Reposted by Father TimSiege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 15/02/2026My plan to gain weight is not working out. 813146
Reposted by Father TimCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 15/02/2026what are the odds i can sit in this near empty medical centre and nobody will sit next to me? 15 seconds later *sad trombone sound* 812943
Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Yes of course. Recover well 🙏media.tenor.coma bunny rabbit is holding a candle in a dark room .Alt: Bunny. 👻 000
Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Yeah, I remember how surprising the solution to it all was. Remind me about that again (😁). 000
Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Delicious. Pack some grapes. Black. No wait, green. Green. Extra. Butter. 010
Reposted by Father Timgruffyfarr668.bsky.social @gruffyfarr668.bsky.social · 14/02/2026There were fireworks and muskets scheduled locally for tonight, and given that Hicksy hates them, we decided to take him to a pub just outside of town until they were finished. He charmed everyone obviously. 8556
Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 14/02/2026I like the cut of his jib. Lets begin the onboarding; mainstreaming of core values; get him set up with the high value asset package. Extra butter. 010
Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 14/02/2026*Gasp* It was you who took the Golden Sausage from the Council chambers?! 110
Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 14/02/2026No, we're British. Our parents haven't even exchanged addresses. 000
Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Hey, settle something for me. If you invite somebody back "for coffee" should you actually make them coffee? Last few times I've settled them (in the puffin lounge) & on return they made their excuses and left. Maybe it's my coffee? 193
Reposted by Father TimQueen Olivia III @queenoliviaiii.com · 14/02/2026I cannot tell you how grateful I am that Musk has real realized he can’t get to Mars. I was scared that tourism was going to ruin a wonderful holiday spot for me. 2283
Reposted by Father TimEugreenia @eugreenia.bsky.social · 14/02/2026I love that calm, peaceful feeling when your husband is out running errands and you’re in your comfy chair, reading, with a warm cat in your lap… until the front door opens and the cat LAUNCHES HERSELF UNTO SPACE BY DIGGING ALL TEN CLAWS INTO YOUR THIGH MEAT!!! 1143
Reposted by Father TimCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Introduce yourself with 5 songs: 1. Bad Guy - Eminem 2. Inner City Blues - Rodriguez 3. Fools Gold - The Stone Roses 4. Box of Rain - Grateful Dead 5. Manipulation - The Black Angels 0215
Reposted by Father TimUdont Sei @udontsei.bsky.social · 14/02/2026okay but does your candy even glow under the black light, or— 073
Reposted by Father TimSiege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Valentine’s speed dating but it’s on a bus that can’t drop below 50 or it’s gonna explode and we’re all gonna die together yet alone. 15216
Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Every pub needs a Hicks 😍 (excellent idea to miss the bangs that way - more great dogfathering!) 110
Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 14/02/2026I learned about them in seminary, though they make it harder to manage the rosary beads 😬🙏 010
Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Wearing napping gauntlets in case my dreams are once again feisty. 1144
Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 14/02/2026I like to think of my work as navigating the spaces between prophecy and art, a sort of prophart. 000
Reposted by Father Timspimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 12/02/2026check out Pigeon & Bean 3435
Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 14/02/2026I was replying to your question and it disappeared. But yes, only 6 episodes. 100
Reposted by Father TimNancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Happy labentines day ❤️ 8968
Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 14/02/2026I have seen four of them. It is like detectorists, a gentle slow burn, lots of pathos. I think it's gorgeous. Lots to resolve in last two episodes though. 010
Reposted by Father TimGᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Blasphemy. Blaspheyou. 59134