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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾

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•Fairy Bitch •SHITPOSTER •Technically, Megan •Incredibly Stressful •Clout Goblin Princess •Equally known and unknowable •LCSW bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mpp2jwmxxt…

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KuinaDontCare @mrpenguinx.bsky.social · 18h
3 weeks in the endometriosis simulator.
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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 7h
No context FGB:
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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 18h
[Madonna's Remastered "Frozen" plays]-
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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 7h
I did good job this week . Me social 😌
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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 8h
Fyck yeag
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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 18h
I'm finally going to Six Flags LOL. I only had to wait for two additional weeks due to weather.
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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 18h
[Madonna's Remastered "Frozen" plays]-
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Sippy Spoopy Psycho @sippycuppsycho.northsky.social · 19h
A play in 3 acts. 1. The conflict is defined. 2. Action. 3. Climax, Resolution, Denouement, First ending, Second Ending, Tease Twist, Credits, and Cliffhanger Sequel Hook.
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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I reserve the right to don the psychospiritual Fuck-ass bang.
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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 19h
On God
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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 19h
None of you have correctly executed the screenshot of a thread dialogue. This is the correct way:
Nightmare Mommy, K... @cuntle... • 5h 
i'm so lost. is this about short bangs, bad bangs, or long bangs?

Sippy Spoopy Psycho @sippycu... • 5h
Yes.

Lil Miss Sinister Fairy... @fairyg... • 4m
It is about the phenomenon of emotional girls/women giving
themselves fuck ass bangs at least 1-3 times during their lifetime and the psychological toll it takes. It is about the depth of being a woman under capitalism.

So, yes.
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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I reserve the right to don the psychospiritual Fuck-ass bang.
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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Actually no, I'm not a cranky old lady, 𝒥𝑒 𝓈𝓊𝒾𝓈 𝓊𝓃𝑒 𝓅𝑒𝓉𝒾𝓉𝑒 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝓋𝑜𝒸𝒶𝓉𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒 .
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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The patience and self-discipline it takes to develop a quality capsule wardrobe is honestly the ultimate test of adulthood. Yes, even more than becoming a parent and raising children.
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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's once again that time of the week where I explain to autists that jokes are a rhetorical device of which the entire point is not to interpret them as literal facts or truths.
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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm genuinely tired of being the only genius in the thread
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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Has anyone read The Unseen?? I'm very stressed out
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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm genuinely tired of being the only genius in the thread
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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Friendly reminder: if you're feeling overheated, you can always take off your pants. No one is going to stop you.
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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Actually no, I'm not a cranky old lady, 𝒥𝑒 𝓈𝓊𝒾𝓈 𝓊𝓃𝑒 𝓅𝑒𝓉𝒾𝓉𝑒 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝓋𝑜𝒸𝒶𝓉𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒 .
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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's once again that time of the week where I explain to autists that jokes are a rhetorical device of which the entire point is not to interpret them as literal facts or truths.
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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Imagine being a gay ass gay actor who has to spend 14 hours of every day all emotionally attuned and creatively self-aware, but still trying to convince everyone that you're a "republican." You're not a republican, you're not even political, you're just a narcissistic gay jack ass.
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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've always wanted to see a movie starring the same actors over the course of 20 years, and then fucking Richard Linklater came along and said, "yeagg! let's do that for the film adaptation of the musical, Merrily We Roll Along!"
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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's just before 6pm, this seems like the right time go to bed.
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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bitch, shut the fuck up.
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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Like OH I'm so SORRY, my bad, I didnt realize the cockroach stressing about the subway schedule is about WWII.
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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Don't socially police me, Rachel.
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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Apparently, people online will feel incredibly insulted by other people online for not knowing that a surrealist piece of fiction is specifically about Nazism and the Jewish diaspora, even as the person was not being disrespectful, just playful. That's where we're at right now.
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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Correctly use a semicolon followed by no punctuation to complete the secondary sentence just to spite them
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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Has anyone thought to try this?
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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've always wanted to see a movie starring the same actors over the course of 20 years, and then fucking Richard Linklater came along and said, "yeagg! let's do that for the film adaptation of the musical, Merrily We Roll Along!"
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
join us today! #cancelskip
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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We're all in this alone, together.
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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Doing my best to refrain from politely liking a post after I just commented in the replies that it upset me. I will not mold myself into someone more agreeable for the TL.
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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hey TL is this true?
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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Friendly reminder: if you're feeling overheated, you can always take off your pants. No one is going to stop you.
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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No context FGB
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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Doing my best to refrain from politely liking a post after I just commented in the replies that it upset me. I will not mold myself into someone more agreeable for the TL.
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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hey TL is this true?
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ha4rvey @ha4rvey.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
I need to apologize to @fairygodmegan.bsky.social My dear friend, I missed your birthday last week. I apologize unreservedly for missing such an auspicious day. I have no excuse. I hope you had the best day imaginable.
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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Goddamn, The Netflix East of Eden adaptation is really good. Steinbeck fucks me up.
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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
[sing-songy-rhythmic-voice] "why-is-it-that-every-time-I-talk-about-work, I sweat bullets"
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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
[sing-songy-rhythmic-voice] "why-is-it-that-every-time-I-talk-about-work, I sweat bullets"
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RRose @dawphin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Painter Painting, #LisaYuskavage, 2024
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LemonCurb @lemoncurdmatcha.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Boss? Buuh! Bass? Ja!
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This goes phenomenally hard
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Rogs @stev.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No
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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ich hab kein Geld ! !
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