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Collie Cariad

@colliecariad.bsky.social
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trying to explain why I can still jump for a few ticks after walking off a ledge
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trying to explain why I can still jump for a few ticks after walking off a ledge
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kris Deltarune
A cartoon coyote in a realistic office setting. It's sat in a chair and frowning, holding a sign.
The sign reads "it's a limited number of signs."
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Some of you forget I made drive time radio some of you I had an important role in promoting markepliers YouTube Red series
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
YMCA
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've never read a single Homestuck but I think I have enough of a grasp on the vibes to say that Dess is a Homestuck but Noelle is not.
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Vermin 🔞 @wordpossum.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
My new pfp, drawn by the wonderful charming happy upbeat darling @pankki.bsky.social
A curly haired anthropomorphic possum staring into the camera in the middle of a greyscale thrush
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Curly hair is so fucking stupid
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lads rights to a lovely day out and a country drive. Uncritical support for a lovely lads trip
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trying to get a tgirl to cum feels like how the doctor needs to run around the TARDIS controls and hit it with doohikeys and shit to make it go since it wasn't designed for just one pilot. You gotta sproink on the thingamajig sometimes that's just how it is
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The venn diagram between afab non-binary names and WWII soldier nicknames is a circle
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this is why we have a male loneliness epidemic. a couple nice lads can't have a van meetup in close proximity to a USAF airfield without everyone losing their shit
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A certain possum we all know...
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's always surprising when Google still works
Google images 

Search bar reads "that one dyke from peanuts"

Images include Peppermint Patty and Marcie
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I want a Unamusume style gatcha game where i can build my own cabinet and also like horse racing i can eventually turn them into glue
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Disney going all in on X-Men is really funny because the obvious blatant current allegory for mutants is "those trannies" but they won't touch that with a 10 foot pole so most of the subtext is going to be like "love is love <3" and "'yas queen. Live your freaking truth' - Magneto"
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Seeing the ease and beauty of farm to table game development behind the bars of my industrial Jira hell.
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Labour conference predictions: - Tax on neopronouns scrapped in favour of flat rate tariff on being kind of fruity - indefinite right to remoan - burnham will say "AI Britain" or "Lets all Cyber" or something idk
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Curly hair is so fucking stupid
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Five / #2137 @five.yiff.ie · 28/09/2026
Being broke + unemployed sucks when you have to pay rent, utilities *and* your hrt and antidepressants are running out. I'm sorry to continue asking month in and month out, but there's no way I can make it this month on my own. Thank you in advance ko-fi.com/fivefivefive...
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
computer art, zx spectrum (1988) archive.org/details/cras...
pixelated garfield, sitting, grinning, stomach bulging.
text above:
never trust
a smiling cat
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
subtember locktober nonutvember when will the boot on the neck of the working woman be defeated
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My powerful moon spell reduces your life points to...heh...
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Looking for a failgirl to debase herself in every conceivable way
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Guy at the start of the WWII movie: I'm gonna suck off an entire German platoon single handed, you'll see fellahs Guy at the end of the WWII movie: those were the words of a boy. A stupid ignorant boy.
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Need to stop being horny on main I might rut for president one day
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I bet it feels so fucking good to be a sizzling fajita platter [Human Domestication Guide - Glitchy Robo] [TF] [Non-Consensual] [Affini Character(s) / Human Characters(s)] [Dead Dove: Do Not Eat]
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
clicked on the mid-autumn festival tag
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My stupid roommate thinks I have too many hairbrushes. Those aren't hairbrushes idiot those are my shower brush and my detangler and my curl styler and my wide tooth comb and my root plumper you stupid bitch
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
imagine you were working on all the shooting and FPS mechanics in Spec Ops: The Line and you checked in with the narrative guys and all their whiteboards are like
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you're not taking it just touch it
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 25/09/2026
It’s 🐝 yourself Friday don’t forget to 🐝 yourself today
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it's 🐝 someone else friday. everyone grab a partner and swap
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Would you kill her yes/no?
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Coral 🪸🐶 @coral.dog · 03/01/2026
Fuck everything. Un-anthros your Coral
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Would you kill her yes/no?
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
if i could learn the whole intro to the bugs bunny show as a sex thing would that appeal to any of you
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
did they break up or did she transition
“i ❤️ my autistic boyfriend” tshirt, size small, very good condition, he unfortunately is not my boyfriend anymore but thats ok it doesn’t affect the tshirt.
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Got the surgery
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fuzzy spider gf. Fuzzy spider gf who rubs her chelicerae on u. Fuzzy spider gf who traps you in her web. Fuzzy spider gf who chitters pleasently
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Okay so: ✅"I hope you get sent to the camps" ❌"I hope you get eaten by piranhas" ❔"I hope you get sent to the piranha camps"
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Ricket @ricket.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mini sketchpage for @laughinstock.bsky.social !
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Victor Cirilo @v-3.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@readvesna.com #LoyalHoundVesna Everyone, read this story! I even made a "non-canon filler" animation based on this work, lol!
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
global blonde selloff adding to pressure at the pumps...no...NO!...
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Turns out if you're a gifted kid who can mask well a troll will put you in a big simmering cauldron with salt and pepper and herbs and carrots and onion and celery and potatoes and some beef stock and a splash of red wine
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
By Anticitizen One I fully believe Dr Breen still thinks he could solve the whole thing by challenging Gordon Freeman to a well meaning and vigorous debate
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's not locktober it's Cinamascare's Monster Madness: Godzillathon
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Almost typed the five burrows. How delightful? Bunny city? Bunny queens bunny Brooklyn?
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Peek behind the collie curtain: my job was at risk, it's (for now) safe. Yay
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