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Father Tim

@timfather.bsky.social
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Head of (off-world) Shapes Department for colouring in Not a priest. And my name's not Tim Puffins: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:35jhghs4ol… 🔞 He/Him, UK

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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Fair point 😂😂🤣
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Am I... real?
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
My plan to gain weight is not working out.
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
There are no homunculi in team.
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
what are the odds i can sit in this near empty medical centre and nobody will sit next to me? 15 seconds later *sad trombone sound*
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
😂🤣🤣🥰
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Bunnee
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Ghost. Bunny.
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
First class parenting, great work! 🏆😻
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Yes of course. Recover well 🙏
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a bunny rabbit is holding a candle in a dark room .
Alt: Bunny. 👻
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Yeah, I remember how surprising the solution to it all was. Remind me about that again (😁).
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I read about this. You were amazing 🤩
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 15/02/2026
about to fondue it again
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
😎👍🙏
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
We're going to need a LOT of butter.
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Sleeping Beauty (2026)
Pictured is a twelve-year-old mixed husky sleeping on a brown leather couch.
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Delicious. Pack some grapes. Black. No wait, green. Green. Extra. Butter.
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gruffyfarr668.bsky.social @gruffyfarr668.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
There were fireworks and muskets scheduled locally for tonight, and given that Hicksy hates them, we decided to take him to a pub just outside of town until they were finished. He charmed everyone obviously.
Hicks is at the pub table getting beef crisp treats. 
He had the usual crowd of people wanting to know all about about him, and he loved it! 
You can see a pint of ale, and a real fire.
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I like the cut of his jib. Lets begin the onboarding; mainstreaming of core values; get him set up with the high value asset package. Extra butter.
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
*Gasp* It was you who took the Golden Sausage from the Council chambers?!
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
*Stiffens upper lip*
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
No, we're British. Our parents haven't even exchanged addresses.
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
*Listening* 🥹
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
That must be it.
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Hey, settle something for me. If you invite somebody back "for coffee" should you actually make them coffee? Last few times I've settled them (in the puffin lounge) & on return they made their excuses and left. Maybe it's my coffee?
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Queen Olivia III @queenoliviaiii.com · 14/02/2026
I cannot tell you how grateful I am that Musk has real realized he can’t get to Mars. I was scared that tourism was going to ruin a wonderful holiday spot for me.
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Eugreenia @eugreenia.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I love that calm, peaceful feeling when your husband is out running errands and you’re in your comfy chair, reading, with a warm cat in your lap… until the front door opens and the cat LAUNCHES HERSELF UNTO SPACE BY DIGGING ALL TEN CLAWS INTO YOUR THIGH MEAT!!!
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Bro ...
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Dude ...
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
🙏🫶
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Introduce yourself with 5 songs: 1. Bad Guy - Eminem 2. Inner City Blues - Rodriguez 3. Fools Gold - The Stone Roses 4. Box of Rain - Grateful Dead 5. Manipulation - The Black Angels
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Udont Sei @udontsei.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
okay but does your candy even glow under the black light, or—
sour kids candy with little flecks inside that are glowing under a black light
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Valentine’s speed dating but it’s on a bus that can’t drop below 50 or it’s gonna explode and we’re all gonna die together yet alone.
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Every pub needs a Hicks 😍 (excellent idea to miss the bangs that way - more great dogfathering!)
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
😂😂🤣
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I can almost taste it 🙏
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
You can also sense it on the breeze? I knew it 🙏
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I learned about them in seminary, though they make it harder to manage the rosary beads 😬🙏
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Wearing napping gauntlets in case my dreams are once again feisty.
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I like to think of my work as navigating the spaces between prophecy and art, a sort of prophart.
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
check out Pigeon & Bean
Pigeon, grey cat, is in a cardboard box that’s honestly a little bit too small for her. Bean, white cat, is behind her, mugging for the camera
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Banolphin
A banana in a fruit bowl with the stalk cut and holding a grape and an eye and flipper drawn on it to look like a dolphin. A banana dolphin. A banolphin.
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I was replying to your question and it disappeared. But yes, only 6 episodes.
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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Happy labentines day ❤️
A black Labrador and a chocolate Labrador are both so full of love that they lie together with their back legs entwined into the shape of a heart
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Preparing my napkins! 🙏 😂😂🤣
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
That looks magnificent. Do you do deliveries? 😂🤣
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I have seen four of them. It is like detectorists, a gentle slow burn, lots of pathos. I think it's gorgeous. Lots to resolve in last two episodes though.
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Blasphemy. Blaspheyou.
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