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Vaishnavi S

@vaishs.bsky.social
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 28/09/2026
Ya know, it’d be really neat if companies stopped sneaking AI features into their products and forcing us to use them.
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Alex Hanna @alexhanna.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The underappreciated point here is that taking the messy, contingent nature of scheduling, communication, and navigating social relationships is something that AI people think these tools can do. When in fact it is quite difficult and takes a lot of social skill.
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 28/09/2026
Recent Events have me once again considering: the cube
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David Monniaux @monniauxd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hilbert, 1930: Wir müssen wissen, wir werden wissen! Hilbert, 2026, aus dem Himmel: SO GEHT DAS NICHT!
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Brett Karlan @oldjerryfodor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One of the most capital-R Romantic things I believe is that the notion of authenticity is both very real and very ethically important
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Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 28/09/2026
By my wonderful colleague Katy Gero: A 4-month artist residency, Feb to May 2027, at the School of Computer Science at #USyd, "to support artists working on projects that involve serious consideration of computation and its related subjects." Share broadly, and apply! www.writefutureslab.com/air/
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Artist in Residence
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
call me when there's an AI agent onto which i can offload my chronic sense of dread that just around the next corner is an existentially important task i've forgotten to do that's about to bite me in the ass. i am not interested in models which require me to turn the dread into tasks myself
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
'this AI agent can do all your tasks for you' so now i gotta sit here and write a list of all my tasks for a robot to fuck up. why. why wouldn't i just keep to the current system where i fuck up my own tasks
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal
Someone on Twitter writes to me: "People should follow your advise if they want to look gay."
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okay Kelly @kmdoublev.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We can do it. We can replace academic journals with a vast network of pen pals.
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Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
fun fact: one of the things that made me decide "no, I will get an actual diagnosis", rather than just assuming, was the subtitle of a thread about ADHD on the SomethingAwful forums because it hit so hard it hurt it was along the lines of "if you were lazy, you would be having fun"
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Charlotte Canning @cmcanning.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every time I see this argument, I think of Steve Jobs. He always said that the undergraduate class that had the most impact on him was calligraphy. Today he’d only be allowed to take computer science and never encounter the learning that changed the world.
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francisco varela fan club @paleopragmatist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mambo No. ℵ₀
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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What if the quicksand we were concerned with as kids was a metaphor for the cycles we get ourselves stuck in as adults?
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: 5 million years ago - a bunch of bedbugs lounge around in a living room, looking totally bored. Panel 2: another bedbug excitedly bursts through the front door and exclaims, “someone invented beds!” Panel 3: one of the bedbugs looks over their shoulder at the other and says, “you’re joking”
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Cindy Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 26/09/2026
Me, a human woman in the ER: I’m in a lot of pain. Them: No. You’re not.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, working at a desk. A brain next to her says, "We need to take breaks!"
The second panel zooms in on Sarah's face. She is annoyed. She says, "What if I don't listen to you?"
The third panel shows the brain smiling.
The fourth panel shows the brain reaching towards a lever. The brain says, "I'LL MAKE YOU."
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Absolutely wild to hear "is computer human" from dickheads who treat large groups of people as if they're not
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 26/09/2026
Incidentally, the pattern on custard creams represents ferns. More generally the style is that of William Morris, in tiny biscuit form. I was not aware of any of this when growing up, only that being allowed to have a second one was a rare treat and having a third decadence beyond imagining.
A custard cream biscuit
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 26/09/2026
What earlier century had even a presentiment that such productive forces slept in the lap of social labor?
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M&S Custard Cream Spread: Britain has completed food
One jar of M&S Custard Cream Spread has caused us to question civilisation, breakfast, mashed potato and the limits of human restraint
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/09/2026
it's so funny niels bohr was a naturally gifted athlete. imagine challenging the father of quantum theory to a friendly game of ping pong and he proceeds to thoroughly push your shit in
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charact... There's an interesting linguistic problem going on in China called character amnesia, where using convenient digital input methods kinda wipes the memory of the character itself
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Character amnesia - Wikipedia
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When I was a kid my uncle had a pet shop, which, when you think about it, is a pretty odd thing to have as a pet.
