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More partial to the second guitar solo in Sultans of Swing but that may change one day

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 6h
This is because he agrees with Trump on Omar because she is Muslim and rightfully criticizes the genocidal warmongers in Israel.
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 6h
Guy who has never skipped dinner to save money says what
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Micah @rincewind.run · 6h
the important thing to know about every republican candidate who is pretending they will be an independent voice and not a rubber stamp for trump is that they're all lying
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 8h
Congrats to incoming White House press secretary Tilly Norwood
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/10/2026
I will simply never respect a libertarian
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 06/06/2025
7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats
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ThongSongRecommender @tiredafterall.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I can't imagine anyone demanding this. This is so weird why do this
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 15/10/2026
People from every background switch affiliations all the time, but Jane Coaston will always be stupid because it took her into her thirties to grow out libertarianism.
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 15/10/2026
You were a libertarian like four years ago. The red scare crew have been right wingers longer than you’ve nominally been a liberal.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a little dog is sleeping on a couch, kicking its paws. A person says, “look! The little kicks!” Panel 2: in awe of the cuteness, the person continues, “what do you think he’s dreaming about?” Panel 3: in the dog’s dream, the pup is wearing a captain’s jacket, holding tightly to a wooden ship on stormy seas. In his other paw, he is gripping a harpoon as an enormous vacuum cleaner breaches violently from the water.
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manuclearb0mb.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Mohammed El-Kurd @m7mdkurd
Your definition of Zionism does not matter. Nor does mine. Zionism is defined by its material manifestations. The purpose of a system is what it does. And the Zionist system does racism and genocide. Simple. Please spare me the arrogant insufferable graaating Oxbridge debates. Your opinions are irrelevant. People are dying.
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Punch Upon a Time @teamsupersaurus.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Joining the Tourney Royale and fighting for The Council for Canadian American Relations! @gooffkings.bsky.social: @jessefarrar.com Stefan @libbycwatson.com
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LeeAnn Wombat @jonnyauping.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
When you shared those concerns with your boss and other leaders at
ESPN, did they offer a defense?
No. It was almost like putting their heads in the sand. What bothered me most was a seeming disregard for the dangers and not thinking about the ramifications of ESPN normalizing gambling for an audience that looks to ESPN as sort of their sports guide, essentially—not looking down the road at the parallels between gambling and other addictive things in our country that have been normalized, such as opioids and cigarettes, that ended up becoming major public health crises.
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
*ivy league dean slaps his head* OF COURSE! We should investigate campus sex crimes!
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 12/10/2026
and I stand with the hectoring, pedantic weirdos. they are the thin blue line that's keeping this place unprofitable and therefore okay to look at during work hours
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 12/10/2026
twitter is a nicer and friendlier place than bluesky: false bluesky has some of the most aggressively hectoring, pedantic weirdos on the entire internet: true
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Sephora Shopping Bag
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Actually it’s okay to be mean to Nazis
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A digital illustration depicting Peter Falk as Lieutenant Columbo in his signature rumpled raincoat, shown in profile looking to the right, nearly nose to nose with his basset hound, Dog, who is leaning out of the open window of a car looking back at the detective. A word balloon next to Columbo's head contains lettering reading 'Maybe it will happen today'
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I think that if millennials/gen Z work together we can drive HOAs to the breaking point
Kyle
My HOA once charged me $75 because my trash can was visible from the street for approximately six minutes. So now I use the anonymous form on their website to report myself for having grass that's too long. Sandra has to walk all the way over with a ruler and measure it once a week. It's important to stay involved in your community.

A lady with a ruler walking away from a yard
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 11/10/2026
Repeat after me: Yes on 40, no on 41 and 42, which are designed to cancel out 40!
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 29/03/2025
the Schwarzenegger/Weathers handshake meme with I Think You Should Leave and Salò or the 120 Days of Sodom clasping hands over the phrase "There's too much fuckin' shit on me"
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I will never, ever consider my audience when making art. You are a disgusting flesh piano I manipulate to make the noises that please me. That’s the Rob Delaney promise.
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I genuinely mean this. I cannot imagine a more bleak dystopian notion than the idea of all art being turned into slop designed to coddle my exact perceived intentions. The point of literature, film, music, and art is to be exposed to the interior lives of others. Who are these people.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
every senate democrat voted to confirm marco rubio.
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My wife doesn’t like AI…. You might say she’s…Miss Anthropic
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Anthropic banning “abusive or cruel behavior” toward Claude in its new usage policies is proof to me that tech companies are going to moderate violence against AI before they ever moderate violence against women and minorities
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Waverly @waverlysm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
courtesy pictures for sad children
panel 1: announcer at a podium says "welcome everyone to our thirtieth annual air show"
panel 2: a crowd of people clap
panel 3: announcer says "oh, here's the first j-"
panel 4: jet goes WOOSH
panel 5: announcer says "if you were a kurdish villager, this is what it might sound like to die"
panel 6: two jets go RAAAAR
panel 7: announcer says "or survive, waking every night to the sternum-shaking screams of these nightmare engines"
panel 8: announcer says "and here come our vintage planes"
panel 9: vintage planes go WHIRRRRR
panel 10: announcer says "this is what it sounded like to die in the forties"
panel 11: a crowd of people clap
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Punch Upon a Time @teamsupersaurus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The tourney is just over a week away, let's start ramping up the team announcements🧐 Repping the PCRF! Goo Crew: @rickypeacock.bsky.social @hcjustin.com @thelukeman.bsky.social
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Feld Four @feldfour.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
castleroomvia
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Had a wonderful time once again with these boys but I will never forgive them for this thumbnail youtu.be/gKB_IAnOBqg?...
youtu.be
Paul F. Tompkins: Tasting Menu | Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster Podcast 🍽️
YouTube video by Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
posts on this website when the onion makes fun of republicans: omg the onion is freaking back y'all. this wins the internet! posts on this website when the onion makes fun of democrats: First Of All Democracy Is At Stake,
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
People do not understand how men who are white supremacists can have wives who are women of color and I need folks to realize that those men see their wives as subordinate property and not equals. These men are foaming at the mouth to bring back quadroon balls.
Screencap from Invincible: "I do love your mother, but she's more like a pet to me."
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
its genuinely incredible that the government has been taken over by vandals, thieves, and bald-faced liars and the media is more or less reporting on them like they're normal heads of state
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 07/10/2026
Black text on white background 
"This day is profoundly painful for so many New Yorkers. It marks three years since the horrific war crimes of October 7. On that day, Hamas killed more than 1,100 Israelis and abducted 251 others. We grieve alongside our many friends and neighbors who still carry that unthinkable loss.
 
