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Nick 🐙

@nickoctopus.bsky.social
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He/him, in the UK. NB & ND. I occasionally make EBM/industrial music as Trellick. I hate fascists & bigots. Trans rights are human rights. I will never log off.

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Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 12h
Laibach were a very fun time, once again. (a few of the crowd were not into the Musick schtick being the whole show, but most were)
Laibach on stage. Milan Fras singing, two guys on keyboards, drummer at the back and a half hidden guitarist Milan Fras singing, flanked by two female dancers
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Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 18h
Pig by Edward Roocroft. It's a v good pig, just look at it
A pig sculpted in slate, in a gallery, seen side on.A pig sculpted in slate. From towards the front left so you can see what might be a satisfied expression (for a pig)
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Mere Smith @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FATALITY
A tweet from Joyce Carol Oates: overall takeaway from the Curtis Yarvin profile is that there must be millions of smart-aleck show-offy kids who annoy their teachers and go on to annoy other adults through their lives with their “contrarian” pose that hardens to a carapace over their faces; until, as adults, they still harbor a delusion that, if there is a king, or a fuhrer, he’d be impressed with the guys motor mouth and appoint him to his cabinet rather than deleting him with a negligent swipe of his wrist as Stalin did routinely.
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Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Once again I have kissed Lady Companion in front of some frogs Froooooogs
Some yellow and black frogs in a vivarium
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/04/2024
GIRL AT COFFEE SHOP: Hey, this might be a little forward, but I’ve noticed we’re both in here a lot and I thought one of us should finally say hi! ME: I’m really glad you came over, I've been think-- AI PIN CLIPPED TO MY SHIRT: FAT ASS WHITE GIRL, HOT GIRL 4K, BIG HUGE BREASTS TRENDING ON ARTSTATION
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ladies and gentlemen of every gender, allow me to present to you: stripey
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Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Drop some ROBOTS! ++beep boop I am a robot boop beep++
It's Red Soldier from Team Fortress 2.  He is wearing an unconvincing robot costume taped together from cardboard boxes, red cups for eyes and a coathanger antenna.  He is clearly also trying to move like a robot.
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Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
shameful loss of institutional knowledge on the part of the government and coppers. They should know that if you shoot the "terrorists" first, you just get a nice neat narrative and the media will happily let that story run without asking many inconvenient questions
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ughhhhhh my PSU fan is sounding too noisy by far and given the age of it, I probably ought to replace the PSU. But back when I bought the PC as a whole built thing, I got it with tidy cables and it's going to be a nightmare to actually sort out and so I really Cannot Be Arsed with the effort
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Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There are many EXPERIENCES in the replies to this
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Goku Missile Crisis @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Your festival friends will be sooooo mad at you if you do anything crazy" is a shockingly effective deterrent by the way, Cold Waves as anti kill yourself aktion remains undefeated
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Whitetail @1stargachaclub.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I dont care if I gotta take orders from the mysterious obsidian pyramid, so long as they actually call back after an interview
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Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Olá Senhor Testiculo
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
BOSS: ok and we need the french name for asparagus on the label as well ME: *panicking*
a label for aspragus that includes the french word "asperges"
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Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this kind of thing is why I found a history of the shipping container* more interesting than yet another history of some not-remotely-neglected part of WW1 or WW2 *The Box by Mark Levinson (also yes, I know about Mark Kurlansky's books on cod and salt, they're great too)
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Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
fun fact: one of the things that made me decide "no, I will get an actual diagnosis", rather than just assuming, was the subtitle of a thread about ADHD on the SomethingAwful forums because it hit so hard it hurt it was along the lines of "if you were lazy, you would be having fun"
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Chris Scullion @scully1888.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Was looking at the Silent Hill Townfall concept art and my jaw dropped. Was back in my hometown tonight so I had to go and take a photo. There are many ways to mock my beloved Coatbridge, but “your home’s so miserable it was used as concept art for a Silent Hill game” is a new one for me
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Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it's honestly funny as hell that government and media try to drum up outrage insisting that there shouldn't be any consequences for the UK supporting a war of aggression but depressing that people keep falling for it www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
theguardian.com
Five arrested for alleged terrorism offences after ‘major incident’ near RAF Fairford
Men held also suspected of explosives offences as homes evacuated near British airbase used in US attacks on Iran
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Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Quite down about things. Had been quietly hopeful that an NHS clinic referral I was waiting for could maybe lead to some treatment for a health issue that isn't life-threatening or serious in the grand scheme of things, but is discomforting and sometimes disruptive on a near-daily basis
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Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Current music discourse is making me nostalgic for related discourse on Livejournal in the early 00s where people in the US and UK were unaware and/or refused to believe that radio and in-store playlists could be radically different in each other's countries
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you adopted a feral cat to the inside and he keeps meowing maybe he just really wants to smoke real cigarettes. You don’t know what he was up to before
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Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hello yes I am into this store.steampowered.com/app/4882000/... exploring a megastructure but you're _not_ running/jumping/climbing? YES PLEASE
store.steampowered.com
The Hollowing on Steam
You’ve taken a maintenance job, flying between the inter-settlement comms towers in the megastructure. Land, fix, on to the next job. What could go wrong? The Hollowing is a narrative first-person hor...
