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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 05/12/2024

TRANSLATION GUIDE: hey - hey heyyy - i want to have sex with you heyyyyy - i want to have sex with you heyyyyyyy - i want to have sex with you heyyyyyyyyy - i want to have sex with you heyyyyyyyyyyy - i totaled your car last night

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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Hey are you okay you keep reposting After The Threesome They Both Take You Home by Sue Hyon Bae

After the Threesome, They Both Take You Home

Sue Hyon Bae

even though it’s so very late
and they have to report to their jobs
in a few hours, they both get in the car,
one driving, one shotgun, you in the back
like a child needing a drive to settle into sleep,
even though one could drive and the other
sleep, because they can’t sleep
without each other, they’d rather drive you
across the city rather than be apart for half an hour,
the office buildings lit pointlessly beautiful
for nobody except you to admire their reflections
in the water, the lovers too busy talking
about that colleague they don’t like,
tomorrow’s dinner plans, how once
they bought peaches on a road trip and ate and ate
until they could taste it in each other’s pores,
they get out of car together to kiss you goodnight,
you who have perfected the ghost goodbye,
exiting gatherings noiselessly, leaving only
a dahlia-scented perfume, your ribcage
compressing to slide through doors ajar and untouched,
yesterday you were a flash of white in a pigeon’s blinking eye,
in the day few hours old you stand solid and full
of other people’s love for each other
spilling over, warm leftovers.

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Scare-ah Colonthree @sarah.northsky.social · 08/10/2026

It’s called the g spot cause it makes you say “gadzooks im going to cum big style”

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Rien Gray @riengray.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

when there's a size difference but the sub is the larger one

the side of a dumpster that for some reason says "large enough to serve, small enough to care"

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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

"snowpiercer is trying to say that class societ-" WRONG, snowpiercer is saying that it even in the worst circumstances that it kicks ass to be on a train

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

reading his breakup text the next morning while his cum is still inside me

Winnie the Pooh squinting while reading a sheet of paper

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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Something AI is responsible for that doesn't get enough talk: How, when it scrapes a website to illegally steal everything on it, it uses up a ton of its bandwidth allotment, crashing it or racking up massive fees for site owners.

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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 04/10/2026

Saw your best friends earlier

Sign saying “A SUB'S
BEST FRIENDS” with a photo of a bottle of tea and a bag of Doritos under it

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Yes, computers do everything at our company but don't worry, there's always a human reviewer. Nothing goes out the door without one of our highly trained shruggers briefly glancing at it and clicking Approve

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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

New: As gay bars across the country say that Meta is flagging and deactivating their accounts without warning, I spoke to an Austin queer bar that says Meta nearly destroyed their ability to advertise events: www.chron.com/culture/arti...

chron.com

How Meta's new content moderation upended a Texas gay bar

At least one LGBTQ establishment in Texas says the social media giant has incorrectly disabled its social media account, potentially hurting business.

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Cait @trustworthylemon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

women’s underwear should have the flap

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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Ashitaka's story emphasizes the importance of having two girlfriends, one who is nice but evil and one who is mean but good, and you have to spend all of your time doing stuff for them

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

[guy who contains multitudes just sprung a leak] oh no, my tudes!

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Julia Kaye, lovergirl era @upandoutcomic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

hittin the akira slide on the e vial 💉✨ twitch.tv/upandoutcomic

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Wolfy D. Lucca 🌓🐺 @spookalucca.tv · 17/09/2026

every tranny's "evil plan" is having her loved ones move closer

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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 17/09/2026

the quickest way to earn respect at your local game store is to bring a commander deck where youve altered every single character on every single card to have a twirly mustache

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Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

"Dans la solitude, j'ai ressenti la liberté dont vous parliez. Mais j'ai senti aussi que vous me manquiez."

study of a shot from french movie Portrait of a lady on fire, close shot of the two character on the shore, ocean behind them, Héloïse looking angrily at Marianne, who's viewed from behind

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Claire, Boo Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

one of my cis dude friends asked what locktober is in the vc and without missing a beat another cis dude friend goes "locktober is like toyotathon for people who like to put penises in jail"

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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 11/09/2026

*texting your ex* so it’s kirkmas, which got me thinking about what YOUR throat can do—

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 09/09/2026

Any answer other than “who gives a shit, republicans are using a dozen kids playing JV volleyball as a distraction from looting the county and covering for elite pedophiles” is cowardly horseshit

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