The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 26/09/2026Mary says enough Postcard Club. We need scritches over here. Happy Caturday. www.thecolacorporation.com/products/pos... 0171
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 26/09/2026Drinking the blood of my rivals to impress the hiring manager 2213
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 25/09/2026Taking my claim "The world's only marketing email with footnotes" seriously bit.ly/cola-email 090
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 25/09/2026Writing 100 personalized post cards is (a) a terrible use of my time, and (b) the best possible use of my time. Slowing down is a luxury that most brands can't afford. I don't need things to go faster or bigger. The future is offline. Postcard Club is an early move in that direction. 1222
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 24/09/2026We are writing for Postcard Club. I doubled memberships from last time, and there are still a few memberships left www.thecolacorporation.com/products/pos... 0143
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 22/09/2026Every so often, a Serious Practitioner of the Arts sends me a long-winded, condescending email that enumerates my shortcomings as a designer, often built around a crit 🙄 of a particular Cola piece. 1110
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 15/09/2026I'm gonna be offline (at least mostly) until 9/22. I'll check Cola emails throughout the day. All orders between now and then will ship no later than 9/25 👋 see ya soon 5240
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 15/09/2026Medium just sold out. A few left in the other sizes. Thanks for being rabid, Mike! 1121
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 15/09/2026Kraft attributes to Macklemore "a broader history of antisemitic rhetoric and imagery ..." If you spend three years telling people they are antisemitic for objecting to images of Palestinian parents carrying their children's dismembered limbs in bags, eventually those people are going to say, "OK." 0242
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 14/09/2026When NASCAR runs this super-gross shit in their pre-race package, I would normally say that they are pandering to their core audience's worst nature. Sadly, this is now bi-partisan pandering, for the delectation of transphobes on both sides. It's a big tent. 0100
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 13/09/2026If your strategy allows for Palestinians and trans people dying by the tens of thousands, you are not pragmatic. You are abhorrent. 0308
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 10/09/2026Postcard Club resumes the last week of September. As you can see, Powers is helping. Memberships 👇 www.thecolacorporation.com/products/pos... 2100
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 10/09/2026Bracing for record unsubscribes on today's email 📧 mailchi.mp/thecolacorpo... 2131
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 10/09/2026Patriots owner Robert Kraft skated on solicitation charges while the masseuse he hired was fined $31,000. Patriots coach Mike Vrabel got caught w/ a reporter. She lost her job and has been roundly reviled and mocked. Mike's on national TV rn. This country hates women. Patriots indeed. 2456
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 09/09/2026"If 9/11 happened today, a lot of leftists would be celebrating." On 9/11 at 2:40pm, Rumsfeld instructed his staff to look for a connection to Saddam Hussein so the US could hit Iraq. The towers had collapsed < 5 hours before and DR was checking off his wishlist of unrealized career aspirations. 15313
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 09/09/2026Whoa whoa whoa. A head of state sat on credible intelligence of an imminent terrorist attack and did nothing about it, which led to said leader capitalizing on said attack into perpetuity? And you’re telling me this on the week of 9/11? Lol ok dude. 0252
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 08/09/2026For 25 years, Trump and his ilk have exploited 9/11 to sell us on all manner of bullshit. Today I'm joining them. 👇 thecolacorporation.straw.page 1194
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 05/09/2026inspiring voters with 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 technocratic 🕯 incrementalism 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 1190
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 04/09/2026Excited to announce THE $911 SWEATER ahead of next week's festivities thecolacorporation.straw.page 3101
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 29/08/2026Postcard Club 2 dropping later today Email only 👇 bit.ly/cola-email 0120
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 29/08/2026If you know a lawyer with expertise in re-entry to the US via customs, please give me a holler. Trying to put a game plan together. 🙏 1128
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 28/08/2026Me logging onto Bluesky and seeing the top trending topic is "Debate over using 'y'all'"static.klipy.comGrandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The SimpsonsAlt: Grandpa Abe walks into restaurant, sees Bart at reception, and immediately turns around and leaves 3402
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 28/08/2026I have nothing against BTS or their music. I just think it's fucked up that they named themselves after this guy 1120
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 27/08/2026Caught between wanting to grow my brand and the immense relief I feel waking up to zero emails 1160
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 27/08/2026I feel like there should be a Major League Baseball player whose first name is Kibble. 180
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 26/08/2026And now Tim Curry, also 80. These things happen in threes, right? 🤞 3240
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 25/08/2026Normally I would say this is just a coincidence, but we're talking about the Giants here 3161
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 24/08/2026The Atlantic reassuring their readers that liberals are, in fact, conservatives. "If you want to see conservative values in practice, you'll often find them among people who vote Democrat." 1160
Reposted by The Cola CorporationErika Rier @erikarier.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Any Oregon construction lawyers in the room excited to be paid in ceramics? I know it’s a long shot but I’m at the end of my rope here. 12116
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 19/08/2026Outrageous. PCC reports that they are "being sued under the Ku Klux Klan Act. The suit ... alleges that NSJP and PCC entered into a 'conspiracy' to organize the April 2024 UCLA Palestine Solidarity Encampment with the purpose of depriving Jewish people of their civil rights on UCLA campus." 13215
The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 18/08/2026So she's begging the SEC to open bogus fraud investigations against herespn.comJeanie Buss contesting family's vote to sell stake in LakersJeanie Buss is contesting a claim from the rest of the Buss family that they are sharing their remaining stake in the Lakers to new owners Josh Kushner and Bob Iger. 082