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Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ok right, everyone who isn't an arsehole hates those people who just have loud audio/video calls holding the phone somewhere ~over there~ walking down the street or on public transport but what I don't get is the people on the other end and why _they_ put up with it?
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i take an iced coffee to the job interview. while the interviewer is talking, i take a long sip from the straw, pulling the microfilm into my mouth. i lock eyes with the interviewer. we kiss deeply. the microfilm is no longer in my mouth. i return home through the checkpoint. it is berlin, 1970.
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Dan Douglas @dandouglas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
tag yourself, i’m “continuous pause”
Knight Lore big box for the Amstrad CPC 464A booklet with a list of features available in the game Knight Lore
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@laudablearches.bsky.social
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Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Went to a beer festival and it's safe to say that I Drank Some Beers. They weren't the best beers there by any stretch, but was extremely amused by a festbier called Würst Behaviour and a märzen called Würst Kasė Scenario
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Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
whole bunch of top 100 TV lists that don't have The Americans as number one which suggests everyone else is a fool or possibly that taste is subjective but idk I'll probably go with the fool thing
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Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
being uptight implies the possibility that a person could instead be downtight
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's beautiful
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M Sipher @msipher.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
the "tonight's episode" image, with the quote-skeeted text
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Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
once again marvelling at all the chatgpt/copilot etc obsessed CEOs and boosters who insist that outsourcing all their thinking is good but can never actually elaborate what use they put their own supposed intelligence to if they're using those for everything
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badly drawn bee 🐝 @soapachu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Morning!
A basket of three black and white kittens. As though Cerberus were really small and cute
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Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
whats a movie less than 60% on rotten tomatoes that you consider to be a perfect movie? like not a bit, genuinely perfect film. This film is an amazing skewering of a specific type of idiot chasing the American dream. The casting and Michael Bay's Whole Thing is spot on for the tone of it as well.
Pain & Gain on Rotten Tomatoes.  It has a 49% Tomatometer and 47% Popcornmeter
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Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this is maybe the hottest post I've ever read ngl
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Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
laser targeted by a Kim Petras song, of all things youtu.be/OHF1CUuWoCY?...
youtu.be
Kim Petras - Brutalist (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Kim Petras
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Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
fuuuuuuuck a midweek show in October at the Barrowlands has moved to SWG3 THIS REALLY SUCKS* *if you are familiar with Glasgow venues, particularly with a view to getting back to the station
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Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
new idea: any time seniors exec talk about how using chatgpt or copilot to make processes better "reduces friction", insist on referring to those products as "business lube" until no one wants to talk about them any more the only downside will be if "business lube" actually catches on as a buzzword
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Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
oh NO thehardtimes.net/uncategorize...
thehardtimes.net
I Collect Physical Media To Maintain History and Also Because I Fucking Love Shelves
Physical media is essential. By purchasing physical media, we are preserving history in the face of the forces that want to erase... Continue reading this gem
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Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
as always: oh no
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Anne Hedonia would be a great name for a stripper
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
someone needs to edit Chris Spargo into Silent Hill: Townfall
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Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
❤️❤️❤️
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Millions of Chopped Landlord Pieces @thirteentwelve.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Charlotte Church roasting Ed Sheeran over a Dead Kennedy's cover
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
hearing there's a new documentary about concrete out and i'm tempted to go watch it been told it had good reviews in portland, but i'm waiting for the aggregate review score first
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