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okay Kelly @kmdoublev.bsky.social · 18m

What's the first thing an analytic philosopher does to get ready? Define their waist.

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okay Kelly @kmdoublev.bsky.social · 4h

all posters are world travelers (Maria Lugones)

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okay Kelly @kmdoublev.bsky.social · 20h

elevator guy but it's Weezer don draper: I don't think about your sweater at all

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okay Kelly @kmdoublev.bsky.social · 23h

hey can artificial cheese get a glowup too?

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okay Kelly @kmdoublev.bsky.social · 23h

Okay but you have to do one the other way for balance. Gotta call Superman Artificialman or something like that.

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okay Kelly @kmdoublev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I am normal and can be trusted with knowing that the program chair has received a recommendation.

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okay Kelly @kmdoublev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

the plural of hocus pocus is hoci poci

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okay Kelly @kmdoublev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Anyone around here make handmade art? I want to see it! I'll start: I have a friend who has to spend a lot of time away from her dog, and I'm making a collage portrait of the two of them. (Don't tell her! It's a surprise. But please show me what YOU'RE making.)

the beginnings of a portrait collage next to a sketch with numbered sections

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okay Kelly @kmdoublev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Kid rock? No. Rock and I aren't on friendly terms like that.

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okay Kelly @kmdoublev.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

(explaining the shifting wind and warming water) the weather this year is a boy

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okay Kelly @kmdoublev.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Updating pics in my modules has me searching things like "pain" and "two ways of seeing." OA-core search history.

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okay Kelly @kmdoublev.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If this doesn't work we're doing oral submissions.

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okay Kelly @kmdoublev.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

perfect Princess Di weather today (jean shorts and a crew neck sweatshirt)

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okay Kelly @kmdoublev.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

No horchata this year, but I did have some killer rice'n'beans and, more importantly, a church that knows that you can't love God without loving your neighbor.

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okay Kelly @kmdoublev.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My 12yo nephew, who was born at 23 wks with a rare chromosomal disorder and can't raise his hands all the way to his face and who wears a helmet sometimes because he can't brace from a fall, and a other million challenges, just (organically, actually) scored his first soccer goal in regulation play.

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okay Kelly @kmdoublev.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

(nonchalant, flicking my cigarette) The ants go marching one by one. So what?

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okay Kelly @kmdoublev.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I'm reviewing a very bad paper, and spouse just casually mentioned that if it's AI, the person who submitted it might take my referee report and feed it into the program again to get an improved paper and now I'm a white hot ball of rage hahahHahaha

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okay Kelly @kmdoublev.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

dress for the job you want (person holding iced coffee)

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okay Kelly @kmdoublev.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

No, you shouldn't bring iced coffee to an interview. You should bring an air of mystery and a booster seat so you can be physically higher than the interviewer.

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okay Kelly @kmdoublev.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

WHOA whoa whoa. "Relies" on ""metaphysics"" is actually a slur unless said from within the community.

william pencil saying it's hard to come up with definitions of "understanding" that both 1. include humans but exclude AI and 2. do not rely on metaphysics

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okay Kelly @kmdoublev.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

New parable of the lost sheep is a little iffy on details but really nails the vibe. ⬇️

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okay Kelly @kmdoublev.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

friend has open heart surgery scheduled for spring, so you know this is going in the chat

Justin Timberlake "it's gonna be may" meme but I added -jor surgery

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okay Kelly @kmdoublev.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

He keeps trying to christen things. Someone get Austin on the line, stat.

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okay Kelly @kmdoublev.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Making an entire community mad at you for asking philosophical questions in an annoying manner? Welcome, brother. We share a long history.

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okay Kelly @kmdoublev.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Younger kid is currently in the other room devising traps for me in minecraft. Just an undying love of plotting and thwarting. 🙏

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okay Kelly @kmdoublev.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

I can't find it now, but I had a tweet that said something like "Every day, people try to get me to know about a person named William Pencil. I won't do it." Anyway, that aged poorly.

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okay Kelly @kmdoublev.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If it ain't broke, wow man that's great. Really happy for you.

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okay Kelly @kmdoublev.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

polymarket? you mean whole foods? or whatever makes sense idk

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okay Kelly @kmdoublev.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Alternate universe where humans don't have arms and philosophers just do chair philosophy.

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okay Kelly @kmdoublev.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Horse girls. They love their neighbor!

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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

This video is amazing.

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okay Kelly @kmdoublev.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Younger kid lost his two top front teeth, ushering in a level of cuteness we haven't seen in years.

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okay Kelly @kmdoublev.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

being forlorn when he's briefly away is a bit, but it's a bit I really like

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okay Kelly @kmdoublev.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams— "Was the grink there?"

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okay Kelly @kmdoublev.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

You wouldn't want a thumbnail from the first second of the video when you're smiling pleasantly at the camera. You want your thumbnail several seconds in, after your mouth has started moving.

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okay Kelly @kmdoublev.bsky.social · 14/09/2026