Reposted by Clément CanonneClément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 19hA very important message from Omer Reingold to our TCS community, especially us (arg, already) senior researchers: "snap out of it." Please, digest, and share. theorydish.blog/2026/09/29/s... 47020
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 18h"Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man." (remotely attending the Simons Institute's Karp Distinguished Lecture by @booleananalysis.bsky.social) @simonsinstitute.bsky.social 2182
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 19hA very important message from Omer Reingold to our TCS community, especially us (arg, already) senior researchers: "snap out of it." Please, digest, and share. theorydish.blog/2026/09/29/s... 47020
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 19hHey, look, @mcsweeneys.net wrote and entire feature about me! www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-...mcsweeneys.netI’m Going to Have a Third Cup of Coffee, and I Need Everyone to Respect My Decision“When I call you to say I feel like I’m going to pass out, you will ask if I’ve had anything to eat all day, and I will reply that yes, I have, but the forkf... 180
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 20hIf you're in #TheoreticalCS and on the postdoc job market, now or soon: this opportunity to work with Tom Gur (@tomgur.bsky.social) on "cutting-edge research on the interplay of theoretical computer science, mathematics, and quantum mechanics" sounds amazing: www.cam.ac.uk/jobs/researc...cam.ac.ukResearch Assistant/Associate in Theoretical Computer Science (Fixed Term)Fixed-term: The funds for this post are available for 1 year. 1174
Reposted by Clément CanonneTCS+ @tcsplus.bsky.social · 20hThe Zoom link for Sepehr Assadi's talk, "Greedy is Optimal for the Semi-Streaming Matching Problem," is now available on our website. See you tomorrow, 1pm ET! www.tcsplus.org/welcome/next...tcsplus.orgTCS+ - Next TCS+ talkOur next TCS+ talk will take place on September 30 (10:00am Pacific Time, 1:00 pm Eastern Time, 19:00 Central European Summer Time, 17:00 UTC — check yours here ). Sepehr Assadi, from the University o... 054
Reposted by Clément CanonneHung Le @hunglv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026SODA 27 notifications are out. Interesting facts: 1. Submissions: 1181 papers. Last year, 809 submissions, a 46% up. 2. Acceptance: 287 (~24.3%). Last year, 243 acceptances (~30%) Personal facts: Only 4-4-4 papers got into SODA; all 3-3-4 papers rejected. Rebuttal does not change anything. 191
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 29/09/2026I don't understand all this hand-wringing about "paperclip maximization." I would love to see a very, very big paperclip 390
Reposted by Clément CanonneClément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 29/09/2026The report from the AI + TCS Working Group held at the @simonsinstitute.bsky.social is out, including "twelve concrete near-term recommended actions." Currently reading it: while I have some reservations, but there is some good in it! Notably items 7, 8, and 11. simons.berkeley.edu/ai-tcs-worki... 43112
Reposted by Clément CanonneLouis Barclay @louisbarclay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The latest urgent research from the Center for the Alignment of AI Alignment Centers: alignmentalignment.ai/caaac/blog/p...alignmentalignment.aiPrediction: AI will kill every human by next year, or notOur latest prediction model uses cutting-edge binary methodology to forecast potential AI futures 0115
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 29/09/2026@tdietterich.bsky.social Maybe an obvious question or existing feature I don't know, but has @arxiv.bsky.social considered implementing a notification or announcement system for when papers are *updated*? (Especially useful for cases where the update is a correction, or adds new results) 170
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 29/09/2026The report from the AI + TCS Working Group held at the @simonsinstitute.bsky.social is out, including "twelve concrete near-term recommended actions." Currently reading it: while I have some reservations, but there is some good in it! Notably items 7, 8, and 11. simons.berkeley.edu/ai-tcs-worki... 43112
Reposted by Clément CanonneClément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 28/09/2026By my wonderful colleague Katy Gero: A 4-month artist residency, Feb to May 2027, at the School of Computer Science at #USyd, "to support artists working on projects that involve serious consideration of computation and its related subjects." Share broadly, and apply! www.writefutureslab.com/air/writefutureslab.comArtist in Residence 2177
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 28/09/2026By my wonderful colleague Katy Gero: A 4-month artist residency, Feb to May 2027, at the School of Computer Science at #USyd, "to support artists working on projects that involve serious consideration of computation and its related subjects." Share broadly, and apply! www.writefutureslab.com/air/writefutureslab.comArtist in Residence 2177
Reposted by Clément CanonneTCS+ @tcsplus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This is this week! Register here (free) for Sepehr's talk: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...docs.google.comTCS+ RSVP: Sepehr Assadi (2026/09/30)Greedy is Optimal for the Semi-Streaming Matching Problem 012
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 28/09/2026I don't have a blog, I don't do podcasts, but I have thoughts (sometimes), and to put my money where my mouth is I may write something about what I think the values of Theoretical CS are, should be, and where to (possibly) go from there these days. Would there be some interest? 11611
