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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Guy who is the most stressed and anxious he has ever felt in his life, typing out “Spam in the back of my dragula” and hitting post

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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Grogu missing after his private airplane disappeared over the Caucasus Mountains at 7:45 AM EST today. Authorities are currently investigating.

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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

your job is to pick the worst actor to play James Bond

James Fallon, the Irish American late night talk show host with a laugh that harms

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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Take me to the river Fuck me with an auger

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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

“She thingamabob on my doohick-“ ZAP “She Leo on my Tolst-“ ZAP “She Brown on my Board-“ ZAP (Whimpering) “She…Gillespie on my…Salt Peanuts til…….I Dizzy…?” A crackle in the guard’s ear. He holds a finger to the earpiece, nods, and sets the cattle prod against the wall. “You’re free to go,” he says

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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Counterpoint: The future is looking pretty Chinese tbh

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WOLFSKULLJACK @wolfskulljack.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

These armour studies have been great for getting me out of a creative funk! All done on Procreate @procreate on the iPad Pro

A collection of realistic armour studies mixed with linework illustration

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Sigourney Weaver over Grogu: “Geen poppenspelers”

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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Don’t forget to have your blood changed every 40,000 miles

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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Diluting my cum with piss, which is what the government would do

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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

King Mayonnaise has ordered my death for unspecified reasons

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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Busting inside raw feels exactly like when a Garry’s Mod asset collides and ragdolls all over the place

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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

I am a man who’s made of meat And you’re on the internet Lookin at feet

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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Christmas Island yeah fucking right dude is that where Santa clause lives? Shut it all down grow thefuck up idiota

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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

It’s diarrhea o’clock somewhere

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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Who vyving tonight? Who gettin speedy on that vanse? Sound off homie I’m lisdexamfetamized as hell

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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Snake Pisschan or whatever, that guy from Escape from New York played by Goldie Hahn’s husband

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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

If the titties don’t do the Newton’s Cradle thing, I don’t want any, no sir no how

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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Don Draper smoking salvia and having a religious vision of the Quizno’s hamsters

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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

(Ad Executive voice) it’s a decent ad, sure, but I want an ad that would have me fully chubbed up and wanting to fuck that tub of Breyer’s frozen dairy dessert.

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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Bracing myself for when “It’s fine and good for you to eat rat shit” becomes a rallying cry of conservatives still mad about masking recommendations during covid.

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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

A swarm of locusts just flew out of my ass. Insurance won’t cover it

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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Growing a beard just to shave it all off in a fit of existential despair

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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

The piss tank of my heart is 95% full for you

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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

surprisingly large boobs

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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Yeah, I got Hantavirus… I hanta ‘nother beer !!

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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Literally translated, his name is Homer Son of Simp

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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Need to see a Venn diagram of the people surveyed cuz I think the circles would be hella overlapping

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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Faking an assassination attempt to expedite your useless vanity project is honestly pretty funny. Using an actual assassination attempt to expedite your useless vanity project is even funnier. Next time, he’s gonna claim all the bathroom fixtures need to be gold plated for security reasons or smth

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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Sometime around 2004, I was searching for pornography on the Internet and found a video of a guy who wrapped his boner in aluminum foil, crinkled the end into a point, and stuck it in an electrical outlet. He did it multiple times too. Sparks flew. Can’t believe that guy is now a sitting senator.

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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Scrub a dub dub, Bitch! <——— my new catchphrase

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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Immediately after, Rudy turned into a pillar of black flame and every window of the hospital shattered with the howls of ten thousand souls suddenly free to ascend to heaven

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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

“My dad works for Nintendo” type shit

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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 05/05/2026

Gravelord Nito slaying in this number on the red carpet at the Met Gala

Gravelord Nito of Dark Souls at the Met Gala

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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

The only blood left in my body after getting drained by a vampire would be in my boner

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Wile E. Coyote breaking his penis on a glory hole that's only painted on the wall

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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Fantasy league roster is totally fucked. Thanks a lot man

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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

my spaceship a piece of spaceshit but I still pull intergalactic loin

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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Steve Harvey yelling “What in the hell” asmr 6 hour loop [NO ADS]

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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Honey, the shrieking meat puppet is in the backyard again. Yeah, I’ll get the broom

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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

I deeply respect the spider living in the corner of my bathroom so it is necessary to ask “cool if I crank off?” before doing so within. If he says no, I respect it but he’s been chill thus far

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