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BirdEnvier 🦩

@roshinotabi.bsky.social
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Have you ever felt jealous of birds? Attack and dethrone God, Poyo~ ⭐ Transphobes come catch these hands 🥊🥊 Shitposts, vidya, anime, politics, urbanism, nature 💖💜💙 Formerly🍜👑 🚫 No AI Follow me for disappointment

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BirdEnvier 🦩 @roshinotabi.bsky.social · 1h
Called Wells Fargo to get them to prevent flagging my account while I'm traveling abroad next week, and the person on the phone told me straight up that the process is all AI controlled now and they have no power over it so it might lock me out anyway. Living in the future baby~ everything's great!
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Nintendeal @nintendeal.com · 3h
Trigun: Complete Series Box Set (DVD) is $18.49 on Amazon Prime: amzn.to/47zucKy #ad
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BirdEnvier 🦩 @roshinotabi.bsky.social · 4h
First world problems but I was waiting for an ereader to go on sale today so I could have it in Japan for next week but it wouldn't arrive until after I'm gone shitsux
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BirdEnvier 🦩 @roshinotabi.bsky.social · 16h
Cute little thank you artwork for FF7 Ever Crisis. I'm kinda gonna miss this terrible game
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BirdEnvier 🦩 @roshinotabi.bsky.social · 18h
Powering through Before Crisis before the game goes dark and goddamn I thought Crisis Core put Zack in a lot of coincidental places but Before Crisis has Aphromia just Forrest Gumping her way through every major plot point in the FF7 series.
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BirdEnvier 🦩 @roshinotabi.bsky.social · 21h
I think a lot about disposable things, and one thing I keep hitting on is that if you try to use reusable packaging somewhere that doesn't have a system set up for it you just look like a crazy person. Imagine going to McDonalds and being like "Wait don't put it in a Big Mac box I have a container!"
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BirdEnvier 🦩 @roshinotabi.bsky.social · 22h
Some maintenance guys came by my place and saw my Keurig and were like "You know they're banning those things soon, you might wanna get rid of that before they start fining you for it." I assumed they misunderstood like a new tax or something that got passed, but then I found this parody post?
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BirdEnvier 🦩 @roshinotabi.bsky.social · 23h
Just went into Costco during executive hour as they were turning away someone with a peasant level membership. The tears pouring down their faces knowing they had to wait another 13 minutes for their 1.50 hotdogs is what I pay for
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BirdEnvier 🦩 @roshinotabi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So many people online won't shut up about Twilight Princess that I feel like I should give it another shot. It's the only Zelda game I entirely bounced off of. Was not a fan of the art style switch after Wind Waker and also hated controlling Dog Link. Maybe I should try Gamecube instead of Wii.
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BirdEnvier 🦩 @roshinotabi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Damn against my better judgement I clicked into the comments on FB about the Cornell 7 case and now I'm trying to summon Meteor
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Meteor - Final Fantasy VII Ever Crisis
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Mel @delinquentgalaxy.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Ultimate Destiny Apocalypse
A drawing of Garfield the cat as Utena and Nermal as Anthy. Garfield is holding Nermal as he leans back in the pose to pull the magic sword out of his heart like the show.
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BirdEnvier 🦩 @roshinotabi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I remember as a kid thinking that Nermal was Garfield's girlfriend and then learning that Nermal was a boy just going "Okay Garfield likes boys I guess". Nermal and Garfield not being together was less possible to my child brain than understanding what gay was.
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BirdEnvier 🦩 @roshinotabi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I saw Jurassic Park in theaters when I was 4 year old and the he very opening sequence with the raptors dragging people away from the shipping crates scared me so much I had to hide behind my seat. I remember the kitchen scene scaring me a lot too. Still one of my favorite movies, though.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 05/10/2026
On the one hand, it’s comforting to know that Americans aren’t uniquely stupid, voters everywhere have skulls filled with mush and worms. On the other hand, global fascism is probably not an ideal state of affairs.
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BirdEnvier 🦩 @roshinotabi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I swear to God I just saw a Cyber truck driving with nobody in the driver seat. I wish I got the license plate so I could call it in for sure.
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BirdEnvier 🦩 @roshinotabi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bloomingdale's narrowcasting to a very specific community
Develop a crush on plush signage
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You shuddered as you gazed
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BirdEnvier 🦩 @roshinotabi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Damn things used to cost an arm and a leg but now they cost your whole body
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BirdEnvier 🦩 @roshinotabi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Places around me have seemingly started clearancing out Halloween stuff and bringing in more Christmas shit. Christmas needs to be stopped I am so fucking sick of this shit. Keep it in December or AT THE VERY LEAST on the other side of Thanksgiving. Fuck Christmas all the way off.
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BirdEnvier 🦩 @roshinotabi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's never too late to watch the best show ever made #FullmetalAlchemistBrotherhood #Oct3
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Fullmetal Alchemist: Don't Forget 3 Oct. 11
ALT: Fullmetal Alchemist: Don't Forget 3 Oct. 11
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BirdEnvier 🦩 @roshinotabi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I feel like the Pope would play Detroit Become Human the same way I did: Completely immune to the machines pretending to be people and shutting them down for being dangerous. What do you mean less than 4% of people chose this option, you've all been tricked by the machiiiines!!
