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honkin’ down the gosh darn highway

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Worried Shoes @tropicaldandy.bsky.social · 1h
The Windows 95 desktop lamp stays ON during sex
a desktop lamp with a yellow and green glass shade and in black it says WIN95 and to the left is a mouse cursor and to the right is the windows logo
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Worried Shoes @tropicaldandy.bsky.social · 1h
Just found out Donald Fagen is my dad
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Worried Shoes @tropicaldandy.bsky.social · 3h
now watch me nae nae
jesus doing the nae nae on water
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All Is On @mrspotatodick.bsky.social · 6h
i'm gonna smoke crack tonight istg
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Worried Shoes @tropicaldandy.bsky.social · 4h
Shhh not now babe I’m posting
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 4h
Kid rock is eminem’s mom
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Worried Shoes @tropicaldandy.bsky.social · 4h
What if I just had Japanese curry for dinner three nights in a row? You don’t have to answer. It’s rhetorical. I already did.
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Worried Shoes @tropicaldandy.bsky.social · 4h
RIP David Berman you would’ve loved posting
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Worried Shoes @tropicaldandy.bsky.social · 4h
Wynon of Judd
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Worried Shoes @tropicaldandy.bsky.social · 4h
Sgt Memori Albridge Memorial Bridge
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Worried Shoes @tropicaldandy.bsky.social · 5h
I’ve been listening to every Jonathan Richman & The Modern Lovers album this week and to be honest it’s too much Jo Jo. It’s Joverkill.
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Worried Shoes @tropicaldandy.bsky.social · 6h
Brian Wilson was really cooking when he wrote “honkin’ down the gosh darn highway”
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Worried Shoes @tropicaldandy.bsky.social · 23h
Only Jonathan Richman is allowed to rhyme ‘card table’ with ‘laundry pile’. There are laws on the books.
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Worried Shoes @tropicaldandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think I’m back on bsky enough now that it’s time to move the app to my home screen
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Worried Shoes @tropicaldandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This passage in the introduction of ‘The Sacred Mushroom and the Cross’ about the powers of the Amanita muscaria mushroom is basically describing what happens to Mario
INTRODUCTION
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hallucinatory poison. Its religious use among certain Siberian peoples and others has been the subject of study in recent years, and its exhilarating and depressive effects have been clinically examined. These include the stimulation of the perceptive faculties so that the subject sees objects much greater or much smaller than they really are; colours and sounds are much enhanced; and there is a general sense of power, both physical and mental, quite outside the normal range of human experience.
The ancients
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Worried Shoes @tropicaldandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Guy who does ass kegels so he’ll stop shitting himself
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The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Taint” is linguistically funnier but “gooch” hits on something primal
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Worried Shoes @tropicaldandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m officially changing the name of Frosted Flakes to Super Flakes. Precedence has been set.
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Worried Shoes @tropicaldandy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not many people know that Brian Eno wrote the 877-CASH-NOW song
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Worried Shoes @tropicaldandy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
we saw u from across the bar and dig ur vibe
two people dressed in bert and ernie costumes. the heads are really large and appear to be papier-mâché
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Worried Shoes @tropicaldandy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just invented peeling a kiwi and poppin that whole bitch in your mouth one bite
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Worried Shoes @tropicaldandy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Doctor asked me today if I was doing ok mentally and I said yeah I’m good and he said any thoughts of self harm and I said no never but like if a comet smashed into me right now it’d be ok and he just looked at me for like 5 mins
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Flayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Teletubbies are in the book of Revelations
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think a fun way to achieve a kind of immortality would be to summit Everest and then get nude at the very top and die in an attempted self-suck position. Try to get frozen to the spot so they can't get you down and everyone has to deal with you forever. A quick before and after of the concept.
A photo of a smiling man in an orange snowsuit standing at the peak of Mt. Everest, his arms raised in triumph The same photo, but now there is a crude doodle of a figure crouched at the triumphant climber's feet. The figure is dead and frozen and looks like he's trying to suck his own dick, which is fairly shriveled from the intense cold.
