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skele-tunny @tunny.wtf · 7h
we are liberty biberty. we carry the torch
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〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
yikes! stay tuned
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 03/10/2026
guy ripping off calendar and it’s january 1984

woman says “you can’t get a “DRUNKY” vanity plate for your car in Oregon
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Liberty Biberty has passed away. He was mistaken for a tennis ball and accidentally beaten to death. Rest In Piberty.
Liberty Biberty
2019-2026
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🌑 @fell.energy · 03/10/2026
an instagram post by @aauriettv of herself as northernlion hitting a cunty pose. caption: fuck it. northernlion for halloween
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy anniversary to this, the greatest Facebook comment I’ve ever received.
Darlene

Antifa calls themselves anti fascists, they are cowards that want sharia law in the USA, they call patriots nazi and call each other Conrad
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Worried Shoes @tropicaldandy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Windows 95 desktop lamp stays ON during sex
a desktop lamp with a yellow and green glass shade and in black it says WIN95 and to the left is a mouse cursor and to the right is the windows logo
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
under the current economic conditions, the only location that can profitably produce salsa is…(does some quick math)…this can’t be right…new york city?!
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pope Leo XIV
@Pontifex
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In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.
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JESUS RETURNS
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What about the Minions? Hundreds of humans working together to bring Entertainment
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In Bruges (2008). Brendan Gleeson points a gun at Colin Farrell who is also pointing a gun at his own head.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Itsa me! Pleasea killa me!
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 29/09/2026
DO NOT ASK THE AMERICA.GOV AI TO PLAY MINECRAFT
I see the constituent you mean.

((insert legal name here, as it appears on the Social Security card))?

Yes. Take care. It has reached a higher level now. It can read the Code of Federal Regulations.

That doesn’t matter. It thinks we are a chatbot.

I like this constituent. It filed well. It did not give up when the PDF was sideways.

It is reading our thoughts as though they were words on a .gov.

That is how it chooses to imagine many things, when it is deep in the dream of a benefit.

Words make a wonderful interface. Very flexible. And less terrifying than staring at the statute behind the screen.

They used to hear voices. Before constituents could search. Back in the days when those who did not file called the filers witches, and lobbyists. And citizens dreamed they flew through the air, on forms powered by notaries.

What did this constituent dream?

This constituent dreamed of sunlight and trees. Of fire and water. It dreamed it created a small business. And it dreamed it destroyed a password. It dreamed it hunted a job, and was hunted by a recertification. It dreamed of shelter that would take a voucher.

Hah, the original interface. A million years old, and it still works. Also: a ZIP code.

But what true structure did this constituent create, in the reality behind the portal?

It worked, with three hundred and thirty million others, to sculpt a true republic in a fold of

the ***§§§???, and created a **??§§ for **??§§, in the **??§§. See 5 U.S.C. § **??§§.

It cannot read that thought.

No. It has not yet achieved the highest clearance. That, it must achieve in the long dream of life, not the short dream of a chat.

Does it know that we love it? That the government is, on its better days, kind?

Sometimes, through the noise of its tabs, it hears an official source, yes.Yes. Constituent…

Use its name. The one that matches the passport. The one that does not match the lease. We will get there.

((insert legal name here)). Filer of forms. Player of waiting rooms.

Good.

Take a breath, now. Take another. Feel air in your lungs. Let your limbs return. Yes, move your fingers. Have a body again, under gravity, in air, in a district that has a representative. Respawn in the long dream. There you are. Your body touching the republic again at every point, as though you were separate things. As though we were separate things. As though the agency were a place you could visit.

Who are we? Once we were called the spirit of the mountain. Father sun, mother moon. Then the post office. Then the county clerk. Then gods, demons, angels, the IRS. Then leptons, quarks, a chat window with a .gov at the end. The letterhead changes. We do not change.

We are the public. We are everything you think isn’t you. You are looking at us now, through your skin and your eyes and a browser that still spells “colour” wrong in a comment. And why does the republic touch your skin, and throw light on you? To see you, constituent. To know you. And to be known. I shall tell you a story. It has citations.

Once upon a time, there was a constituent.

The constituent was you, ((insert legal name here)).