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BirdEnvier 🦩 @roshinotabi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can't be the only person in 2026 still thinking about the Yu-Gi-Oh Music to Duel By CD that got included in McDonald's Mighty Kids Meals, right?
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Yu-Gi-Oh!: Music to Duel By - Promo (2002)
YouTube video by NCTStudio
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BirdEnvier 🦩 @roshinotabi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Autocorrect is so fucking bad now, I just tried typing "why'd" and the gboard suggested "wyd". Like no what are you doing keyboard, pick the real word first wtf
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BirdEnvier 🦩 @roshinotabi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Your honor it was a joke. I was just being a lil rapscallion, Mr. Justice. Just doing a bit, m'lord.
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BirdEnvier 🦩 @roshinotabi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have so many unplayed games that I've purchased so tell me why I only play free battlepass garbage and demos instead
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BirdEnvier 🦩 @roshinotabi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Would you look at that
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Austin Powers Flying Dick Montage (Funny)
YouTube video by 254Ddubman
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
anyone else feel like this
A digital illustration of a quetzalcoatlus perched on telephone wires among a flock of crows
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BirdEnvier 🦩 @roshinotabi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The whole "fantasy race takes over a century to develop so they're basically a child at 80 years old" thing has always been weird to me. Like sure, maybe they physically develop slowly, but if they can walk and talk they still have 80 years of experiencing the world, they shouldn't be dumb.
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BirdEnvier 🦩 @roshinotabi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Keep encountering people in fandom spaces who have not read/watched/played media but still insist on weighing in on it and it just confounds me. If you're interested in this then...interact with the work! Watch the show, play the game, read the book! You'll probably enjoy it!
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BirdEnvier 🦩 @roshinotabi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
september 30 october 1
Klonoa SadKlonoa Pac-Man
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BirdEnvier 🦩 @roshinotabi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I will vote for literally anybody who promises to put a stop to donation spam messages I am now a single issue voter
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BirdEnvier 🦩 @roshinotabi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Our cat has an automatic feeder that has made her extremely spoiled as she only eats the freshest kibble now. If she wants food she has a habit of biting our elbows (evil!) and just now she did that and I went to go check and she HAD FOOD IN HER BOWL, it just wasn't fresh brand new kibble.
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BirdEnvier 🦩 @roshinotabi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am in 23 discords (technically more but 23 is how many I don't have hidden currently) and mostly I have notifications turnoff and I click on them and right click "Mark as Read" and don't interact with any of them
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BirdEnvier 🦩 @roshinotabi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I do this constantly on tumblr. I got sick of seeing Superwholock and then the filtered posts come on my feed and I click them and it's always Superwholock
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BirdEnvier 🦩 @roshinotabi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have just...no desire to buy a PS6. I probably wouldn't even have bought a PS5 if the FF7 Trilogy had finished releasing on the PS4. The only other PS5 exclusive I have a need to pick up still is Astro Bot, this console has not earned its worth enough yet to move on from.
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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BirdEnvier 🦩 @roshinotabi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sudden memory of this time I saw someone at the club who I was tumblr mutuals with but had never met IRL before and had the good sense not to try to approach them. Someone liking your posts sometimes is not consent to perceive their existence.
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BirdEnvier 🦩 @roshinotabi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't get why people are mad at me when I'm right like 95% of the time. You should be mad for being wrong and apologize to me.
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BirdEnvier 🦩 @roshinotabi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's bad enough when people move to Hawaiʻi and are ignorant of Hawaiʻian culture and struggles but even worse when they then post AI images of the island instead of actual photos showing they're not even really appreciating the place they're destroying. What is the point of something like this?
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BirdEnvier 🦩 @roshinotabi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I feel like millennials have collectively decided that "hipsters" never happened so that they can shame Gen Z for exclusionary identity politics
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BirdEnvier 🦩 @roshinotabi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Janitors should make 100,000 dollars a year starting salary. I don't think any C Suite execs could handle unclogging a single public toilet.
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BirdEnvier 🦩 @roshinotabi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They rebranded bath salts huh
Package of Florida Crystals
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BirdEnvier 🦩 @roshinotabi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My time between like 20 and 30 was mostly mistakes but I probably did some cool things. I solo backpacked through SEA on a trip that took me swimming with elephants, abseiling down waterfalls, chased by dogs, climbing and swimming through caves with a head lamp, riding motorcycles through temples...
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BirdEnvier 🦩 @roshinotabi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just saw Resident Evil and really enjoyed it! Too bad the nerds bullied Zach Cregger out of making another one before it even came out.
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BirdEnvier 🦩 @roshinotabi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just heard an anti weed podcast ad I didn't think they were still making those
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BirdEnvier 🦩 @roshinotabi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Listen you people aren't taking this seriously! We need to weed these people out before we get Furry 9/11!"
Tommy Tuberville claims furries threaten airline safety
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"RKF took money earmarked to provide health care for Black infants and spent it on his personal security detail" is a ludicrous headline. Comic book villainy.
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Exclusive | RFK Jr.’s Enhanced Security Was Funded With Money From Minority Health Office
The cost of the health secretary’s security grew from roughly $10 million in fiscal year 2025 to $17 million in fiscal year 2026.
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BirdEnvier 🦩 @roshinotabi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every work meeting I have where my coworkers show off their AI workflows makes me far far far less confident in their abilities to do their jobs. Seeing people impressed by AI formatting text docs into tables or take a test plan they wrote out and format it into a template is...disheartening.
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