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AuntieTennis.bsky.social

@auntietennis.bsky.social
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If tennis were a sweary old woman. 🥰 = Carlitos, Demon, Felix, Casper, Arthur C, Karolina M, Maya, Talia, Jasmine, Barbora, Ons, Dasha, Katie, Victoria M, Oleksandra 🤢 = NoVax, Zvermin🐀, N(d)ick K, nepo babies

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AuntieTennis.bsky.social @auntietennis.bsky.social · 11h
And now, after all the good excitement, I must go forth into my trusty shack, for I am afeared.
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AuntieTennis.bsky.social @auntietennis.bsky.social · 11h
Carlitos! We are SO back!!!!! 🎉✨🥳
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AuntieTennis.bsky.social @auntietennis.bsky.social · 13h
I’m leaving our 🐦‍🔥 blade dancer of the distracted mind. Carlitos about to play the final against Beavis. Vamos!
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AuntieTennis.bsky.social @auntietennis.bsky.social · 13h
NONONONONONONONONOOOOOOOOOOOOO #tennis #despair #perdition #ATPisDEAD #VerminPlague
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AuntieTennis.bsky.social @auntietennis.bsky.social · 14h
omg eKat disposed of Noskova?
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AuntieTennis.bsky.social @auntietennis.bsky.social · 14h
Karolina 🐦‍🔥 blade dancer, please wake up lest the tour forgets what genius looks like 😫
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DuckDaBlackSwan @duckdablackswan.eurosky.social · 17h
“Your honor, it was a 100% accident when I hit that ball in the stands. That gentleman was suddenly sitting there watching the match. No one could have expected that.”
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AuntieTennis.bsky.social @auntietennis.bsky.social · 19h
“I’m very sorry, I hope to meet him and make amends and apologise in person. It was my fault, I was irresponsible, I should never have done it, and I own it” That’s all you had to say. Instead we get one and a half minutes of meaningless robotic words. #Tennis
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Doctor The Frog @skipbidder.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Djokovic fans are, of course, the worst fans in tennis. Now. Or ever. [Judges would also accept alternative nominations for any apologists for one of our multiple DV enthusiasts on tour.]
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Net Positive @jaketennisnut.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’ve seen a dozen matches in which Medvedev should’ve been defaulted and wasn’t. No sympathy at all. Fuck off. Unfortunately, that leaves Djokstrap in the final. We’ve got your back 😈 💪🏻
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AuntieTennis.bsky.social @auntietennis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This ☀️ child is positively fearless 😄
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AuntieTennis.bsky.social @auntietennis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We cannot lose to Munar. It’d be a human rights violation. I forbid it 😒
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AuntieTennis.bsky.social @auntietennis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Iga 🫢
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Woman's Wow Shocked Reaction
ALT: Woman's Wow Shocked Reaction
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empressoxb.bsky.social @empressoxb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Zv*r*v is such a joke. The guys outside the top 10 have got to stop letting him fail upwards. Qualifiers have been beating Novax lately and Soon-to-be incidental No. 1 couldn't beat him in Bo3 🤣🤣
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AuntieTennis.bsky.social @auntietennis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Can these two fuckwaffles hurry up so I can watch Lady Karolina 🐦‍🔥Blade-Dancer
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Hurry Up Skeleton
ALT: Hurry Up Skeleton
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AuntieTennis.bsky.social @auntietennis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh gawd Alex is being demolished by Angry Red Head
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AuntieTennis.bsky.social @auntietennis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bandana Cossack be bullying Tragic Ekat, Lady of Laments 😣
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AuntieTennis.bsky.social @auntietennis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Prague Express 🚂 rolls over the Siren of the Shattered Eardrums and I’m experiencing joy for choo choo as well as peak schadenfreude 😋
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AuntieTennis.bsky.social @auntietennis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Against Shapo-wobbly? Really? Have you no shame?
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AuntieTennis.bsky.social @auntietennis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wheeeeee #Tennis
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AuntieTennis.bsky.social @auntietennis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The ATP is not ok. #Tennis
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AuntieTennis.bsky.social @auntietennis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Carlitos survives a whole bunch of set points to take the first set TB.
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AuntieTennis.bsky.social @auntietennis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My goodness Miss Camilita! ✨
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AuntieTennis.bsky.social @auntietennis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Demon fights back and we’re going 3! 👏💪
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AuntieTennis.bsky.social @auntietennis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s Carlitos time! 🎢💪✨😎🤦🏻‍♀️👏
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AuntieTennis.bsky.social @auntietennis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
😈! What a point to win the set let’s goooooo!