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Flayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Morrissey can’t have a new album out, as he died in 1990 after releasing Bona Drag
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Worried Shoes @tropicaldandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Doing this again
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Worried Shoes @tropicaldandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Skeletor is a type of Smurf
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Worried Shoes @tropicaldandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hmu if this is you
a naked mannequin or a cpr dummy or something with long titties, an open mouth, and a thousand yard stare just leaning against a brick wall like fml
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Worried Shoes @tropicaldandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Love opening this app a few times a day to see what insane bullshit you’re posting
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Worried Shoes @tropicaldandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Marry Me Tuna Casserole
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Worried Shoes @tropicaldandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ok I listened to the Texas song and I always try to listen to a song as a song instead of how it’s presented and it wasn’t bad but not my thing. You know what’s better is Amarillo by Morning by George strait.
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tania ⊹ @synthstatic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
before I get this tattoo has Mothra done anything problematic?
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Worried Shoes @tropicaldandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Learned something
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🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Was ET the zodiac killer?
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blood @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Old Scottish man reading the newspaper and calling Garfield a cunt
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My performance review notes that I “turned the heat up on these hoes”
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Worried Shoes @tropicaldandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
music.apple.com
Tellings by Ida on Apple Music
Song · 1996 · Duration 4:25
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Worried Shoes @tropicaldandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Final #randompulls for the weekend • Struggling Man by Jimmy Cliff • The Hard Way In to the Way Out of Easy by Jeff Parker ETA IVtet • Fat Boys by Fat Boys • The New Eve Is Rising by The New Eves
Struggling Man LP by Jimmy CliffThe Hard Way In to the Way Out of Easy LP by Jeff Parker ETA IVtetFat Boys LP by Fat BoysThe New Eve Is Rising LP by The New Eves
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Worried Shoes @tropicaldandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
what's goin on here
a ken doll where you can shave his magic balls. it comes with fun "shaving cream", "shaver", and more
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Worried Shoes @tropicaldandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
cum on shush the noize
a typewriter called the remington quiet-riter
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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
A fat cowboy named Girth Brooks
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Worried Shoes @tropicaldandy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is the best VU song. I don't care what you think.
music.apple.com
Foggy Notion by The Velvet Underground on Apple Music
Song · 1985 · Duration 6:55
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Worried Shoes @tropicaldandy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In OKC traveling north on 235 right when it goes under the train tracks where it crosses 44, there’s a billboard for the U.S. Men’s Sitting National Team and every single time I see it my brain thinks it says Shitting team and I’m like hell I could be on that team easy
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🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dracula bringing iced blood to his interview
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Worried Shoes @tropicaldandy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Finished Dog Years. Dog Years is done. I’ve moved on to this. Nice blurb, Lou.
A book called There’s Something About Jonathan about Jonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers. There is pic of a younger Jonathan and a blurb from Lou Reed that says “I love Jonathan Richman”
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Worried Shoes @tropicaldandy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Five Knights of Freddy’s
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Worried Shoes @tropicaldandy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today’s entry in John Darnielle’s lyrics book is ‘Get High and Listen to The Cure’ and you know what? Okay.
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Worried Shoes @tropicaldandy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
music.apple.com
Outer Spaceways Incorporated by Bitchin Bajas on Apple Music
Song · 2021 · Duration 4:01
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Worried Shoes @tropicaldandy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why does the north get a different Easter than I get? Did they have a different Jesus?
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Worried Shoes @tropicaldandy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Saturday #randompulls • Send You by Sneaky Feelings • Dixie Fever by Makoto Kubota & The Sunset Gang • I’ve Got You On My Mind Again by Buck Owens and His Buckaroos • Minute By Minute by The Doobie Brothers
Send You LP by Sneaky FeelingsDixie Fever LP by Makoto Kubota & The Sunset GangI’ve Got You On My Mind Again LP by Buck Owens and His BuckaroosMinute By Minute LP by The Doobie Brothers
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