecue sauces, your secondary meats, your nontraditional cheeses) that would suffocate a smaller patty. But what you're really asking, I think, is what makes a burger great not as it's being eaten but as it lives on in memory.
Or, more to the point, how can we know that our memories of happiness are true? I spend an inordinate portion of my professional life creeping around in my own psyche, untangling knots of nostalgia and pleasure and, god, so many emotions, not least self-love and self-loathing, all of them unavoidable colorants of any bite I take. I give myself the task of locating some sort of unassailable, uncontaminated truth: that this dish of dumplings, or that cocktail, or such-and-such restaurant is actually, inarguably, wonderful. It's impossible, of course, and more than a little absurd, but it's so irresistible, isn't it, to attempt to discharge the burden of our own experience?Was that burger you ate from the Tasty, in Harvard Square? I think it must have been, and it's been nearly thirty years since that perfect little sandwich shop closed forever. I imagine it was a simple construction: a bun, a patty, a slice of cheese, ketchup, mustard, relish. But you created it, just as much as the white-capped guy standing at the grill did. The mouth and brain and cascade of sensations were yours. There is no true burger per se, lurking behind your experience of it; it didn't become the burger you ate until you ate it.
It's a ludicrous idea, this notion of an objective culinary truth, but it's even more ludicrous that we're so quick to doubt our own taste in pursuit of it. Just as I go looking for proof that my rapture— or, at times, misery—at a given meal has nothing at all to do with me, here you are wondering whether you should append an asterisk to your reminiscence of a long-ago cheeseburger, one that you could never eat again, even if the Tasty were still up and running. Why question a recollection of sweetness, even of the pickle variety? You did love the relish. And you love the person you see in your memory: a young man, awake in the middle of the night, a burger topped with relish in his hands.
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でんか @k-hermit.com · 12/01/2026
This bobtail squid burrowing into the sand is already adorable, but please watch till the very end! It sticks out its little arms and earnestly sprinkles sand over itself 🦑𓂃◌𓈒𓐍
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taber @kvetch.gay · 28/12/2025
modesty laws prevented showing even one lousy frame of John Waters' PINK FLAMINGOS (1972) in the trailer, so the only footage in it is of people reacting to a screening they just came out of. every single type of extant queer person is contained in the specific sequences I have selected here
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Marine invertebrates in glass— Leopold and Rudolph Blaschka
Beautiful jellyfish blue and white Kind of conical shaped jellyfish beautiful Another jellyfish I don't have species IDs for these if you want to look them up please feel free Another beautiful jellyfish from the Nebraska family
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Everyone say hello to Tupi, a lil’ capybara baby at the San Antonio Zoo. 🥹
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🌙Evil Sonny Ross🌞 @sonnyross.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I drew this on my lunch break your excuses are fucking pathetic
A decorative illustration of flowers with the caption “I don’t use ai I’m not a fucking loser” with a severed hand with too many fingers
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Edwin Davies @edwinjdavies.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Okay I’ll come out for a drink but I’m not going to sing-a about the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a Me three drinks in:
The cute singing owl from the Merrie Melodies classic I Love to Sing-a
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
all my life women have treated me like being me is their worst nightmare and then tried to hastily pretend that it wasn’t an insult joke’s on you, if you have never had the approval of men it costs you nothing to lose it and then you’re free
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Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
reverse heist movie where a single snake has to chase all the priests back into ireland
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 28/07/2025
[after being influenced to buy hot dogs because of three weeks of "will a single hot dog kill you" discourse] The Dangers Of Social Media On Our Youth | New York Times
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 09/07/2025
"BOZO. EAT DUST. THIS BAG TWO-THIRDS AIR."
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
(To messenger) Go now! Tarry not! (Looking out the castle window moments later) This mf tarrying
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 21/06/2025
"i asked chatgpt" yeah well i went to the doctor, i went to the mountains, i looked to the children, i drank from the fountains there's more than one answer to these questions pointing me in a crooked line and the less I seek my source for some definitive closer I am to fine
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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk soul brother right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk soul brother right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk soul brother right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk sou
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
I can't believe people think that using LLMs to write isn't destroying their critical thinking abilities. I'm like 5% dumber just because of spellcheck.
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 29/05/2025
Main character energy is OUT, this summer we’re bringing NPC energy. We’re posted up at the bar dropping lore and suggesting side quests. We’re leaning casually near a locked door and saying “I don’t think you have the key for that” when someone tries the handle. We’re staring at a tree.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
we only have Vampire Weekend thanks to vampire unions
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Fred Coppersmith @unrealfred.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Every time I read some suggestion for how I can use an LLM, it falls into one four categories: - Something I don’t want to do - Something an LLM can’t do - Something that would be easier, better, or more enjoyable if I did it myself - Something I don’t want *anyone* to do under any circumstances
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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/05/2025
the fundamental disconnect between the manosphere and reality is that they are incapable of understanding that this is - according to every woman I’ve ever met - the sexiest thing a man has ever done
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