Reposted by Collie CariadCollie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Trying to explain why I can still jump for a few ticks after walking off a ledge 0162
Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Trying to explain why I can still jump for a few ticks after walking off a ledge 0162
Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Some of you forget I made drive time radio some of you I had an important role in promoting markepliers YouTube Red series 071
Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I've never read a single Homestuck but I think I have enough of a grasp on the vibes to say that Dess is a Homestuck but Noelle is not. 050
Reposted by Collie Cariad Vermin 🔞 @wordpossum.bsky.social · 11/05/2026My new pfp, drawn by the wonderful charming happy upbeat darling @pankki.bsky.social 0267
Reposted by Collie CariadCollie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Curly hair is so fucking stupid 5671
Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Lads rights to a lovely day out and a country drive. Uncritical support for a lovely lads trip 050
Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Trying to get a tgirl to cum feels like how the doctor needs to run around the TARDIS controls and hit it with doohikeys and shit to make it go since it wasn't designed for just one pilot. You gotta sproink on the thingamajig sometimes that's just how it is 824646
Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The venn diagram between afab non-binary names and WWII soldier nicknames is a circle 160
Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026this is why we have a male loneliness epidemic. a couple nice lads can't have a van meetup in close proximity to a USAF airfield without everyone losing their shit 0100
Reposted by Collie CariadPiper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It's always surprising when Google still works 620430
Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I want a Unamusume style gatcha game where i can build my own cabinet and also like horse racing i can eventually turn them into glue 1110
Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Disney going all in on X-Men is really funny because the obvious blatant current allegory for mutants is "those trannies" but they won't touch that with a 10 foot pole so most of the subtext is going to be like "love is love <3" and "'yas queen. Live your freaking truth' - Magneto" 191
Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Seeing the ease and beauty of farm to table game development behind the bars of my industrial Jira hell. 2774104
Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Labour conference predictions: - Tax on neopronouns scrapped in favour of flat rate tariff on being kind of fruity - indefinite right to remoan - burnham will say "AI Britain" or "Lets all Cyber" or something idk 090
Reposted by Collie CariadFive / #2137 @five.yiff.ie · 28/09/2026Being broke + unemployed sucks when you have to pay rent, utilities *and* your hrt and antidepressants are running out. I'm sorry to continue asking month in and month out, but there's no way I can make it this month on my own. Thank you in advance ko-fi.com/fivefivefive...ko-fi.comBuy Five Baker a CoffeeBecome a supporter of Five Baker today! 13851
Reposted by Collie Cariadvideogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 28/09/2026computer art, zx spectrum (1988) archive.org/details/cras... 524844
Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026subtember locktober nonutvember when will the boot on the neck of the working woman be defeated 0255
Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My powerful moon spell reduces your life points to...heh... 0100
Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Looking for a failgirl to debase herself in every conceivable way 2131
Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Guy at the start of the WWII movie: I'm gonna suck off an entire German platoon single handed, you'll see fellahs Guy at the end of the WWII movie: those were the words of a boy. A stupid ignorant boy. 061
Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Need to stop being horny on main I might rut for president one day 0151
Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I bet it feels so fucking good to be a sizzling fajita platter [Human Domestication Guide - Glitchy Robo] [TF] [Non-Consensual] [Affini Character(s) / Human Characters(s)] [Dead Dove: Do Not Eat] 1347
Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My stupid roommate thinks I have too many hairbrushes. Those aren't hairbrushes idiot those are my shower brush and my detangler and my curl styler and my wide tooth comb and my root plumper you stupid bitch 0220
Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026imagine you were working on all the shooting and FPS mechanics in Spec Ops: The Line and you checked in with the narrative guys and all their whiteboards are like 1181
Reposted by Collie Cariadsweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 25/09/2026It’s 🐝 yourself Friday don’t forget to 🐝 yourself today 03811
Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026it's 🐝 someone else friday. everyone grab a partner and swap 2402
Reposted by Collie CariadCollie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Would you kill her yes/no? 8512
Reposted by Collie CariadCoral 🪸🐶 @coral.dog · 03/01/2026Fuck everything. Un-anthros your Coral 8647103
Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026if i could learn the whole intro to the bugs bunny show as a sex thing would that appeal to any of you 2110
Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Fuzzy spider gf. Fuzzy spider gf who rubs her chelicerae on u. Fuzzy spider gf who traps you in her web. Fuzzy spider gf who chitters pleasently 0143
Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Okay so: ✅"I hope you get sent to the camps" ❌"I hope you get eaten by piranhas" ❔"I hope you get sent to the piranha camps" 1234
Reposted by Collie CariadRicket @ricket.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Mini sketchpage for @laughinstock.bsky.social ! 103617638
Reposted by Collie CariadVictor Cirilo @v-3.bsky.social · 24/09/2026@readvesna.com #LoyalHoundVesna Everyone, read this story! I even made a "non-canon filler" animation based on this work, lol! 0577
Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026global blonde selloff adding to pressure at the pumps...no...NO!... 000
Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Turns out if you're a gifted kid who can mask well a troll will put you in a big simmering cauldron with salt and pepper and herbs and carrots and onion and celery and potatoes and some beef stock and a splash of red wine 4357
Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026By Anticitizen One I fully believe Dr Breen still thinks he could solve the whole thing by challenging Gordon Freeman to a well meaning and vigorous debate 3131
Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It's not locktober it's Cinamascare's Monster Madness: Godzillathon 061
Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Almost typed the five burrows. How delightful? Bunny city? Bunny queens bunny Brooklyn? 1203
Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Peek behind the collie curtain: my job was at risk, it's (for now) safe. Yay 0110