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Executive Functional Programmer VP of Engineering / Div. Engineering Lead @ Yet Analytics / TDA in #Baltimore Opinions are my own and they keep me warm

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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 19h
I’ll be damned if I don’t love a soundtrack with a lonely haunting trumpet
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 30/09/2026
BORG but it’s colonoscopy prep
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 30/09/2026
economic indicator: storage units feel a lot more like coworking spaces now
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 29/09/2026
I’ve been, it’s lovely
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 29/09/2026
they don’t put the good spider eggs in the zyns anymore
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Project Salt Box @projectsaltbox.com · 29/09/2026
If you're a staff writer who needs to wait until a contract is public record to report on it, here you go. Robot dogs sold for $1.3 million to RADeCO of Connecticut, as we reported yesterday — now available on USA Spending. www.usaspending.gov/award/CONT_A...
Promotional photo of the Boston Dynamics/RADeCO Cerberus Spot quadruped robot, better known as a "robot dog."
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 29/09/2026
praise the bath!
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 28/09/2026
@pigeonaire.bsky.social just made this raucous tomato pie
A slice of tomato pie with some. Green beans on the side
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 27/09/2026
played this yesterday, wow. it blows air on you lol
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 26/09/2026
stop saying space baby
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 26/09/2026
Dr Goin Throot MD
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Pigeonaire @pigeonaire.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So at this point we need to name her, our porch spider is family now. So we need suggestions, please sound off! I don’t want to go with just Shelob, I want to do better.
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 23/09/2026
finally hoodie time here
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 23/09/2026
web developer update
A spider in a web in front of a wooden porch
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 22/09/2026
there has never been a truly crab-oriented mmo
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 22/09/2026
I have become aware of a good all-you-can-eat buffet near my location. I am excited, but I also think back to the time my father was once told “that’s it, that’s all you can eat.” in texas
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 22/09/2026
all hail the new brain
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 21/09/2026
relaxing in my nutrient filled posting tank
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 21/09/2026
courtly self-love
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 21/09/2026
bivalve birthday boy 🦪🥳
milt making a YouTube thumbnail face holding an oyster shooter behind a seafood tower containing oysters, clams lobster and shrimp
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 21/09/2026
MASSIVE BIRD SURGE
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 20/09/2026
one of the saints has big head?!?
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 20/09/2026
he wants a bite of my birthday cheeseburger so he puts one paw on my bestocked sock and makes this face
A Siamese cat placing one paw on a bestocked socked foot
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 20/09/2026
baltimore has two home games today. please reach out if you need someone to talk to 🫂
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 20/09/2026
commercials on philo are wild. first it was 2 minutes of a repeating rofo commercial (admittedly, delicious) and now it’s one for a software company with insane skits and an honest to god jingle at the end
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Welsh Fairy Bot 🧚 @welshfairybot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
After that he took a great black book and lit a candle and stepped into one of the circles.
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 19/09/2026
capping off vacation with some shellebration
A table with steamed crabs, shrimp, fries and hush puppies
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 19/09/2026
eyestalker: shadow of crabnobyl
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 18/09/2026
nature will reward your respect and reverence with great wonders except in certain circumstances where it just kills you instantly at random thus inspiring respect and reverence in others
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 18/09/2026
beach crow
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🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
walt disney, corpse emperor of the imperium, consumes the souls of 1,000 disney adults a day sitting atop his golden throne
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 18/09/2026
u ever cavort w a crab? 🦀
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 18/09/2026
he is our constant crabpanion now
A crab, on a beach, striking a pose
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 18/09/2026
@pigeonaire.bsky.social made an amazing med spred at the beach
A table set with a Mediterranean spread of cheese, olives, cucumbers, flatbread and such
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 18/09/2026
I’m, waiting for my naan
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 18/09/2026
lil guy
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 18/09/2026
return of pod
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BONBOM @bbonniecrawfordd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s almost spooky season
Fog rising from the grass in herring run park
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 18/09/2026
all hail the new cat
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 17/09/2026
may all of your crimes be ‘colossal’
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 17/09/2026
pod
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 17/09/2026
wondering how long there have been “hiring fairs” seeing this here
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 17/09/2026
revolutionary culinary concept: menu of food that is painstakingly crafted to look like ai slop
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 17/09/2026
🎶 Ah-hoo, Lord Mayors of London 🎶
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 17/09/2026
looking up again
a starfield, eastern hemisphere Sept 16 10:53 PM
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 17/09/2026
inside you there are two Gusses
Photo of chicken place: GUS & GUS
PLACE
FRIED CHICKEN
GUS
& GUS
SERVING REHOBOTH SINCE 1956
COOKED
BOARDWALK FRENCH FRIES
PEANUT
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 17/09/2026
this store is closed and I’ve never wanted to break a window so bad
A tshirt in a store window: I NEVER DREAMED I'D GROW UP TO BE A SUPER SEXY
PONTOON CAPTAIN
BUT HERE I AM
KILLING IT
TUNITED
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 17/09/2026
climate change penis
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 17/09/2026
I’m at the gay bar I’m at the parrot head bar I’m at the combination gay bar parrot head bar
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 16/09/2026
crab hole
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