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 28/09/2026From our friends at the School of #Mathematics and Statistics at #USyd: positions as 'Magma Research Associates / Magma Research Fellows to develop and maintain the Magma computer #algebra system." 2 positions, each for 3 years: apply by October 20 usyd.wd105.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/USYD_E...usyd.wd105.myworkdayjobs.comMagma Research Associate / Magma Research Fellow2 x full time, 3-year fixed term positions, located on the Camperdown Campus at the School of Mathematics and Statistics Opportunity to drive research in computational pure mathematics through the dev... 189
Reposted by Clément CanonneClément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 27/09/2026This is what "research" looks like for many paper-producing groups or individuals, in light of the recent advances in LLMs/AI systems. PSA: this may look tempting! But this is not good, this is not research, and, very much like when I tried to play Quake 3 back in the day, this will not end well. 3315
Reposted by Clément CanonneClément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 27/09/2026When I say "this is not good" let me be more specific: (1) this is not good for academia (destroying the current system before it has a chance to reassess its incentive structure), (2) it is not good for science (flooding the gates with ill-understood results and insightless or badly written proofs) 1255
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 27/09/2026Applying for a passport, and I have reached new levels of confusion. Why would one ever choose the first option here? How does this make sense? Has the person who created this form ever taken Logic 101? I am really trying here. 3140
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 27/09/2026This is what "research" looks like for many paper-producing groups or individuals, in light of the recent advances in LLMs/AI systems. PSA: this may look tempting! But this is not good, this is not research, and, very much like when I tried to play Quake 3 back in the day, this will not end well. 3315
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 27/09/2026On the Theoretical CS job market? "The Algorithms and Complexity group of 🇫🇷 IRIF is seeking excellent candidates for postdoctoral positions in classical and quantum computing, with starting date in October 2027 (negotiable)." @irif-paris.bsky.social cstheory-jobs.org/2026/09/25/p... 1226
Reposted by Clément CanonneQIP @qipconference.bsky.social · 25/09/2026For talk submissions, remember to register by 28 Sep (23:59 AoE)! Registration only requires a title, short abstract, authors, and topic selections, but do keep in mind the recommended cutoff for the subsequent arXiv submission and talk submission - read the details at qipconference.org/2027/call/ 043
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 25/09/2026Regarding the incident involving 🇦🇺 Medicare and OpenAI... www.newscientist.com/article/2590... 1243
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 25/09/2026Great progress! Just circumvented an information-theoretical lower bound by unilaterally deciding it didn't apply 2280
Reposted by Clément CanonneTCS+ @tcsplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026📢 Our next TCS+ will be Wednesday, Sep 30 (10am PT, 1pm ET, 19:00 CEST): Sepehr Assadi, from Waterloo, will tell us how "Greedy is Optimal for the Semi-Streaming Matching Problem" RSVP to receive the link (one day prior to the talk): docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...docs.google.comTCS+ RSVP: Sepehr Assadi (2026/09/30)Greedy is Optimal for the Semi-Streaming Matching Problem 142
Reposted by Clément CanonneToby Murray @tobycmurray.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Sick of hearing about #AI #agents breaking containment? Want to apply formal methods to develop secure, verified sandbox tech atop #seL4? Want to work in beautiful Melbourne? Multiple #postdoc roles available at various levels. Apply now unimelb.wd105.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/UOM_Ex...unimelb.wd105.myworkdayjobs.comPostdoctoral Research Fellow / Research Fellow / Senior Research FellowRole type: Full time, Fixed-term until November 2027 (part-time considered) Faculty: Faculty of Engineering and Information Technology Salary: Level A - $87,266 - $118,416 p.a. plus 17% super Level B ... 152
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 23/09/2026He did it again! My PhD student Kenny Chen has a new preprint on the arXiv, establishing (nearly) tight classical and quantum query complexity bounds for testing Fourier dimensionality, which show an exponential quantum advantage for the task! arxiv.org/abs/2609.25816arxiv.orgExponential Quantum Advantage in Testing Fourier DimensionalityA boolean function $f$ has Fourier dimension $k$ if its nonzero Fourier coefficients span a subspace of dimension $k$. We consider the property testing task of determining whether a function has Fouri... 1371
Reposted by Clément CanonneClément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 23/09/2026Looking for takes by TCS (Theoretical Computer Science) senior academics/researchers about AI and their discipline/research values. E.g., essays, detailed blog posts. (Specifically TCS: there is a lot from Maths, but while adjacent there are enough differences in culture it's worth distinguishing) 5319
Reposted by Clément CanonneSimons Institute for the Theory of Computing @simonsinstitute.bsky.social · 23/09/2026We invite your project proposals for Circles, the Simons Institute – Jane Street Small Group Collaborations, which supports groups of 3-6 researchers for 4 weeklong gatherings over 2 years. Apply by Oct. 15 (deadline extended). simons.berkeley.edu/participate/... 023
Reposted by Clément CanonneClément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 22/09/2026Tuesday, September 29, 3:30pm PT (8:30am on Wednesday in Sydney), livestream and in-person attendance available. And, obviously, Ryan is a truly great speaker! Register: simons.berkeley.edu/events/my-fa... @simonsinstitute.bsky.social 051
