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Squirrelly Sam @thurstonsam.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

As if I needed another reason to hate the pats

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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.

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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

standing in line all damn morning get my poetic license renewed

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

taught my dog sarcasm and now she won't stop snarking at strangers

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 02/08/2026

the effort needed to sneak into a city is measured in Trojan Horsepower

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

There’s a guy at the farmers market who will read your tomato’s aura for a quarter

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Squirrelly Sam @thurstonsam.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Back in the 90s there was a certain type of guy who would hand you his business card and it would say like: DJ chuzzy dj/producer/audio engineer/graphic designer/mechanic/tv&vcr repair/house painter/certified sandwich artist What happened to that type of guy

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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Pronouncing Grimace like Versace so the people at this McDonald’s think I’m sophisticated

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Squirrelly Sam @thurstonsam.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Biden depleted the non-depleted stockpiles and the people who know the secrets about non-depleted stockpiles are telling you lies they should go to jail for, because they are not supposed to lie about the definitely-not-depleted stockpiles.

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

A bel biv devoe bahn mi shop called that girl is hoisin

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Squirrelly Sam @thurstonsam.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

ConstiTHREEtion: wisdom of the FIVEfathers

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Squirrelly Sam @thurstonsam.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Oh cool they added group chats. I will get invited to spammer chats and not a single group of cool people will invite me. awesome.

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Jen Rubin @jenrubin.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Where the fuck is WH press corps response to attacks on women reporters? Shameful bootlickers and enablers

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Squirrelly Sam @thurstonsam.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

The user is absolutely right, I shouldn't have gone into combat mode at a children's event.

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Squirrelly Sam @thurstonsam.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

He's gonna put a cabana and a wedding dj and some deck chairs out there.

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Squirrelly Sam @thurstonsam.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Long time ago I subscribed to a gaming magazine, I think it was Next Gen, and like the very first thing I would do when the issue came was turn to the reviews and read all the ⭐ and ⭐⭐ because they were always super funny

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Squirrelly Sam @thurstonsam.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

I'm probably wrong and that's ok, but I feel like every "$CITY style" food is really just something for tourists. The locals who get mad about it tend to be transplants. Like nobody actually eats Cincinnati chili do they? It's just like a dare or something, right?

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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

too many stupid people have money; that's why I'm launching protein cigarettes

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

(petting a chihuahua) a day will come when you won’t quiero anymore

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juhneenhow she/her @juhneenhowe.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Say a few words from an old TV commercial that some of us will remember: “Clap on. Clap off.”

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Squirrelly Sam @thurstonsam.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Say a few words from an old TV commercial that some of us will remember: "I'll paint any car for just $99.95"

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

"hottie with a body" implies the existence of other hotties, hotties beyond our mortal ken. hotties without form or substance

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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Your password must contain a character with a tragic backstory.

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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 07/05/2026

They suspended @cara.city for this!!! Dogshit website run by absolute babies. It is a Serious Violation to point out that the head of trust and safety’s pants fell down and everyone saw his little red ass and laughed

• Do not stalk, persistently target, or create malicious content designed to humiliate or degrade individuals, including through coordinated campaigns.
• Do not abuse Bluesky features (lists, labels, community moderation tools), engage in bad-faith mass reporting, use automated harassment systems, or create single-purpose harassment accounts.
The following Post was removed:
I think it's very funny they keep banning people for stating, correctly, that the head of trust and safety on here was caught liking porn on his official account
Your post was classified as a Serious Violation, adding 4 strikes to your account. You now have 4 total strikes.
Because you reached 4 strikes, your account has been suspended for 3 days. You will be able to access your account again on 10th May, 2026.
If you believe this action was taken in error, you can appeal within 14 days by emailing moderation@blueskyweb.xyz. Please include context about why you believe this decision was incorrect.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

well well well if it isn't the same fuckery i didn't want to deal with yesterday i mean good morning or whatever

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Sometimes I think of singles, like two-sided 45s, that ought to exist. SIDE A: "Waiting for My Man" by The Velvet Underground SIDE B: "Here Comes Your Man" by Pixies SIDE A: "Love Will Keep Us Together" by Captain & Tenille SIDE B: "Love Will Tear Us Apart" by Joy Division

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

kidz bop gregorian chants

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

It was the group of costumed Star Trek fans own fault that the bouncer didn't Let them into a night club after the sci-fi convention. You might say that they were hoisted by their own Picard.

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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 23/04/2026

who called it autistic and not “trainsgender”

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

the world is full of insane clown possibilities

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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

I don't know how to express how gobsmacked I am with China's progress and dismayed with America's self-mutilation in a way that doesn't make me sound like I've gone total sinoboo online wumao CCP shill renting an apartment in this city with this train station is $700 a month

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Fuck 12 @la-tron.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

I lived thru the baja nuclear winter and all I got was this third testicle.

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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

GM 🖤 Protect your whimsy, my friendos

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

I encourage everyone to show up to my funeral and make up any backstory they like.

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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Implies the existence of a Baja EMP

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Electric Chimp @electricchimp.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

baja black rain

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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

hotel mini bars are actually made for gnomes

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

ME: slow and steady wins the race WIFE: i asked you to do the dishes 3 days ago ME: slow and steady linda

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Squirrelly Sam @thurstonsam.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

My wife has been on the phone in front of an open container of delicious grilled chicken tacos for 45 minutes without taking a bite. I do not know this level of self control

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Squirrelly Sam @thurstonsam.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

It wasn't the baja blast that killed us, it was the baja radiation

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Squirrelly Sam @thurstonsam.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

You mean to tell me that the world's most dangerous hacking robot was hacked?

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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Ask not for whom the baja blasts; it blasts for thee

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Squirrelly Sam @thurstonsam.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Sometimes the best silence is just noisy enough that nobody notices how quiet you are

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Squirrelly Sam @thurstonsam.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Call your Congressperson and senators every day. Only say this: My name is ___ from _(town)_. Impeach and convict Donald Trump for high crimes and misdemeanors. If everyone who wanted it called every day it would start to mean something.

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Squirrelly Sam @thurstonsam.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Tired: thank you for your attention to this matter Wired: praise be to Allah

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Squirrelly Sam @thurstonsam.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

For sale, one gun, never googly-eyed

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

This is a desperately important time for our country and our democracy. That’s why as governor of your state, I’m signing the Swing Your Partner Bill to bring back square dancing and make it compulsory in public schools.

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