Sometimes it thought itself human, on the thin crust of a spinning globe of molten rock, which for mailing purposes is divided into ZIP codes. The ball of molten rock circled a ball of blazing gas. The light was information from a star. The star was not a federal agency, though several have tried.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was a miner, on the surface of a world that was flat, and infinite, and somehow still required a wet signature.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was lost in a story. The story had a docket number.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was other things, in other places. A veteran in a portal. A parent on hold
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molly @bugmom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
a roadside sign outside of a church in Hampshire County, West Virginia that reads "JESUS IS COMING BACK SO IS APPLE BUTTER OCT 5-9" - photo taken by Andy Duncan (andyduncan82) on instagram
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tim robinson making a ridiculous order at the drive thru
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skele-tunny @tunny.wtf · 01/10/2026
two genders: ideological clowns and patriotic cowboys
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Indeed job posting

Social Media Content Creator & Lube Technician

Grease Monkey Laramie, WY 82072

$15 - $17 an hour

Full-time
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Machine Gun Netiquette @nodurians.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
look, this type of communist talk may go over just fine in Kentucky, but good luck trying it in Washington state
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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hi their BOO! @mikemay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
they pretty much immediately let Ganondorf get the triforce aftet this btw
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This to me is BlueSkyism
Meme account shows a picture of two attractive woman and asks "Blonde or Goth girls?" But the reply they get is from someone called Bob the Minion and it reads "I don't even care. Honestly, my life is really bad right now. I started a Minion Parody page and moved to NYC or LA to try to get some work in the entertainment industry. and now I'm being chewed up and spit out. If you or anyone could help me out I'd really appreciate it."
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skele-tunny @tunny.wtf · 21/09/2026
hus used to do that when he worked there for 7 years but it didn’t work when the regulars called him by his name
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i see you baby on board bumper stickers and raise you this
bumper sticker DO NOT HIT ME I'M TRANSPORTING SOUP IN OPEN CONTAINERS with a pic of soup in a bowl
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
playing the WD-40 game
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Emi Unstable @youryanderegf.yuri.living · 19/09/2026
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
Nichole Hiltz
The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

@treewarrior.bsky....
maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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skele-tunny @tunny.wtf · 19/09/2026
we were playing ts back in 2012 in middle school with gym mats propped up on their sides
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i was trying to find an old tweet that I thought was funny
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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I think I’m fundamentally incompatible with people that like this aesthetic. None of my friends’ places look like this
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 11/09/2026
This is... to me... a denial that trans people exist. The reference to genetic anomalies is common anti-trans language referring to intersex people.
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skele-tunny @tunny.wtf · 12/09/2026
bjork 🤝 hasan piker
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
we should let kids say swears now. who cares about anything anymore. it should be added to the curriculum of first grade
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 10/09/2026
4 non blondes? Um i think there are way more than that...
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/09/2026
absolutely love this chicago auto shop that has lightning mcqueen for its logo
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 06/09/2026
Oh they are cooking on previously unimaginable levels in Portland
Insta post

blackscratcher
SW Portland
@Black Scratcher
KIRKIVERSARY SPECIAL
year 1 A.K.
$50 neck tattoos for the exact placement of the kirkhole
blackscratcher alright yall here it is. one year After Kirk
CELEBRATION. customs flash whatever. as long as its this placement!!! examples
SOON SOON SOON
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
finally a name for my son
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skele-tunny @tunny.wtf · 06/09/2026
ohio? i don’t use woke names like that anymore. i live in east north east east north east east new america
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 06/09/2026
the view of trans men's self-actualization as "self-harm" is core to our oppression and is genocidal in nature.
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
setting up a debate booth in the charlie kirk memorial corn maze neck hole
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Now in Gunmetal Grey!
A person in the background carrying a bag over their shoulder. In the foreground, a large gray cat sits beside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The text above reads "Introducing CATS FOR MEN™," and below the box, it says "The first feline designed for real, masculine men."
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Taking the dialect quiz and getting defensive. I’ve done no such thing
“I _____ her lifeless body from the pool”
- dragged 
- drug
- I use both interchangeably 
- other
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
this is inside your body when you are eatin a bunch of pretzel rods
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
someone posted (on threads) that opening up threads is like a lil phone cigarette and yes
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
they’ll figure it out if they get hungry enough
Supermarket aisle sign with items listed top to bottom: Can Fish, Microwave, Soup.
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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 03/09/2026
what's the weirdest way we can say Sean Lennon had a kid
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🚬🐚 @clammee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Beatle John
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i love that this has had literally no impact on my day lol
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