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@vagrantmachine.bsky.social
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Taking Photos & Writing Words Generally Outside || Music Hoarder || Bad at Bios My photos & words: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qw6w434fc3… 📍PDX [he/him]

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jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 19h
This. My uncle thought a back to back of The Thing and Poltergeist was a solid time for a small child. It was not.
A screencap from John Carpenter’s “The Thing” of a head with spider-like legs.
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Giving a shit about people is cool. Keep that shit up.
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jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Autumn is slowly creeping in. Like a slow motion fireworks show in the tree lines. 📸: Portland, Oregon
A color photo taken at Laurelhurst Park in Portland, Oregon. A man dressed in a trench coat and hat walks through the forested path.A color photo of fall foliage lining a pond. The hues of orange, green, yellow, and blue sky reflect off the pond in the foreground.A color photo taken at a low angle of leaves that have fallen from oak trees.A color photo of a ceramic jack-o-lantern on a front porch.
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm old enough to remember smoking on airplanes as a child. I hated it but they made you do it.
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jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Such a fun squad to watch.
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jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hello, October. Try not to be a dick.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
turns out chipotle workers don’t like it when you yell “wrap that rascal” at them
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
we can differ, but I ain't gonna beg for it. Who tf *begs* to differ?
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*watching a mattress commercial where the couple wakes up refreshed and happy* more ai slop
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Simplify your life by hibernating from now until spring
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jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yup, pretty much!
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jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have an unapologetic love for the band Chicago.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it's crazy people used to write their posts with quills and shit
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jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It was a fun watch.
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jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Chasing orange hues along the central Oregon Coast. 📸: Yachats, Oregon
A color photo of sunsetting over the Pacific Ocean along the Oregon Coast. The sky is cloudy with hints of orange, yellow, and blue, and there are rocks and tide-pools in the foreground.
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 27/09/2026
let's all get anxiety!!!
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
HR says I need to stop referring to my coworkers as mortals. This feels like discrimination against high deities.
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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
think you’re in love? go eat some cheese about it and put on some fuzzy socks. now you love cheese and fuzzy socks, the end.
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jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy 35th to this gem. This album changed my outlook on life when I needed it most, and is likely my most played album of all time. ATCQ forever.
A Tribe Called Quest’s album cover for ‘The Low End Theory’
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jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Reminds me of old Krylon cans.
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jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hell of a debut season, Portland. Looking forward to the future.
A screencap of a newscast where the newscaster is talking, and a graphic showing fire is in the top right corner with the word “Fire” under it.
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jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have a definitely love/hate relationship with it a lot of times. It’s home, though. No matter how many times I have left, I always come back.
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jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Kind of, yes. Right now it would be because the tide was in, and the sun has been hiding out. It’s really hit or miss.
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jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Thank you!
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jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I appreciate it, thank you!
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jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Thanks a bunch, Ben! Kind of rare to have this place all to myself.
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jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Looking like a little incoming weather along the Oregon Coast. I am not looking forward to the end of Summer, but, it is approaching anyway. 📷: Cape Lookout, Oregon
A color photo of an incoming storm above the Pacific Ocean taken from Cape Lookout State Park in Oregon.
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jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
✨🫶✨
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jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just so happens that I am next to one right now…
A color photo of Pillar Rock and Pyramid Rock in the Pacific Ocean, taken from Cape Meares lighthouse grounds.
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pan's labyrinth sounds like an off brand chuck-e-cheese that has never met an OSHA requirement they wouldn't violate
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
you want me to be well informed but you also want me to not act insane so you see the conundrum right
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jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Same, tbh.
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jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He was a solid person, no question. Last time I saw them here (2022) he remembered me from sneaking backstage at the AFI show here all the way back in 1997 to grab a SOIA hoodie.
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jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sorry you had to hear it here. I didn’t see it a lot of places, unfortunately.😔
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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m a much better reposter than poster
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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
*reads your future from the entrails of a seven layer burrito
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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“can we table that idea for now?” i dunno gary can we refrigerator your face for a few hours
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jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran makes music for people waiting for their coffee at Starbucks.
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jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“What are you a wizard? A genius?” Is one of my go to quotes.
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jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Four of my favorite spaces along the Oregon Coast. Find your spaces, people. 📷: Oregon (various)
A color photo taken of a stretch of beach along the Oregon Coast. Clouds rolling in.A color photo of a coastal scene along the Central Oregon Coast. Tidepools make up the foreground.A color photo of an empty beach along the Central Oregon Coast.A color photo of the Cape Perpetua area along the Oregon Coast during a sun break in the storm clouds.
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Anni Jyn @annijyn.com · 13/09/2026
i support bees not data centres thank you for your time
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SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's whatever she does on those nights she blacks out and wakes up in the woods covered in glitter and blood
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i saved thousands on my car insurance by returning to the sea
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jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Michael Mann’s North Shore
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I bet da Vinci told Mona Lisa to smile more and that's why he's dead now.
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jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
make a band edible: Defscones
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Putting “influencer” in my bio and posting nude drawings of Grimace
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 10/09/2026
Answering all my doctor's questions with "that's a great question"
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
whispering to the person who’s ahead of me in line at cvs that i can smell their fear
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Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Honestly kinda sick of bringing things to the table. Fuck that table.
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