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Cait

@trustworthylemon.bsky.social
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She/Her Queer just moved from TX to WA pfp pic taken by my loverboy

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Tess Scilipoti @scilipoti.bsky.social · 11h
dolls to watch out for "Girl Research"
a comic. "Dolls to watch out for" titled "Girl Research". Harriet needs a little extra cash, so she signs up for a focus group... she thinks "I wish i hadnt said I was trans." Focus group leader says "Okay! How does this image make you feel? And don't lie, I'll know." It's a poster of a sexy dog girl. Harriet says "Dog girls are a little passe, aren't they? Sorry." Other focus group members are mad at her. Leader says "Actually, Harriet's assertion aligns with our product analysis." She turns to page to show a chart. "Dog girls have peaked. Bunny girls are big now. We're very bullish on mouse girls next quarter." Another member says "What about cat girls?" Leader says "Old money. No movement." Harriet says "What product are you people allegedly researching, anyway?" Leader says "You ever heard of Castration Movie?"
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Cait @trustworthylemon.bsky.social · 12h
Woman who gets this but meaning she’s attracted to cowards
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 05/12/2024
TRANSLATION GUIDE: hey - hey heyyy - i want to have sex with you heyyyyy - i want to have sex with you heyyyyyyy - i want to have sex with you heyyyyyyyyy - i want to have sex with you heyyyyyyyyyyy - i totaled your car last night
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Tim Murphy @timothypmurphy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
extremely bold choice to announce that you're ending your campaign at the Alamo www.ksat.com/news/texas/2...
ksat.com
Ken Paxton to close Senate campaign with “Come and Take It” bus tour ending at the Alamo
The Republican nominee plans to hit over 30 stops across Texas, concluding with a stop at the Alamo on the eve of Election Day, as he competes in an intensely close Senate race against Democrat James ...
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Hey are you okay you keep reposting After The Threesome They Both Take You Home by Sue Hyon Bae
After the Threesome, They Both Take You Home

Sue Hyon Bae

even though it’s so very late
and they have to report to their jobs
in a few hours, they both get in the car,
one driving, one shotgun, you in the back
like a child needing a drive to settle into sleep,
even though one could drive and the other
sleep, because they can’t sleep
without each other, they’d rather drive you
across the city rather than be apart for half an hour,
the office buildings lit pointlessly beautiful
for nobody except you to admire their reflections
in the water, the lovers too busy talking
about that colleague they don’t like,
tomorrow’s dinner plans, how once
they bought peaches on a road trip and ate and ate
until they could taste it in each other’s pores,
they get out of car together to kiss you goodnight,
you who have perfected the ghost goodbye,
exiting gatherings noiselessly, leaving only
a dahlia-scented perfume, your ribcage
compressing to slide through doors ajar and untouched,
yesterday you were a flash of white in a pigeon’s blinking eye,
in the day few hours old you stand solid and full
of other people’s love for each other
spilling over, warm leftovers.
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Scare-ah Colonthree @sarah.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s called the g spot cause it makes you say “gadzooks im going to cum big style”
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Rien Gray @riengray.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
when there's a size difference but the sub is the larger one
the side of a dumpster that for some reason says "large enough to serve, small enough to care"
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"snowpiercer is trying to say that class societ-" WRONG, snowpiercer is saying that it even in the worst circumstances that it kicks ass to be on a train
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@hudlion

sometimes, I think it would be worse to be an insect and wake up one morning and find you had been transformed into a guy with a job
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
reading his breakup text the next morning while his cum is still inside me
Winnie the Pooh squinting while reading a sheet of paper
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Lizstar @lizstar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A ferret, a mink, a stoat, and a weasel are starting up a new band called Weezel
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𝐆𝐑𝐈𝐌 🎃 @gcbaccaris.itch.io · 04/10/2026
with mama
a tiny garter snake resting its head on a big garter snake
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Something AI is responsible for that doesn't get enough talk: How, when it scrapes a website to illegally steal everything on it, it uses up a ton of its bandwidth allotment, crashing it or racking up massive fees for site owners.
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 04/10/2026
Saw your best friends earlier
Sign saying “A SUB'S
BEST FRIENDS” with a photo of a bottle of tea and a bag of Doritos under it
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes, computers do everything at our company but don't worry, there's always a human reviewer. Nothing goes out the door without one of our highly trained shruggers briefly glancing at it and clicking Approve
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
New: As gay bars across the country say that Meta is flagging and deactivating their accounts without warning, I spoke to an Austin queer bar that says Meta nearly destroyed their ability to advertise events: www.chron.com/culture/arti...
chron.com
How Meta's new content moderation upended a Texas gay bar
At least one LGBTQ establishment in Texas says the social media giant has incorrectly disabled its social media account, potentially hurting business.
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
gm
Someone tweets "gotd - How the fuck can there be anti
vaccine "witches?"

