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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

My plan to gain weight is not working out.

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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

There are no homunculi in team.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

what are the odds i can sit in this near empty medical centre and nobody will sit next to me? 15 seconds later *sad trombone sound*

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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 15/02/2026

about to fondue it again

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Sleeping Beauty (2026)

Pictured is a twelve-year-old mixed husky sleeping on a brown leather couch.

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gruffyfarr668.bsky.social @gruffyfarr668.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

There were fireworks and muskets scheduled locally for tonight, and given that Hicksy hates them, we decided to take him to a pub just outside of town until they were finished. He charmed everyone obviously.

Hicks is at the pub table getting beef crisp treats.
He had the usual crowd of people wanting to know all about about him, and he loved it!
You can see a pint of ale, and a real fire.

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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Hey, settle something for me. If you invite somebody back "for coffee" should you actually make them coffee? Last few times I've settled them (in the puffin lounge) & on return they made their excuses and left. Maybe it's my coffee?

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Queen Olivia III @queenoliviaiii.com · 14/02/2026

I cannot tell you how grateful I am that Musk has real realized he can’t get to Mars. I was scared that tourism was going to ruin a wonderful holiday spot for me.

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Eugreenia @eugreenia.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

I love that calm, peaceful feeling when your husband is out running errands and you’re in your comfy chair, reading, with a warm cat in your lap… until the front door opens and the cat LAUNCHES HERSELF UNTO SPACE BY DIGGING ALL TEN CLAWS INTO YOUR THIGH MEAT!!!

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Introduce yourself with 5 songs: 1. Bad Guy - Eminem 2. Inner City Blues - Rodriguez 3. Fools Gold - The Stone Roses 4. Box of Rain - Grateful Dead 5. Manipulation - The Black Angels

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Udont Sei @udontsei.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

okay but does your candy even glow under the black light, or—

sour kids candy with little flecks inside that are glowing under a black light

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Valentine’s speed dating but it’s on a bus that can’t drop below 50 or it’s gonna explode and we’re all gonna die together yet alone.

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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Wearing napping gauntlets in case my dreams are once again feisty.

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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

check out Pigeon & Bean

Pigeon, grey cat, is in a cardboard box that’s honestly a little bit too small for her. Bean, white cat, is behind her, mugging for the camera

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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Happy labentines day ❤️

A black Labrador and a chocolate Labrador are both so full of love that they lie together with their back legs entwined into the shape of a heart

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BirdEnvier 🦩 @roshinotabi.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

The best thing about working from home is when I'm overwhelmed I can take five minutes to have some floor time with my cat

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

I always tell women to get in the kitchen but only because I wanna wow them with my cooking and cleaning skills as well as my overall positive attitude.

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gruffyfarr668.bsky.social @gruffyfarr668.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

The weekend is restless in its cage, as Friday is blocking the door.. Try not to look into its eyes, or show it your teeth. Friday sees that as a threat and will inevitably respond. Be calm. Breathe. It’s coming.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Made it to Friday

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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Two things you don't see on TV these days are the Ford Capri & Michael Palin. Both of which are remedied by Small Prophets, available on BBC iPlayer. It's written by Mackenzie Crook (author of detectorists, or that pirate with the wooden eye) so expect a steady hand & compassionate eye.

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gruffyfarr668.bsky.social @gruffyfarr668.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Every time you ignore morning wood, an Ent loses its shorts.

Alt text won’t help you here.
Fly you fool..

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Lorin Hochstein @norootcause.surfingcomplexity.com · 12/02/2026

Million dollar idea for this world of remote work: business pajamas

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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Cowboy Pharmaceutical builders companies \ / unstable erection is your problem now

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NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Ordered six chocolate croissants to ease my pain and got one chocolate croissant and five chocolate chip cookies which are not even close to the glory of a chocolate croissant. It’s fine. Probably never be happy again but ITS FINE

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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Whoever took the Council of Tims' golden sausage from the meeting chambers has until close of business today to return it or very strong words will be added to the minutes. Including "sausage".

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Describe your Bluesky account in three words: Stuff involving things.

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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Airline Pilots Priests \ / Wishing people a pleasant onward journey.

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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Showing the cats all the cupboards and windows they didn’t know opened. I’m blowing their minds.

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

I love writing. I love drawing. I love coding. Fortunately, thanks to AI, now I don't have to do any of these things! 🤗

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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Provoke is such a provocative word.

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Welcome to your 40s. Time moves much faster now. Welcome to your 50s

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gruffyfarr668.bsky.social @gruffyfarr668.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Anyone that didn’t bring the right kit, will BlueSky in their underwear! Don’t test me.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

help me early retirement you're my only hope

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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 10/02/2026

Ham of Heaven: Sandwich Resurrection

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two @poggeraugur.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

vacuuming with care so as not to disturb the spiders

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two @poggeraugur.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

gird yr lions

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Who up lamenting loss

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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

(Winter Olympics commentator voice): The grace, the style, the sheer elan, and that degree of difficulty... *Puts a second entire french fancy in my mouth*

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Glad tidings for this Monday morning. Things can always be worse. I'm not sure how exactly but if recent times have shown us anything, life can and will find a way. Don't stop believing. And so forth.

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crAsh @crashbanzai.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

I want to see an ice dancing routine set to Once In A Lifetime, complete with Big Suit

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 07/02/2026

ahh.... womens ski jump. so pure, untainted by textile chicanery or penis enlargement tactics

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