The suffering did not begin nor end that day. It instead continued through the Israeli government’s devastating, ongoing genocide in Gaza, in which it has killed more than 74,000 Palestinians—including more than 21,000 children. Even since the so-called ceasefire, more than 1,400 Palestinians have been killed. That suffering has intensified with every Israeli bomb dropped on ambulances waiting outside hospitals, every drone strike targeting a residential building or journalist, and every shipment of food aid turned away at a border crossing. Many New Yorkers are reckoning with this unbearable grief, and we mourn alongside them – all while knowing that our tax dollars fund these war crimes.
 
Three years later, we must refuse to accept a world in which occupation and apartheid continue, where war crimes are met with impunity, and our federal government continues its complicity with every arms shipment.
 
To honor the dead, we must fight for a world in which every person can live with freedom, safety, and dignity."
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JMay🍁⚖️🏝️🏖️🪖🇨🇦 @bubbles9333.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Robert Morris, 64, who started Texas’s Gateway church and also once served as White House spiritual adviser during Donald Trump’s first presidency, pleaded guilty in early October in Osage county district court on five counts of lewd or indecent acts with child. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
theguardian.com
US megachurch pastor released from jail after pleading guilty to child sex abuse
Robert Morris, who started Gateway church, pleaded guilty in October to sexually abusing girl in the 1980s
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josh mckenzie @amonns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you may have noticed that animation has never been more in-demand & in the zeitgeist and yet, seemingly, never have media conglomerates been less willing to produce it. you may also notice these guys get multimillion dollar severance packages after they gut a studio. there is probably no connection
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A secret third thing @secretthirdthing.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"chatGPT thinks I am a genuis" is just the modern version of "I think this stripper is in love with me"
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The "Is AI alive" conversation is 100% this, too. If you can be conned by a chatbot, I fear for your general safety. You are the guy at the stripclub who think the dancers really like you.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
We used to call this stupidity. There were smart people and stupid people and we let the smart people do the things they were good at and the stupid people were taken care of and didn't need to worry about what the smart people were doing. But now we let the stupid people think they're smart.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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Michael Froomkin @mfroomkin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Relative got a $500 check from US Treasury and a shocking letter full of lies signed by Trump and ending with "May God bless you". Basically a pre-electoral bribe. News reports say they're sending almost a million of these. Full text in alt below. (I told him to cash it quick before it bounces.)
Dear [name],

For years, the Biden Administration overcharged you to fund the operation of HealthCare.gov. That money belongs to hard-working Americans, not the Government, and now, I am returning it to you!

With this Historic Action, my Administration is taking the surplus funds that accumulated from the Obamacare ''Premium Tax" and issuing a one-time $500 REFUND to Americans who use the HealthCare.gov platform to purchase their health insurance, but who do not receive Taxpayer Subsidies to help pay for their Coverage. You have paid into this flawed System, and now you are finally getting something back.

Healthcare Dollars should benefit Patients, not Insurance Companies or Government Bureaucrats. Since returning to office, I have fought to lower Healthcare Costs, increase Accountability, and Put Patients First. Through TrumpRx, we are delivering massive discounts on Household Prescription Drugs, and my Most-Favored-Nation Pricing Agreements have already saved Americans more than 1 Billion Dollars on much-needed Medications. We also secured an unprecedented 50 Billion Dollar investment to transform Rural Healthcare, expanded access to Health Saving Accounts for millions of people on Obamacare, and restored Pnce Transparency, all while roofing out the Waste, Fraud, and abuse across our Healthcare System.

I am proud to return your money to you, and I will never stop fighting to put the American People FIRST, restore Affordability, protect your hard-earned money, and lower the Cost of Healthcare.

May God bless you, and may He continue to bless the United States of America!

Sincerely,

[signed] 

DONALD J. TRUMP
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
the maddest I've ever had anyone get in my Twitter mentions was when I made this joke about Blake Snell:
a tweet by Nikki Haley, who posted "12 fellas down, 1 to go", quoted by me, saying, "Blake Snell at the start of the 5th inning:"
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samantha is the spectre haunting europe 👻👻👻 @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
there is no meaningful political opposition to the genocide among israelis, there is not a liberal political solution to this. they are not going to vote to stop being a genocidal apartheid state, pressure needs to be put on them from outside just as it was in south africa and rhodesia.
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