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 23/09/2026Looking for takes by TCS (Theoretical Computer Science) senior academics/researchers about AI and their discipline/research values. E.g., essays, detailed blog posts. (Specifically TCS: there is a lot from Maths, but while adjacent there are enough differences in culture it's worth distinguishing) 5319
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 23/09/2026If I had been offered one dollar for each time someone asked to "pick my brain", I'd have a lot of questions: first, why do you have so many coins? And what are you doing with these pieces of brain? 130
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 22/09/2026Quite the exciting talk by Ryan O'Donnell (@booleananalysis.bsky.social) at the Simons Institute next week, on Expander Graphs. We'll finally know which ones are his favorites! Livestream option available upon (free) registration: simons.berkeley.edu/events/my-fa... @simonsinstitute.bsky.socialsimons.berkeley.eduMy Favorite Expanders | Richard M. Karp Distinguished LectureExpander graphs are sparse graphs for which, whenever you split the graph into two parts, the number of edges going between the parts is proportional to the size of the smaller part. There are extreme... 1132
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 22/09/2026"If OpenAI and Anthropic really want to help advance science, there is one obvious way they can do so: They can spend a tiny fraction of their vast fortunes to fund the kind of humble but essential research that’s increasingly starved for resources." (That they don't, and won't, says it all) 1285
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 22/09/2026The Academic Space-Time Principle: the bigger the office a professor has, the less time they appear to be spending in it 2260
Reposted by Clément CanonneSchool of Computer Science, University of Sydney @sydneycompsci.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Thank you to our wonderful staff, panelists, and of course incredible alumni for making the #ComputerScience Alumni Dinner such a resounding success! We're looking forward to engaging deeply and broadly with our alumni, and bringing their experience, thoughts, and energy to the School! #USyd 022
Reposted by Clément CanonneKira Goldner @kiragoldner.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Two summers ago, I was very lucky to be a member of a working group of 4 junior faculty that has a 100% success rate on our NSF CAREER Award proposals. I wrote a blog post about our process and the advice I received. www.kiragoldner.com/blog/career....kiragoldner.com Applying for NSF CAREER 0123
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 21/09/2026Rare photograph of the Australian Cookie Monster, seen here next to a mailbox. 2200
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 20/09/2026Palate cleanser: a tree, and its surprise tiny inhabitant. 2283
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 19/09/2026"The proof [...] was obtained in a conversation with ChatGPT-6 Astra on Tuesday, September 15, 2026 at 1:02 AM PDT. We then prepared this manuscript for public release, with the intent of uploading it on the morning of Thursday, September 17, 2026" Shameless, and shameful. arxiv.org/abs/2609.207...arxiv.orgThe Strong Secretary Conjecture is True for Linear MatroidsWe prove a $1/e$ guarantee for the matroid secretary problem on linear matroids, therefore settling the strong secretary conjecture in this class of matroids. The result holds both when the matroid is... 1459
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 18/09/2026New preprint by my PhD student Abigail Gentle (@abigailgentle.com) and her coauthors on differentially private testing of graph properties! 📝 arxiv.org/abs/2609.14394 "Our main results are privacy amplification theorems for different graph sampling schemes [...] which lead to DP property testers"arxiv.orgPrivate Graph Property TestingGraph property testing asks whether a massive graph satisfies a given property, or is far from doing so, using only a sublinear number of queries to the graph. Since property testers typically inspect... 1141
Reposted by Clément CanonneAnastasia Isychev @isychev.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Come join us for summer research internships at #USyd! Important detail: only students enrolled at Australian universities are eligible 023
Reposted by Clément CanonneClément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 17/09/2026The Call for Papers for #STOC2027 is up! Importantly, the PC "will place substantial weight on the quality of exposition, and clarity of technical arguments and proofs" Also: - Public posting requirement - Required video submission and more. Deadline: ⏰ Nov 2, AoE acm-stoc.org/stoc2027/sto... 44014
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 17/09/2026The Call for Papers for #STOC2027 is up! Importantly, the PC "will place substantial weight on the quality of exposition, and clarity of technical arguments and proofs" Also: - Public posting requirement - Required video submission and more. Deadline: ⏰ Nov 2, AoE acm-stoc.org/stoc2027/sto... 44014
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 17/09/2026Today's research meeting: productive, with a surprising amount of cake. (Thanks to my amazing students, who presumably noticed my new gray hairs) 1260
Reposted by Clément CanonneSchool of Computer Science, University of Sydney @sydneycompsci.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Choose from 47 research projects spanning the whole spectrum of Computer Science, and spend a summer doing research, working closely with the academics in our School! List of CS projects: www.sydney.edu.au/engineering/... Details, and application: www.sydney.edu.au/engineering/...sydney.edu.auComputer science internships 011
Reposted by Clément CanonneGautam Kamath @gautamkamath.com · 16/09/2026Nihar Shah did a heroic experiment for TMLR: he spent 20-25 hours over two weeks interviewing authors of seemingly low-quality submissions about their own papers. He confirmed what we all suspected: people submitting these papers have *no idea* what is going on in them. 5276110