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Squirrelly Sam @thurstonsam.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Jerry Jones and Robert Kraft are both in the Epstein files.

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Squirrelly Sam @thurstonsam.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Obviously not stacking charisma

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Squirrelly Sam @thurstonsam.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

As if I needed another reason to hate the pats

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Squirrelly Sam @thurstonsam.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Top 38 huh... What are you, like number 6?

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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.

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Squirrelly Sam @thurstonsam.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

It's all about representation - when have you ever had the chance to see how the wealthy and popular (want you to think they) live?

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Squirrelly Sam @thurstonsam.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

That is probably the most polite way I've ever seen someone say "his dick don't work"

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Squirrelly Sam @thurstonsam.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Aren't they full of bootleg peptides

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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

standing in line all damn morning get my poetic license renewed

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

taught my dog sarcasm and now she won't stop snarking at strangers

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Squirrelly Sam @thurstonsam.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

When the entire MoE doesn't overlap we can talk.

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Nate's Scary Myth @natesmith.dev · 02/08/2026

the effort needed to sneak into a city is measured in Trojan Horsepower

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

There’s a guy at the farmers market who will read your tomato’s aura for a quarter

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Squirrelly Sam @thurstonsam.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Gotta blunt the vodka smell with an intoxicating waft of smoked ham

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Squirrelly Sam @thurstonsam.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Never before this moment have I wished I was good at social media

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Squirrelly Sam @thurstonsam.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Back in the 90s there was a certain type of guy who would hand you his business card and it would say like: DJ chuzzy dj/producer/audio engineer/graphic designer/mechanic/tv&vcr repair/house painter/certified sandwich artist What happened to that type of guy

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Squirrelly Sam @thurstonsam.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I propose a half-weekend in the middle of every week to make up the deficit

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Squirrelly Sam @thurstonsam.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Woah who's the one guy (we know it's a guy)

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Squirrelly Sam @thurstonsam.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Farm to toilet skips the middleman and passes the savings on to YOU

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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Pronouncing Grimace like Versace so the people at this McDonald’s think I’m sophisticated

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Squirrelly Sam @thurstonsam.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

This man has obviously had several traumatic brain injuries. Putting him on Sunday shows is abuse.

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Squirrelly Sam @thurstonsam.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Biden depleted the non-depleted stockpiles and the people who know the secrets about non-depleted stockpiles are telling you lies they should go to jail for, because they are not supposed to lie about the definitely-not-depleted stockpiles.

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

A bel biv devoe bahn mi shop called that girl is hoisin

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Squirrelly Sam @thurstonsam.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

ConstiTHREEtion: wisdom of the FIVEfathers

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Squirrelly Sam @thurstonsam.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Oh cool they added group chats. I will get invited to spammer chats and not a single group of cool people will invite me. awesome.

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Jen Rubin @jenrubin.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Where the fuck is WH press corps response to attacks on women reporters? Shameful bootlickers and enablers

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Squirrelly Sam @thurstonsam.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

I think you're funny but that definitely doesn't answer your question

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Squirrelly Sam @thurstonsam.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Casualty of choosing the party not known for decades for brazen shamelessness

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Squirrelly Sam @thurstonsam.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Turns out the real me is irritable yet gracious. Sounds right

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Squirrelly Sam @thurstonsam.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

That's one way to handle dll memory leaks

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Squirrelly Sam @thurstonsam.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

This is almost enough to make me want to go back to the Nazi bar just to peek in the door

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Squirrelly Sam @thurstonsam.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

The user is absolutely right, I shouldn't have gone into combat mode at a children's event.

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Squirrelly Sam @thurstonsam.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

He's gonna put a cabana and a wedding dj and some deck chairs out there.

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Squirrelly Sam @thurstonsam.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Long time ago I subscribed to a gaming magazine, I think it was Next Gen, and like the very first thing I would do when the issue came was turn to the reviews and read all the ⭐ and ⭐⭐ because they were always super funny

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Squirrelly Sam @thurstonsam.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

I love to visit the PNW but I don't want to live there anymore and also, sure I'll try cream cheese on a hotdog that sounds fine. Still sounds like a dare.

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Squirrelly Sam @thurstonsam.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

My time in PDX taught me that the people who use transplant as a derogatory are most often themselves transplants, they just think they're somehow an exception because they've been there X years or, at least they're not from California, or some other pointless shit.

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Squirrelly Sam @thurstonsam.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

I'm probably wrong and that's ok, but I feel like every "$CITY style" food is really just something for tourists. The locals who get mad about it tend to be transplants. Like nobody actually eats Cincinnati chili do they? It's just like a dare or something, right?

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Squirrelly Sam @thurstonsam.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Mediocre is giving them way too much credit.

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