If you disagree with binding an invisible malignant entity into a single drop of potin that seals a subject's blood against the full force of that very same entity's curse then you are not and can never be a witch you're just a karen who buys rocks"
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𐌳𐌹𐌻𐌴𐍄𐍄𐌰 @favourite-sinner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
consider women
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Cait @trustworthylemon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
women’s underwear should have the flap
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
29 Sep 2026
Heathcliff approaches the meat store in a brown blimp that says BEEF CIDER in big yellow letters along its side. Two employees watch him, and one says "I love this time of year."
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Ashitaka's story emphasizes the importance of having two girlfriends, one who is nice but evil and one who is mean but good, and you have to spend all of your time doing stuff for them
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I-5
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[guy who contains multitudes just sprung a leak] oh no, my tudes!
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reilly 🐾 @poss.dog · 17/09/2026
A Venn diagram. The outer circles read dog, car, and husband. The intersection of dog and car is horse. The intersection of dog and husband is werewolf. The intersection of car and husband is centaur. The intersection of all three is dragon.
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Julia Kaye, lovergirl era @upandoutcomic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
hittin the akira slide on the e vial 💉✨ twitch.tv/upandoutcomic
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Wolfy D. Lucca 🌓🐺 @spookalucca.tv · 17/09/2026
every tranny's "evil plan" is having her loved ones move closer
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Cait @trustworthylemon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think it’s best with guys that shouldn’t have a moustache. Stached up dinosaurs would kill
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 17/09/2026
the quickest way to earn respect at your local game store is to bring a commander deck where youve altered every single character on every single card to have a twirly mustache
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Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Dans la solitude, j'ai ressenti la liberté dont vous parliez. Mais j'ai senti aussi que vous me manquiez."
study of a shot from french movie Portrait of a lady on fire, close shot of the two character on the shore, ocean behind them, Héloïse looking angrily at Marianne, who's viewed from behind
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Claire, Boo Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
one of my cis dude friends asked what locktober is in the vc and without missing a beat another cis dude friend goes "locktober is like toyotathon for people who like to put penises in jail"
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Swan Boy cast working together to feed Baby God with a big spoon.
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 11/09/2026
*texting your ex* so it’s kirkmas, which got me thinking about what YOUR throat can do—
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 09/09/2026
Any answer other than “who gives a shit, republicans are using a dozen kids playing JV volleyball as a distraction from looting the county and covering for elite pedophiles” is cowardly horseshit
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
P1: mouse girl looking at the brawl Victory screen for samus wishing she'd kill and eat her 
P2: same girl looks at announcement for the new metroid game where samus is saying she needs to kill and eat everyone 

The girl is blushing in both panels
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Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
growth from decay
drawing of an alt- or slightly goth-looking woman, in platform heels, a skirt, a red top with a cleavage and an angel halo above her head, surrounded by skulls, bones forming a ribcage, big flowers in the dark background
her left arm and shoulder shows tattoo of biblically accurate angels, basically eyes and wings
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🌑 @fell.energy · 08/09/2026
you're ethically non-monogamous? that's cool. i practice insane clown poly
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Fat Fucking Chud Ass Clown @kastor.sh · 23/07/2026
It’s finally out
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Cute Monster Props @cutemonster.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
We noticed ye from across the bar and are fond of yer lobster.
A grescale costume of Eefram and Thomas from the Lighthouse (2019)
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nutmeg @poppliomom.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
this wouldn't leave my head until i drew it #fieldsofmistria
Fanart of Juniper from Fields of Mistria in her summer outfit with her hand over her face, facing the right with a sad expression. Text over her says "When I ask her 'boobs or butt?' and she says 'personality' but I have mental problems and fantastic boobs." Valen is faded over the text.
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Drew Mackie @drewgmackie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I made this. I can’t remember why, but it stands on its own, clearly.
Altered SMB3 scene in which the Grass Land king thanks Toadette, not Mario, and says “Thank you, mushroom woman! But to be honest, I kinda prefer being a dog. Woof woof, honey!”
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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
this is excellent
stigmatizing Rowling’s weaponization of childhood not only requires personal withdrawal for most people, it necessitates something much more difficult: being a giant fucking killjoy. You should tell people discussing the show that you’re not watching it, and why, and you should let yourself openly cringe at your sister-in-law’s Harry Potter tote bag, and you should bring up unprompted that the onslaught of legislation against trans people makes you sad and angry, presuming it does, and you should do this because, not despite, the fact that it will make you look annoying as hell and may make everyone present uncomfortable. (You probably won’t even get the kudos of looking like a cool ally, because you’re still ultimately talking about Harry Potter. Sorry about that.)
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The Menu (2022)
Anya Taylor Joy in The Menu, an excellent movie in which spoilers she orders a cheeseburger from a fancy chef
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
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Joshua Rivera @jmrivera.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
WOLVERINE (to senator Kelly): listen bub — bein a weeaboo’s a gift
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Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
a nymph's rest
drawing inspired by part of Waterhouse's painting "Hylas and the Nymphs", except I'm focusing on only three nymphs, partly immersed in water, enjoying the sun, no longer looking at Hylas (he doesn't exist here) but enjoying themselves in their corner of the pond
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