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Agreed. Find your own sexy man, you lazy git.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@AmySilverberg

One time a writer friend of mine got too drunk and sobbed bc she said there were too many books in the world she wouldn’t have time to read, and this guy down the bar said, ladies—he isn’t worth it and my friend yelled IM CRYING ABOUT BOOKS and that shut the guy up
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Elizabeth Bear @matociquala.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Advice for my younger friends: if you want to encourage yourself to stay healthy and functional, to exercise and eat well... ...pick a couple of motherfuckers you really want to outlive.
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Girl dinner
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Vaishnavi S @vaishs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Saw a student wearing a T-shirt which said “Iced coffee club” today and dissolved into peals of laughter that I could not possibly successfully explain to my very-non-Bluesky colleagues!
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Linda Hamilton @daydreamflowers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
New work: Invasive species made with paper. #sciart
Phragmites, Water Chestnuts, and Water Soldier paper sculptures
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Dave Rudden @daveruddenwrites.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My five year old has the soul of Orson Welles. We were outside school and he 'put a kiss in my pocket for later.' Extremely touched by this, I gave him two back. He dug out the second one, THEATRICALLY CRUSHED IT IN HIS FIST and said 'one is enough.'
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Celeste Headlee @celesteheadlee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So, Banksy bought a used yacht, repaired it and retrofitted it to serve as a rescue boat to save migrants in the central Mediterranean. The whole project cost the artist $860,000. Since 2020, the boat has saved more than 3,800 people. londondaily.com/banksy-funds...
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Banksy funds refugee rescue boat operating in Mediterranean - London Daily
Exclusive: UK artist finances bright pink motor yacht that set sail in secrecy to avoid being intercepted by authorities
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Kevin Hearne @kevinhearne.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I apologize in advance for the cuteness I am about to unleash upon you I went outside again, you see This red squirrel had a little shelter of sticks and he stepped out into the sun to show me his FEETS 1/
SQUIRREL FEETS in the sun. They are attached to a whole squirrel. But the fact is we are looking at very cute little squirrel feet here, top one percent for sure
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Do what you hate first thing in the morning to get it out of the way" Me: *wakes up*
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ESA Exploration @exploration.esa.int · 24/09/2026
"Day 223, orbit 3456 — We’ve all heard the saying, “Don’t play with your food”... To be honest, in microgravity, it’s hard to resist!" says @esa.int astronaut Sophie Adenot. 🎥 ESA/NASA #εpsilon
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 24/09/2026
this is the guy i reposted the other day who interviewed meta employees with pervert glasses - meta have taken his video down for “harassment”. which makes it one of the most effective pieces of satire in recent memory
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Toby Murray @tobycmurray.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sick of hearing about #AI #agents breaking containment? Want to apply formal methods to develop secure, verified sandbox tech atop #seL4? Want to work in beautiful Melbourne? Multiple #postdoc roles available at various levels. Apply now unimelb.wd105.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/UOM_Ex...
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Postdoctoral Research Fellow / Research Fellow / Senior Research Fellow
Role type: Full time, Fixed-term until November 2027 (part-time considered) Faculty: Faculty of Engineering and Information Technology Salary: Level A - $87,266 - $118,416 p.a. plus 17% super Level B ...
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Accessibility Awareness @a11yawareness.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hyperlink text should make sense when read out of context. Screen reader users can navigate from link to link, and can listen to links in a list. When navigating this way, only the link is read. So "click here" or "read more" won't make sense.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Fagatha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sue Sylvester from Glee saying 'I am going to create a jihad that is so Butlerian'
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Marc Scully @marcscully.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Wasn’t even that old, probably a millennial” is absolutely ice cold.
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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AuntieTennis.bsky.social @auntietennis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is all kinds of awesome 🩰🎾 #Tennis #Ballet #CarlosAlcaraz
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