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AuntieTennis.bsky.social @auntietennis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh he’s such a prick celebrating poor Learner’s nervous mistakes
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AuntieTennis.bsky.social @auntietennis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is that you my people at the match applauding Zvermin🐀 double faults 🫡
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AuntieTennis.bsky.social @auntietennis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
LA #LaverCup next year is that what I heard him say?
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Dog Golden Retriever
ALT: Dog Golden Retriever
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AuntieTennis.bsky.social @auntietennis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If that walking court case clinches the Laver Cup for Team Europe, I will spontaneously combust and haunt the ATP tour as a vengeful ghost. #LaverCup #Tennis
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loganhspants.bsky.social @loganhspants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“You can go straight at Fritz at the net, ‘cause he’s not so good.” Henman with the no shit Sherlock scouting report.
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AuntieTennis.bsky.social @auntietennis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Aww cuties
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AuntieTennis.bsky.social @auntietennis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well done Kimmie 💪
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rallyher.com @rallyher.com · 26/09/2026
🇦🇺 Australia waited a long time for the next train. This weekend two have arrived at once. 🏆 Joint vs. Birrell guarantees an Australian Korea Open champion. 🔥 Talia Gibson is one win from the biggest title of her career in Singapore. #WeLoveWTA #WTA #AustraliaNews
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Australia Waited Years for the Next Train Before Two WTA Finals Arrived at Once
For a while, Australian women’s tennis seemed to be waiting for a train that never came. Ashleigh Barty retired in 2022 after carrying the country through
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AuntieTennis.bsky.social @auntietennis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh fuck off 🐀
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AuntieTennis.bsky.social @auntietennis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ecstatic to see Carlitos back and winning 🌟 but #FreeCasper 😫
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AuntieTennis.bsky.social @auntietennis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#LaverCup #Tennis #HeDidIt #SitTheFuckDownFlavio #LetsGoTeamWorld #Zvermin🗑️
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AuntieTennis.bsky.social @auntietennis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ALEX DE FUCKING MINAUR THE HERO THAT YOU ARE
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AuntieTennis.bsky.social @auntietennis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Despite his best efforts not to, Learner wins!
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AuntieTennis.bsky.social @auntietennis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m one “Right here. Every point” from losing it #TimHenman #MuteHim #LaverCup #Tennis
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loganhspants.bsky.social @loganhspants.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Carlos is ridiculous. It’s a crime we don’t get to see him play doubles more, it’s all creativity all the time for him.
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AuntieTennis.bsky.social @auntietennis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nouni again what have we done to deserve this blessing 😎
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Neil @neilforreal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm having a great laugh at all the flying f-bombs on the changeovers ... Agassi: "I don't f**k with the serve, man." Noah: "You want me to have a f**king heart attack?" Every player on both benches: "Let's f**king go!!!" I can only imagine what the U.S. Tennis Channel is doing with this. 😄😄😄
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Fainting
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AuntieTennis.bsky.social @auntietennis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Poor Jakub. Only Nouni’s dulcet voice is keeping me from turning this off. Maybe he’ll lull me to 😴 #LaverCup #Tennis
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AuntieTennis.bsky.social @auntietennis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
TALIA GIBSON 🐐
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AuntieTennis.bsky.social @auntietennis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I want a #WTA version of the #LaverCup - they can call it the #LenglenCup and mandate cognac shots on changeovers. Today's tour has nothing on a chainsmoking diva who won 21 Slams. 🚬🍸💅 #Tennis #SpiritAnimal
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AuntieTennis.bsky.social @auntietennis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Casper looking extremely relieved to have won that match. It wasn’t very good but our Lord of the Viking Keep, Gentleman Berserker needed a win ✨ #LaverCup #tennis
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AuntieTennis.bsky.social @auntietennis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Faaaaaaaaark 😫 www.atptour.com/en/news/sinn...
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Jannik Sinner withdraws from Beijing: 'I will do everything possible to be on court soon' | ATP Tour | Tennis
Defending champion Jannik Sinner has withdrawn from next week's China Open in Beijing.
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AuntieTennis.bsky.social @auntietennis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Carlitos: “Effortlessly crushing it in a tux and none of you are worth it” Fran: “Behold my invisible accordion” Casper: “Agent 00-Ruud reporting for duty” Taylor: indie band frontman forced to attend a formal event Flavio: about to make Team World an offer they can't refuse #tennis #LaverCup
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AuntieTennis.bsky.social @auntietennis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Taylah with the win, including a 🥖 against the Hawkeye Harpy 😃🎉
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