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Nancy and Lottie

@nancyandlottie.bsky.social
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Two hapless labradors: Nancy is the twelve year old black dog with some sense, Lottie is the eleven year old brown whirling banshee with absolutely none.

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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 20h
We’re gonna need a bigger bed
Two old Labradors lounge around in their fancy memory foam bed, slightly overlapping both each other and the edge of the bed
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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The worst part about coming back from holiday is having to do all the washing
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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Holidays are so exhausting
Two spoiled Labradors sleep in their own bed (and on their own velvet pillows) after a the strenuous excesses of holiday
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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Home time
Two Labradors literally hold paws, there’s no other word for it, as they sleep off their exhausting holiday while their chauffeurs drive them home
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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
New soft touch identified
Three Labradors and a labradoodle stare down a man who made the mistake of eating in their presence
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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nancy is keeping Lottie on a short leash
A black Labrador continues her tradition of ensuring that her famous lush of a sister (a brown Labrador) is well restrained while in a pub by physically lying on her lead. I’m not saying that they’re both blackout drunk but there are a comical amount of snores coming from their direction.
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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nosey backseat driver
A black Labrador stares longingly at the steering wheel of a truck which she should clearly be in control of from the back seat
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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You’ll never guess who has the treats
Three dogs attempt to mug a man who made the rookie error of showing weakness (having dog treats)
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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh season of mists and mellow Labradorness
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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Filling the dog food bag is very confusing for poor Lottie
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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
She’s in her spot.
A chocolate Labrador has squidged herself into the smallest possible gap next to her black Labrador best friend, despite an entire house of space she could be in.
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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The food reviews are in
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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The dishwasher is making funny noises
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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Monday
Two good for nothing layabouts lounge around on my dime 

AKA my much beloved black and chocolate Labradors enjoy a well deserved lie down while I work to keep them in the manner to which they’ve become accustomed. Even their stuffed toy is joining in (which does feel a little pointed if I’m completely honest)
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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hello and welcome to yet another Marrowbone Sunday
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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Opening the treat cupboard
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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOTTIE DOG!
A freshly eleven year old chocolate Labrador and her black Labrador sister don their party hats as they are presented with a monstrosity of a dog friendly birthday cake The siren call of the birthday cake begins to become impossible for a greedy birthday girl to ignore
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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Lottie’s very excited to help make her own birthday cake for tomorrow.
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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lottie would like to request the intervention of a grown up
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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The toddler is ill. Nurse Nancy is keeping her under constant observation.
A very worried black labrador stands guard at the feet of a coughing toddler
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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ah the exuberance of youth
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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A joint rescue mission for the freshly washed puppy
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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
POV: you’re food
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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Getting ready for the weekend, the weekend
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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
New chews!
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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Waiting in front of their food bowls because they KNOW that dinner wouldn’t be late two days in a row
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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sulking because dinner is 14 minutes late
A black Labrador does her best Eeyore impression - turning her back and hunching over in despondent despair - to make clear to staff that such delays in service are simply unacceptable.
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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A much loved polar bear
A chocolate Labrador dozes off on top of her sister’s favourite stuffed toy A chocolate Labrador’s sister (a black Labrador) has chucked her sister off her favourite stuffed toy (a polar bear) and stolen her spot.
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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Salmon skin Sunday
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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Absolutely convinced that this job (changing the battery in the kitchen scales) requires Labrador assistance (it doesn’t) and also that the key materials are edible (they’re batteries)
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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Shortly after I took this photo Lottie produced a noxious gas so toxic that Nancy woke up gagging ☺️
Two sleeping Labradors rest their ladylike heads atop velvet throw cushions. Little did we know the chocolate Labrador was brewing a nuclear weapon.
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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Wrestlemania: Shih Tzu edition
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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
She’s so silly
A silly little chocolate Labrador let’s her silly little tongue loll out as she presents her silly little belly for silly little rubs
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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Less CCTV, more shitzu tv
A shitzu and a chihuahua shitzu cross take on the role of guard dogs, lying on the back of my sofa in order to tirelessly surveil a sleepy suburban street where nothing happens. I am receiving minute by minute updates on the unfolding situation (leaves blowing in the wind).
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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Emergency assistance requested
A chihuahua shitzu cross is terrorising two Labradors by… lying in close proximity to them. The big dogs beg for adult intervention with their eyes.
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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
And so the long hunt culminates in this: the lesser spotted chocolate labrashark hones in on its prey, and, in one fell swoop, its patience is rewarded.
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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ok everyone stay calm but the dog food bin is looking perilously empty
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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Having a splashing time
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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Shhh
A sleepy little chocolate Labrador dozes peacefully with her pretty little head between her pretty little paws
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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Such a hard life
An unemployed black Labrador reclines in pure peace on a busy Wednesday afternoon
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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ironically you’ve got to listen to the sounds she makes when she’s getting her ear drops
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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Strutting into Monday
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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sunday is going swimmingly
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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Yes the guests continue to receive a warm welcome
A shitzu and a chihuahua shitzu cross stand accused of having invaded a bed capable of comfortably housing two Labradors. By which I mean there is approximately 95% of the bed’s real estate still up for grabs and yet an overly dramatic Labrador is telling me with her eyes that the current set up is completely unacceptable.
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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
There has been a minor tail malfunction
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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Betty and Badger are back and we have feelings about that
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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Playtime
A chocolate Labrador plays enthusiastically with a wide variety of children’s toys, despite not being very keen on the children themselves.
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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Tongue out Tuesday from the really normal dogs #ToT
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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Who turned the sun off
Two good for nothing layabout labradors are forced to do their laying about indoors due to inclement weather
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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Starting to suspect she might be interested in this treat actually
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