iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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*The power struggle in AI is that every actor in their unique part of the stack wants to make everybody else the API *I have the unique and supervaluable "knowledge" about the intelligence, while your artificial intelligence is just the button. I'm the boss, you're a commodity

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 7h

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and an army of flying monkeys

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11h

Me, trying to make small talk with Ishmael about his podcast

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said

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John @johncnj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I still can’t believe how tough it is to find Occam's Shave Cream. I would have expected it to be simple and uncomplicated.

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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

at the non-alcoholic seltzer pitch meeting

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🎃 Spooky Dog 🎃 @stinky-doggy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It’s called Dungeons and Dragons, maybe you’ve nerd of it

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Sorry I'm late, I was assimilated by an extraterrestrial parasite at a remote Antarctic research station.

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Eric Pazdziora @ericpazdziora.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"Opera doesn't make money. Opera’s what you spend money *on*.” “But . . what do you get out of it?” “You get opera. You put money in, you see, and opera comes out,” said Salzella wearily. --Terry Pratchett, 'Maskerade'

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RalfWise @untravel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

genie: I can grant you 3 wishes. No wishing for infinite wishes or any of that other bullshit me: I wish that I had everything that I would have wished for if had infinite wishes. genie: *eye roll* me: You can use the other 2, I guess. Get yourself something nice. You deserve it.

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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Paul Verhoeven: too subtle for his own good.

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RalfWise @untravel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Never not reposting philosophy jokes #lifegoals

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I'd use the subjunctive if I were you.

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I've read through my employment contract 3 times and at no point does it specify that I can't unleash bees in the office

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for

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RalfWise @untravel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I'd look forward to a world where 'I understand the books I read' moves from a common skill like 'I can brush my teeth' to an exotic one like 'I can fly a helicopter' except it's here already. 🤔

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RalfWise @untravel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

DOORBELL DOORBELL DOORBELL DID YOU GUYS HEAR THE DOORBELL? I AM BARKING TO MAKE SURE YOU GUYS HEARD IT. SURE BADGUYS DONT USUALLY RING THE DOORBELL BEFORE THEY ATTACK, BUT HOW CAN WE BE SURE? 🤔 YES I AM STILL POSTING ABOUT THIS DOORBELL SITUATION.

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RalfWise @untravel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Once knew a guy who didn't get a job because he brought a disposable plastic water bottle to the interview (instead of a resuable one) My impression is that people get rejected all the time for random shit and there's no way to anticpate every possible freak pet peeve. Trying will drive you crazy.

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My therapist told me to get out and socialize more so I now open Bluesky when I’m outside

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

and what do you think would be the first rule of the socratic method club?

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.

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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 22/09/2026

Tyrannosaurus xkcd.com/3300/

Comic. [Person with long hair pointing to diagram with Tyrannosaurus Rex standing next to a person.] PERSON: We now believe the primary prey of Tyrannosaurus Rex was these humans who kept standing next to it for scale.

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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

it's dangerous to go alone take this (hands you a format joke)

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RalfWise @untravel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

My son (12) and his friend just got 3rd place in a Fortnite tournament. He's so happy, it's great. That's 3rd out of over like a 100K teams. Nerd Dad me wishes I had the actual total, so calculate the exact %. Don't usually mention personal info, but had to post due to an excess of paternal pride.

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RalfWise @untravel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

'That's...that's not a paradox.' 'No one gives a shit, philosophy-boy.' 'I was just trying to --' 'Go read a book, nerd.'

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Not me though. I can be trusted to have a large audience and still remain normal. Maybe even more normal than the gods.

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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

cat: ok, we’re getting out of here, I’ve got an escape plan baby: ok, I’ll tell the dog cat: no! don’t tell the dog, he’s a snitch

A cute picture of a cat with its paw covering a baby’s mouth

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RalfWise @untravel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Never not reposting a trolley problem joke

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Josh "WAFFLE SQUARF'S HAUNTED" Brown @theotherspeakman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My favorite goes: Professor X: What's your super power? Mutant: Hindsight. Professor X: That's not going to help us at all. Mutant: Yes, I see that now.

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Julie DiCaro @juliedicaro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I recently lowered subscription prices for my newsletter- and I’d love for you to check it out and consider subscribing. And look, I know a lot of people have newsletters, but mine comes with hidden Simpsons references.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

it’s still 2026 and i think that’s mean

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The average human only uses 10% of their rizz

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026

great art articulates eternal truths

script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read

ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
[They do not log off]

CURTAIN

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RalfWise @untravel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

This, but by 'bitches' I mean everyone. Never explain anything. Ever. To anyone. Because it's just not worth-- godammit

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 10/09/2026

i don't know how to explain this but the entire internet is wrong except me

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RalfWise @untravel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

'Statler and Waldorf are the Andy Rooney of The Muppet Show.' 'Cringe, grandpa. Cringe.'

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Ea-nāṣir @jedgarnaut.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Sounds like Ed should have mackled less.

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GenAAaarghhvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be an unpaid fact checker

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

[animal shelter] “I see Mittens is back again?” “Yeah, third time now.” “Who dropped him off?” “Dunno, some dude with one arm.”

A tiger is curled up in a grass-filled cardboard box set down in a hallway.

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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

If I were in that room, I would pitch that the premise should be: It's time to play the music; it's time to light the lights. Indeed, it's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.

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